Ass Gaskets Are Worthless!!

[bertha katzenengel]

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. That's why I always take a can of Lysol with me, wherever I go.

Okay, I don't. But if it were convenient....

[Fenris]

3. I sometimes carry around a package of Scrubbing Bubbles wipes...

They're flushable and not to awkward to carry in a backpack or briefcase.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. You could also douse the seat with kerosene and light it.

This approach is much more fun if the neighboring stall is occupied.

[Fenris]

7. "Hey buddy, my roll of toilet paper is on fire. Can I borrow yours?"

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. No better way to strike up a friendship...

...than by asking the guy in the next stall for a favor.

[Fenris]

16. It's especially effective at highway rest areas.

You meet the FRIENDLIEST people there!

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. And at state parks.

[Fenris]

20. Lots of bears in state park bathrooms.

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Yeah. And pigs.

[flamingyouth]

6. God, no wonder we're together

You've seen my travel packs. :D

[Fenris]

8. Yes.

:D

[underpants]

2. Assgaskets

I've never heard them called that-that is hilarious.

I personally use the handicapped stall, just make sure your shoes have a good grip on the railings.

[LynneSin]

4. I refuse to use those things

First, if it's my home bathroom that's a mute point

If it's my work bathroom, they're in there 3 times a day cleaning it and there's only like 6 women on our floor for 5 toilets

Finally if it's a public bathroom I'm not going to squat on the seat anyways even with a seat cover. And I hate putting my hand near something that I perceive to be filthy. Hell, I use my foot to flush

[bertha katzenengel]

11. in a public bathroom

I take a couple of wet and a couple of dry paper towels in there with me. I clean that mofo before I sit.

In the bathroom at work I just take in a paper towel to mop up if necessary. If I use the wheelchair (private) bathroom I have to look out for hiding vomit. Many pregnant women on this floor. Ugh.

I swear I work with the most disgusting women on earth. :bleagh:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

22. Amen

Men don't understand that we women have developed strong quads simply to make sure no contact ever takes place between us and public .............. aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh ................ I can't even type it.

[LynneSin]

26. Squat and hold

It's a godsend.

Plus, I figured I went about 20 years in public bathrooms before the widespread use of seatcovers and yet I'm somehow still alive.

Go figure

[Dr.Phool]

9. Is that a bib for my dog?

[bertha katzenengel]

12. Yes, but then it calls into question the name "ass gasket..."

;)

[Dr.Phool]

13. Well, he is a bit of an ass at times.

But usually just lovable.

[miss_kitty]

14. Formerly Nixon Campaign Hats

I spose we could update the name.

This reminds me of a funny ad campaign (print) from many many years ago. The photo was a toilet seat, covered with indidual squares of TP (My mom's instructions, BTW, if ass gaskets or Bush campain hats, if you will, were unavailable). The caption: "The Mother of Invention"

[bertha katzenengel]

19. And then of course there's Santy Wrap. Shout out if you know what that is!

:bounce:

[bleedingheart]

15. That is why we women have perfected "The Hover"

hahahahaha

[bertha katzenengel]

18. Have we?!

LOL I suspect "The Hover" is why half the time I have to clean someone else's, um, waste off the seat!

[miss_kitty]

23. If ya sprinkle when you tinkle

be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!

NOT INTENDED as a BODILY FUNCTION post. This is merely a PSA.

[bleedingheart]

24. ick...I can assure you that would not be me...

:-)

[bertha katzenengel]

25. I know that anyone brave enough to say she's perfected The Hover

would never admit to that particular skill unless she was very, very good at it. ;)