yet another stupid f-ing horoscope

[davidinalameda]

why do I even bother with these things

You could be in a playful, outgoing mood today, DAVID. Sometimes you can be very shy, and people think of you as being calm and reserved. But you actually have a very wild sense of humor that can be quite contagious! Share laughter and jokes with your entourage. You might want to regale your family members with funny stories. Or you could enjoy getting together with a good friend for lunch, sharing some giggles.

Sharing giggles--sorry, I'm a 37 year old man, granted I'm a gay man but still. I don't share giggles. And WTF is up with my "entourage"? I have two cats--not an "entourage". I don't want an "entourage". I can barely keep track of myself.