Guys, do you use 'Axe' body spray?

[tridim]

And if so, does every hot girl you meet want to have wild sex with you in public places?

The commercial I just saw said that's the "Axe effect". It was on the TeeVee so it must be true!

[mark414]

1. yeah, it is getting kind of annoying

[tuvor]

2. Yeah. Makes me long for the truthful ads from Hai Karate. n/t

[CanuckAmok]

5. I forgot about Hai-Karate!

I remember the ad where Cleopatra comes back to life in the Egyptian wing of some museum, and drags the nerdy yet irresistible Hai-Karate wearing fellow back to her sarcophagus with her.

That never, ever happened to me. Maybe I wasn't wearing enough.

[TheMightyFavog]

3. We use the little sample bottles as dorm pranks....

Rig the nozzle with duct tape so it can spray continuously, find the poor schlemazel who leaves his door unlocked, open the door, tape the nozzle, down, toss it in, and leave. When the victim returns, his room is doused in Axe. It takes days for the smell to clear. We call this prank "axebombing".

[LiberallyInclined]

4. we used to do something similar...

but we used m-80's.

and we did it when the people were in the dorm room and sleeping.

(before too many people get their undies in a knot- we only pranked each other, not uninvolved non-combatants)

[Abelman]

6. I think they're funny

I find all the body spray commercials hilarious.

[elperromagico]

7. I used it for a while.

All I can say is that it's no substitute for a thorough bath or shower.

Check out the Bath Effect. It's spectacular; women can't keep their hands off you. :P

[Swamp Rat]

8. Well, it works for me.

I never used stuff like that before (nothing can substitute for a shower/bath), but I tried it when I was living in Brasil... Oba!!! I couldn't keep the Brasileiras off me!!! :D

[enigmatic]

9. nope

What is it? I don't think the commericals are up here..

[ghostsofgiants]

10. That shit gives me a headache...

My brother wears it a lot, every time I go within a 20 foot radius of him I get a headache.

[Debbi801]

18. I had to confiscate my son's can...

He bought some (although why he felt he needed it at age 12) and kept spraying it every 20-30 minutes. As soon as the stench was gone, he'd be using it again.

I finally threw it away. Got tired of the head ache and watery eyes.

Debbi

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Especially The Stalker Commercial!

Young woman leaves message on ansering machine that includes she was spying on him eating b'fast while she hid in his bushes, etc. Pretty creepy. Yet some ad person made a mint on that idea.
The Professor

[dolo amber]

12. I find going down to the bus station men's room

and rolling around in some hobo piss smells about the same...cheaper, too! ;)

[HEyHEY]

15. Well, they are probably drinking it

[Jara sang]

13. Yes, but it turns out they just want have "mild sex"

So, I think it is false advertising.

[HEyHEY]

14. No, never use the stuff - get wild sex anyway

Well, no I don't

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. No.

I'd rather actually have sex than just talk about how my body spray will get me laid.

[DS1]

17. I use the deodorant/antiperspirant stick

and I'm fighting them off daily :D