Worst Movie Ever: Gigli or Manos, The Hands of Fate?

[Colin Ex]

Inspired by Michael Reagan complaining that the movie about Ronald Reagan was "the worst ever."

I vote for Manos. MST3k couldn't even make that not painful to watch.

-C

[MissMillie]

1. Ishtar? (n/t)

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[no name no slogan]

2. Jiggly gets my vote

Manos was definately piece o' work, but it cannot begin to compare with PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.

Now THAT was the worst movie ever.

[joeybee12]

4. Plan 9 is so bad it's good! Manos is unbearable!

Haven't seen Gigli--refuse to.

[Muddleoftheroad]

8. If it hadn't been for MST

I couldn't watch five minutes of Manos. Even then, oh my God. My cousin stopped by when it was on and he seriously asked if I was stoned because I was watching it.

[wtmusic]

10. Plan 9 has crossed the line into Classic Bad

Jiggly is just bad.

[Zuni]

15. Plan 9 is fun to watch--Manos was painful

Manos was the worst thing i have ever seen, ever.

[tridim]

3. As Joel and the Bots pointed out

At least Manos had scantily clad women dancing around a campfire in their nighties.

"They just disolved to the same scene!"

[Loonman]

5. That's a tough one

:shrug:

[Another Bill C.]

6. The Man with Two Heads

with Ray Milland and Rosie Grier was the worst movie ever made.

[xcentrik]

7. The Creeping Terror

The movie with the giant carnivorous carpet, with the people inside it occasionally visible. Manos is way, way up there, though. Big budget atrocities, on the other hand, such as Gigli (haven't seen it), Battlefield Earth, Showgirls, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, etc. are made more painful to watch, just because you can't stop thinking, "They spent $20 million on THIS? Didn't anyone read the f***ing script??!!"

[Colin Ex]

13. Battlefield Earth...

I read that on a trip I took. Then I found out a movie was coming out and went "uh oh."

All three of the people who saw that should have known what they were getting into.

-C

[ET Awful]

9. My vote goes to . . .

Zardoz. Worst movie ever made (that I've actually seen anyway).

I mean any movie in which this: is a major character has problems :)

[Colin Ex]

11. That's a CHARACTER?

I am SO renting that tonight!!

-C

[Zuni]

16. that looks good

I like the look of that guy.

[CO Liberal]

12. "The Thing With Two Heads"

Starring Rosey Grier and Ray Milland.

[Zuni]

14. Manos, hands of fate was so BAD , Tom Servo almost died!

I have never seen anything like that manos. It was utterly ---- I do not even know where to start.

[Cush]

17. Final Sacrifice, can't forget this one

Zap Rowsdower!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrGonzoLives]

18. Has anyone actually SEEN Gigli?

I'm just curious - with all the people who pile on it, you would think it would've been a box office success, but it wasn't. Something tells me that because it has Ben Affleck and J.Lo in the same movie, people are just automatically assuming that it's shit.

It may be shit, I don't know, I do know that it got mostly bad reviews. Has anyone here actually seen it?

[The_Gopher]

19. "Getting Even with Dad": McCauley Culkin and Ted Danson (with ponytail)

it was awful. it got me out of the sun for two hours while stranded in Florence,SC after getting in a car wreck on father's day on the way back from high school senior beach week 1994.
but it was only barely better than being outside in the sun.