Instead Of Saying "Do You Want A Bigger Package" What They Mean Is

[DEM FAN]

Do You Want A BIGGER Penis. Maybe Some Other Time. ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Yes

I think package is misleading....it infers they are going to make your nuts bigger too and frankly that isn't very pretty.

[Elidor]

2. May we infer from this statement that you are not a teabagger?

And what's wrong with big balls? Are smaller ones ever considered "pretty?" I submit that their inherent ugliness remains unchanged regardless of size.

A young lady once tried to get me to stop smoking pot with the argument that it leads to "cat's balls," meaning they get bigger.

"Really?! I never knew that! Wait 'till I tell all my friends! This is wonderful!"

[La_Serpiente]

4. I think the last thing I would want is

Republicanitis (Elephantitis) in my balls.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. huh?

I must have missed something. Is someone offering to increase penis sizes of us here DUers?

Is there a thread I'm supposed to sign in on?

:)

[Crewleader]

5. Speaking of private parts...here's a pray for those in need!

Say it before you go to sleep...:)


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,please take it away
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young
And could you work on my husband when you're done?

P.S. One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."