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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 02:25 PM
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Henry Rollins is a boring old fart.
I saw one of his "spoken word" performances years and years ago, and it was like listening to some drunken uncle at a Thanksgiving dinner.

Big fucking deal; you worked in a pet store once and one of your friends died. Now relate an experience which isn't common to 99.9999996% of everyone between 22 and 60.

And now he's on an anti-Meth PSA. Instead of the old 'fried egg' approach, your brain or heart (wasn't paying attention) is a V8 hemi, and Rollins blows one up and says "the only difference is you cant rebuild your brain/heart". That is the worst writing since...well I don't know what it was; it was so old it was in Latin.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 02:31 PM
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1. he stole my friend's girlfriend....... had her borrow money from HIM.....
to buy him dinner and then tossed her over for some chick with implants.
before that happened, my friend was a big fan. he introduced them that night, too......
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 02:44 PM
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2. I remember when he was Details Mag's "Man of the Year"
After he had mentioned in some interview with them that he was mad at some chick for not fucking him, so he j/o'ed in her hair while she was sleeping, and he thought that was hilarious.

Seems like an asshole to me.
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bettyellen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 02:51 PM
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3. maybe that was my friends ex, LOL!
i hope so, what an asshole too. it sounded to me like they deserved each other.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 03:02 PM
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4. you just know everyone dont you sis eh ha
Sorry that happened.
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KissMyAsscroft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 06:03 PM
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5. I would pay to see Henry Rollins.....
...shut the fuck up.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 10:29 PM
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7. Give me $18, and I'll do 36 arm curls, and tell you about killing goldfish
Same thing, and you'll save $4.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 10:48 PM
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8. What about smashing your penis in a toilet seat?
Edited on Sat May-07-05 11:07 PM by sasquatch
:shrug:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 10:57 PM
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11. that's extra, but I'm not saying no. n/t
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 06:07 PM
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6. Rollins is a blowhard, self-important dick.
Who fancies himself an intellectual. Can't stand him and his stupid weightlifter bullshit.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 10:54 PM
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9. Not only is he an asshole, he did that stupid hotel commercial
Edited on Sat May-07-05 10:56 PM by Hardhead
Where he sang the disembodied voice of someone in a shower: "I feel good! $38.99 a night! Woooo!" For that alone, his name must never be spoken again. This is the former frontman for Black Flag? Fuck!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-05 10:55 PM
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10. There's a tune by CHixdiggit called "Henry Rollins is no fun"
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