What is the best/your fave Seinfeld ep?

[Canadiana]

Mine is "The Little Jerry"...by far the most hilarious IMO!!

[Canadiana]

1. Also...Add any Seinfeld quotes you like!!!

[maveric]

2. "The second spitter".

The JFK takeoff when Kramer and Newman accuse Keith Hernandez of spitting on them after they heckled him after a Mets game.

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. The Soup Nazi and The Bet

or whatever the title of that ep was. The one where they bet how long they can go without polishing the bishop. :D

[mark414]

6. that is shaq's favorite episode

at least, if his appearance on curb your enthusiasm is to be believed...

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. Soup Nazi or The Bet ?

[mark414]

20. the bet

if you haven't seen it...i suggest you go out and rent and/or buy the 2nd season of curb your enthusiasm...which includes the shaq episode

best show on television

[nuxvomica]

4. "The Pen"

First of all, it featured Jerry's parents, which is always funny. Plus it had Sandy Baron in an hilarious guest shot. Not to mention "Stella! STELLA!" :-)

[njdemocrat106]

5. The Hot Tub

George: "YOU TELL THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH THAT NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNING THINGS!"

Honorable mention to "The Junior Mint" and "The Library" (Kramer: "Bookman? The library cop's name is Bookman? That's amazing! That's like an ice cream man being named Cone!")

[Southsideirish]

7. There are so many but that's a great one. The "Bubble Boy" is my fave.

[all.of.me]

8. my daughter says these are hers:

(she is 11)

"The Pen" and "The Dog"

[Cannikin]

10. when Jerry is in 1st class and Elaine has to sit in coach

[LynneSin]

11. Hands down - (literally sometimes) The Contest

:D

[youthere]

12. Master of my domain.

A classic.

[DS1]

13. Frogger

[Sugar Smack]

25. "Frogger" WAS the best,

and it included the "sentence finisher", Kramer with his police tape, and best of all, Elaine with the "vintage" piece of cake.

That was a classic.

[Mass_Liberal]

14. either

"The Hot Tub" which was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Or the one where Kramer tries to stop sleeping. This spawns one of the greatest lines of all time, "I... I woke up in the East River. IN A SACK!"

[Steve Nash is god 13]

15. soup nazi "no soup for you" and "next"

[Kat45]

16. One of my faves is the one with the 'bizarro jerrys' -

I don't know the name of it.

"The Contest' is another one of my faves.

[elshiva]

17. Don't know the title but when they talk about close talkers.

[progmom]

18. sponge-worthy

cracked me up

[Mojambo]

19. A tie between The Dinner Party and The Fire

Both episodes are from the absolute apex of the show, Season 5.

My favorite bit from The Dinner Party...

GEORGE: Do you think chickens have individual personalities?
KRAMER: (shivering) I don't know.
GEORGE: If you had like five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Bak, bak, baak, bak? Cause if they have individual personalities I’m not sure we should be eaten `em. What's the matter with you?

and from The Fire...

GEORGE: How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?
ERIC: Hey, man - what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what - is he a clown?
GEORGE: Is he a clown? What, are you kidding me!?
ERIC: Well, what is he?
GEORGE: Yes, he's a clown!
ERIC: Alright, so what's the big deal! There's millions of clowns!
GEORGE: Alright, just forget it.
ERIC: Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

That Eric the Clown bit might be the funniest thing ever.

[hickman1937]

21. The one with shrinkage.

Where Elaine says something like "I don't know how you guy's put up with those things."

[terrya]

22. Mine is "Tropic of Cancer"

Where Jerry gets a visit from the New York Public Library cop, "Mr. Bookman" (hilariously played by Phillip Baker Hall

[newfaceinhell]

23. don't know the name, but the one where they work backwards

scene by scene--I still think that's where they got the idea for the movie "memento".

[Calliope]

24. None

I REALLY TRIED to like Seinfeld - I guess I have no sense of humor, but in my defense I don't love Raymond and I thought that all of the Friends were self indulgent bores.(and self indulgent boors)