ALL Cats are EVIL, not just Calicos

[mopaul]

people, get the cats OUT OF YOUR HOUSES! they are evil and they are all out to eat us! listen to me! people wake up! do you hear me? cats are evil! EVIL i tell you! ahhhhhhh! aaaahhhhhhh!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Merlot]

1. It's to late, their plan to take over the world is in it's final stages

and I think it will be an improvement!

[Lindacooks]

2. Hmmm, then does this mean that the tuxedo kitty currently licking my chin

and purring is simply doing some pre-tasting?

And the purring is - cat's method of tenderizing?

[cestpaspossible]

3. cats are too dumb to be evil

[Merlot]

5. Or so they want you to believe....

[cestpaspossible]

7. I saw a cat eat a light bulb

that was plugged in and turned on... maybe it was a setup...

[Lindacooks]

6. Tell that to my cat Smuckers who knows how to open doors.

And Emily, who can open cupboards. Plus knows how to shut her arch enemy in another room.

And Bijou, who can turn on the faucet.

Dumb my ass.

[tnlefty]

4. Oh no!! Does this mean that we humans who cohabitate with

them are evil, too?

Mine are actually kinda nice, but that could be a ploy! Though I must admit that adopted ones seem less aloof. Oh, yeah, and when we adopted one who had her tail run over by a bus, then the tail had to be amputated, well, she's turned into a loving little thing. Still freaks out when the bus comes through the neighborhood, but sweet none the less.