This thread is dedicated to smartass remarks

[HEyHEY]

Have at it you poltroons!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Pfffft! Thanks!

[Ready4Change]

2. Unfair! Biased against dumbasses like me!

I'm gonna sue! ;)

[amandae]

3. I don't want "it it"

I don't even know what the hell that means

[HEyHEY]

4. ha!

fixed

[LiberalVoice]

5. Well then I guess I better post...

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Let me ask you would you rather have a Southern Baptist in office that bel

Let me ask you would you rather have a Southern Baptist in office that belived that Jesus was going to judge how he treated the poor
or
An athiest who had no accountabilty to anyone. (not to say that all athiest feel this way they don't).

I saw this in GD.

Atheists have no accountablity to anyone?! Wow. So does that mean I DON'T have to pay my parking tickets?

[HEyHEY]

7. Hold up! Where is that thread!???? Link me Link me!

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Unfortunately, it's locked:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3616415&mesg_id=3616415

Too bad. I was ready to go do battle!

[HEyHEY]

11. Damn

How about which do you prefer; someone helpng the poor because they are scared of getting in shit from god? Or someone doing it because they actually CARE about people?

[RandomKoolzip]

12. That's it in a nutshell.

Yeah, just because I don't believe in god, I have nothing stopping me from killing and raping and stealing....uh, except my "conscience," whatever the hall THAT is.

[uppityperson]

8. eeyoorrrre

[giant_robot]

10. Sheesh! You call this a thread?

Why don't I spare myself and do something less painful - like sticking my dick in a cheese grater.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Well, just sticking it in there isn't that painful.

It's the back-and-forth movement of the grater that provides the pain.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Curiously, when invited to do so, I have nothing smartass to say.

:shrug: