Why do our mothers delight in embarassing us publicly?

[Elidor]

Just this week, my mom stopped by the office. Within 2 minutes of entering, she was dishing on me to my boss and coworkers! The boss mentioned something about me cleaning the office, and she had a stroke over the mention of my name and the word 'clean' in the same sentence. Then she started in on how back in the day my bachelor-pad apartment was once declared a Superfund cleanup site. OY! I love ya, mom, but please, let's keep this civilized, okay? I got a few stories to tell, too.

[JitterbugPerfume]

1. we do it

because we CAN


BWAHAHAHAhahaha

[jody]

2. I understand your concern but do you know how lucky your are to have

a mother that close and how much love she has for you?

Grin and bear it because someday she'll be gone and such memories will bring tears to your eyes.

:hi:

[Spinzonner]

3. It's her job

Somebody's got to do it.

Try taking her to amateur night at the comedy club.

[Droopy]

4. Oh, hell

My mom would be a hit. I've given her plenty of material over the years.

[hickman1937]

5. I can't believe you told her where you work.

There are rules about those things for a reason.

[margaritamama]

6. Gotta love it!

Here's to your mom

[Love Bug]

7. Its revenge for the 168,452 dirty diapers she had to change

from YOU!

[cornermouse]

8. Its a hobby.

And its a WHOLE lot of fun.

O8)

[bleedingheart]

9. Oh Our Omnipotence!

We control your world...bwaahahhahahahaha

[NV Whino]

10. Apparently that's what mothers do.

[ikojo]

11. It's called payback time...for when we were teenagers and dared

to be seen out in public dressed like THAT!

[Elidor]

12. Our teenage dress habits were revenge for the polyester jumpsuits

That Mom clothed us in during the '70s.