In honor of the new Star Wars movie, I just bought me a new walker

[A HERETIC I AM]

Cant wait to take it out on the highway.

What?!?!? No fucking turn signal? :::STOMP:::

That'll teach ya'

[hippiepunk]

1. Lucky!!

Damn, I've always wanted one. The mileage can't be good though.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. 2 steps to the gallon

but the steps are 300 yards long.

[tridim]

4. It runs on the "force"

So, I don't think he'll get a tax breaks from the oil president.

Just watch out for ropes strung across the highway. You can't be killed with laser guns, but it's extremely easy to trip.

[Neoma]

3. Its called a AT-AT, not walker.

:P

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. Yes, i know. But it is also referred to as an "Imperial Walker" in the

movie. So there!

besides, saying "I just bought a new At-At" just sounds silly.

[hickman1937]

6. I always thought those things needed a cool hat.

Puce velvet maybe.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. LOL! True! Oh, if i only knew how to photoshop!

Puce velvet with a long feather. Think they'd let me in the carpool lane then?

Ah well......stuck in the 80's i guess.
I'm still looking for the "Any" key on this keyboard. I KNOW it's here somewhere.

[hickman1937]

11. They'll not only let you in, but follow you home.

Stock up on wine and hors d'oeuvres.

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Smoked Oysters in the weapons bay?

n/t

[Taxloss]

7. Wow, real chick magnet!

:P

Seriousl, though, those things are among the reason that "Empire Strikes Back" was by far the best Star Wars movie. Compare them to the flippin' Ewoks!

[supernova]

8. When does the movie come out?

I've seen a lot of talk about it. But I don't know the premiere date. :shrug:

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Next week. Lots of theatres are already selling advance tickets.