Alert the media!

[Ilsa]

I'm seeing Jesus in my fried egg. The shredded hash browns are part of his hair and beard.

Have you seen Jesus today?

[Jara sang]

1. Here is what you need to do

Somehow seal your breakfast in lucite and sell it on eBay.

[Ilsa]

3. Do you think the film in my Foodsaver will distort

the image? What if he starts looking like Dennis Miller after I encase him?

[asthmaticeog]

2. For real - I had a *very clear* Jesus on my tortilla Sunday morning.

I thought about putting it on eBay, but I was *really* hungry. Do you suppose it transubstantiated? Or did it remain inert because I'm Jewish? So many theological questions are raised...