Italians come out on top in penis study

[Maine-ah]

I don't know if this will get locked or not, but a study was really done!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3256108a4560,00.html

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46cm, which compared favourably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6cm, Israelis 8.3cm, Turks 7.8cm and Filippinos 7.35cm. Italians were the longest at 9cm and Americans averaged 8.8cm.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. YES!

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Are you Italian, perchance? n/t

[HEyHEY]

2. Canadians came out at 9.7

Inches
:-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. That's 'cuz they measure the mooses and average it in.

[Maine-ah]

4. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

6. Either way we still came out at nine.7

[mhr]

5. The Study Was Obviously Not Done By Woman

Flaccid measurements - Please!

[Radio_Lady]

7. Jewish men must be about 7.5 cm, but most are missing a piece...

It's a puzzlement!

[Solly Mack]

8. ah......

nevermind....

[Ready4Change]

10. Did they equalize temperatures?

I mean, over wintertime I'm fairly Filippino, but over the summer I'm pretty d*mn Italian!

:)

[Hardrada]

19. In winter I'm a Buddhist

In summer I'm a nudist. (nuddhist?):D

[supernova]

11. YES! All Italians, line up before me!!

I'm getting my order in now!

:loveya: :D

[Bok_Tukalo]

12. Then what good is it?

"The study did not measure the penises when they were erect."

[WindRavenX]

16. Exactly

I knew a very very small man when soft....monster when excited.

[mongo]

13. flaccid doesn't count

because there are growers and showers....

[Lars39]

14. Flaccid doesn't mean zip.

And it took them 5 months to find and measure 148 volunteers?!
Rather small sampling, too. :)

[tjwmason]

15. I think that this deserves further research

As I'm going to Italy this summer, can I be the first to volunteer for this difficult, thankless, and exhausting task?

[CornField]

17. Reminds me of Sam Kinison's routine about Dr. Ruth

(Paraphrased, of course)

"When you want sex advice, you don't want some little Jewish woman. What you want is a huge black woman. You don't want Dr. Ruth... You want Dr. Rooth.

"You can ask her, 'Dr. Rooth, does size really matter?' and she'll tell you, 'You know it does honey. You can't churn butter with a toothpick.'"

I really miss Kinison. :)

[joeybee12]

18. This study is 100% accurate!

And don't tell me how I know for sure! :blush:

[maveric]

20. So its twoo about the "Old saus-eeg"?

"Its Twoo, Its Twoo!"