LISTEN UP FOR THE LAST TIME LIE-BRUL SODIMITES!!

[CanuckAmok]

YOR OLD BUDDY HERE AGEN TO TELL U WATS WAT!

I HAVENT BIN AROUND FOR A WILE BEECUS I BUSTED MY FOOT AT WORK AND I BIN TO SORE TO TIPE. I NO I POSTED YESTERDAY FROM DERMOTTS HOUSE BUT I WAS ON THE LAST OF THE ASPRINS AND 5 COORS LITE SILVER BULLETS SO I DON’T REMBER WAT I SED. ANYWAYS I CODNT DRIVE TO THE COMPUTER ANY WAY IT IS MY RIGHT FOOT AND IT IS STILL IN A CAST. MISTY DRIVED TODAY. I DONT HAVE ANY BENAFITS BEECUS OF OLD DIRTY KKKLINTOON BLOWING ALL THE TAX ON SIGARS AND PEACE THANKS ALOT! SO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK MONDAY SO NO INTERNETS FOR A WILE AFTER THAT. SO I GOTTA MAKE SHURE I SAY EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF BEFORE U AL GET IT.

I JUST TOLD MR DELAY ON U ALL 4 YOR COMMY WEBSITE!! LOL! I BET YOR BUDDY ALGORE WILL B SORRY HE INVENTED THE INTRNET YEA RIGHT LOL! HOPFULLEY GITMO WONT BE TO HOT FOR AL OF U AND MABEY EVEN ALGORE. LOLOL!!

MISTY LOST THE BET THAT U WERE STILL ON HEAR SPREDDING YOUR LIES AND YOR BUMSEX ADJENDA’S SHE SAYD U WOOD NOT BE HEAR ANEEMORE AND I SED THAT YEA U WOOD AT LEEST THE WUN’S OF U HOO DIDN’T DIE OF GODS RAFF AIDS! LOL! AND LEZBIE’S 2. I DONT EVEN NO WHAT U LEZBIE’S DO BEECUS U DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT IN ANY WARE ELSE LOL!! THAT REMINDS ME I SEEN ON TV THAT 2 LEZBIE’S ARE HAVING A BABY AND I SAY WAT?! HOW CAN IT BE WITH NO MAN IN THE HOUSEHOLE? AND MISTY SAIS MABEY THEY USE A TERKY BASTER AND I SAY EVEN IF THEY MAKE A MAN A BIG DINER WITH A TERKY AND EVEN MASH AND CORN THERES NO WAY HES GOING TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH LEZBIE’S UNLES HE IS A FROOT AND THEN HE PROLLY CUDNT ANYWAY. AND THEN MISTY SAIS NO THEY USE THE BASTER TO GET WITH CHILD AND THAT IS SICK!!!!!!!!! SO EVEN IF THEY HAVE A BABY ITS NOT NACHUREL AND WATEVER I AM SURE THE NEW HOLEY FROD IN ROME WILL SAY IT IS A MIRACLE BEECUS EVERY THING IS TO THOSE PASTERS IN DRESSES. MORE ON THE WEERD CATHOLICKS AND THERE CRAZY NEW POPE IN ROME LATER.

O AND I HOPE THOSE CRAZY LEZBIE’S DON’T USE TE TERKY BASTER FOR DINER AFTER GETTING 2 NO IT! YUCK! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

MISTY AND DYLAN ARE HEER 2 WILE I TIPE 2 U. SO ENUF ABOUT LEZBIE’S AND FOOD.

BY THE WAY IF ANY OF U WEER WONDERING ON MISTY SHE IS NOW GETTING MORE SHIFTS BEEING A WAIT REST AT THE TOPLESS BAR AND DOSNET HAVE TO TAKE HER TOP OF ANY MORE BEECUS SHE CANT DANSE ON ACCOUNTA HER ANCKEL. SHE HAS HAD 6 KIDS NOW. ONE FROM HER FIRST MARREGE DIED WEN HE FEL IN THE POOL BEECUS THE HUSBIND LEFT IT INFLAYTED (RIP CODY BRAVE LITTLE AMERICAN! NEVER FORGET!!) AND ONE WAS WITH HER SECIND HUSBIN. ANYWAY’S IT IS STARTING 2 SHOW BEECUS SHE IS GETTING OLDER NOW (24 THIS MUNTH HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD NAG LOL!! SHE HIT ME IN THE ARM HARD! I DESERVE IT! OW! LOL BUT SHE WILL PAY LATER LOLOLOLOLOL!!). SO ANYWAYS NO BODY WANTS 2 SEE A MOMMY OF 6 GET NEKED BEELEEVE ME NOT ON A STAGE EVEN WITH A GOOD ANCKEL ANYWAY’S AND THAT IS THE TRUTH! I DON’T GO THERE ANYWAY’S BEECUS THE PASTER SAYS ITS VERY BAD DOWN THERE ESPESHALLY ON FRIDAY’S BUT I CAN ONLY IMAJIN!!

SO MISTY LOSSED ARE BET AND SHE USHULLY DUZ BEECOS SHE ISNT VERY SMRT BUT SHE IS THE MOMMY OF 4 OF MY LITTLE WUN’S SO WHAT CAN I DO? MISTYS DAD HAS A SAYING AND IT IS TRUE HE SAIS FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU FOOL ME A FEW THOSAND TIMES I MUST BE MISTY! LOLOLOLOL!!! FOR BETER FOR WURST LOL! THAT IS HOLEY MATREMONEY FOR U!! AT LEEST WE ARE LEEGLY MARYED UNDER GOD AND UNDER PRESIDENT BUSH WHO IS ALMOST LIKE GOD WEL HE IS THE GOD OF THE USA OR AT LEEST HE IS GODS TOOL. I HOPE THATY DUSNT SOUND BLAST FEEMUS BUT IF IT DUS I WILL FIT RIGHT IN ON HEER ON GOOD OLD SATANS DU! LOL!! EXCEPT YOR BLAST FEEMY IS USHULY AGAINST GOD AND PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH AND MISSES BUSH AND THE BUUTIFILL DOTTERS THEY HAVE. ALL U SEEM TO LIKE IS KITENS AND ANALSEX AND ELECTRIC CARS LOL! AND COFEY AND DEVILS MUSIC. KITENS SUCK THE BRETH FROM BABYS U SHUD NO THAT!

SO DO U GET IT YET THAT GEORGE W BUSH IS THE PRESIDENT OF U AL? GETOVERIT! EVEN DYLAN MY LITTLIST WITH MISTY SAIS GEORGE W BUSH IS HIS PRESIDENT AND HE IS ONLY 5! HE SAIS GEORGE W BUSH UNDERSTANDS THE THINGS HE THINKS IN HIS LITL HED. AND HES BIN SAYING THAT SINSE HE CUD WOK AND TOK AND THAT IS ALMOST 6 MUNTHS NOW.

EVEN FOX AMERICAN NEWS FOR AMERICANS SAIS HOMO ISEBURG CANADA WICH IS FUL OF COMMYS SAIS THAT THEY R GOING TO VOTE FOR CONSERFITE’S NEXT TIME THEY HAVE AN ELEXSHUN WICH SEEMS TO BE EVRY 50 YEER’S LOL! U NO BEFORE YESTERDAY I DIDN’T NO THEY HAD ELEXSHUNS I THOT THEY HAD A QUEEN! BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY ELECT THE KING AND QUEEN BUT NOT VERY OFEN. GO FIGURE. U SEE SO U SHOOD WACH FOX NEWS AND U WILL LERN SOMETHING NEW EVRYDAY. SO EVEN THEM UP THERE WHO LET IN RAGHEDS AND CHINAMEN AL THE TIME AND SAY ITS GREAT TO BE A HOMO OR TO NOT GO TO A WAR AGRIE THAT ITS TIME TO BE TUFF ON TERORISTS AND THEY EVEN SAY THAT THEY R RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE BIGEST TERORIST ORGANISASHUN IN THE WORLD AND THEY NEED HELP TO FIGHT IT. I THINK THEY MEEN SEERIA BUT I DON’T HAVE A MAP WITH CANADA AND SEERIA ON IT. MY ATLAST IS MISING SUM PAGES I THINK. BY THE WAY I DON’T HATE THE CHINAMEN THEY R USUALLY CHRISTIAN AND GOOD IN MATH AND THEY NEVER TALEGAIT. ITS GOOD TO HAVE A FREND OR 2 WHO IS GOOD IN MATH I THINK EVEN THOW I DO NOT ACTSHALLY NO ANY CHINAMEN. BUT DERMOTT WHO DRIVES LONG-HOLL SAIS THERE IS A CHINAMAN PASTER NERE HERE. NOW I HERD EVERY THING!!

SO EVEN THOSE CANADIST HOSERS NO WEN IT IS TIME 2 BE TUFF AND STOP BREEDING WELFARE CASES AND KIDS WHO GROW UP HATING THE GUVERNMENT AND THE CUNTRY BUT STILL GET ON THE TEET AND TAKE WAT THEY CAN. THAT MAKES ME MAD AND EVEN MISTY WHO DUSNT FOLOW POLATIX IS MAD 2 BEECOS THE MORE BLACKS AND OTHER IMAGRANTS WHO GET ON WELFARE MEEN’S LESS FOR REEL AMERICANS LIKE US AND I GESS IT IS THE SAME IN CANUKISTAN WERE IT TAKES 6 YEER’S TO GET A TOOTH PULT AND THEY DON’T HAVE THE GOOD SENCE TO USE A STRING AND A DOORNOB. MABEY THAT IS WY AMERICA IS BETER THAN CANADA AND WY WE INVENTED ELECTRSITY AND THE FONE THE HEMI AND THE COTIN GIN FIRST BEECOS WE HAVE INJUN-OOITY OR HOW EVER U SPEL IT LOL! WE HAVE THE GOOD SENCE THE GOOD LORD GAVE US TO USE THE STRING AND NOB’S INSTEAD OF WATEING 4 SUM SOSHULIST DENTIST TO DO THE JOB LONG AFTER WE ARE DED IN THE COLD COLD GROWND. LOLOLOL!!! JUST WON OF A MILLION MORE REESON’S USA IS AL WAYS #1!!

WEN I SAY MISTY IS NOT INTO POLATIX U SHOOD NO SHE STILL VOTES FOR GEORGE W BUSH OR ELSE! U BETER BELEVE IT!! I TELL U WAT!

AND SPEEKING OF CANADA THEY R SELIBRATING THE END OF WW2 NOW AND THEY DON’T EVEN NO THAT IT STARTED WHEN THE JAPINECE COMANISTS BOMED PERL HARBOR (RIP BRAVE AMERICAN SAYLER’S!! NEVER FORGET!!) IN 1931!! THEY R SAING ON THERE SOSHALIST CBC RADIO WICH THEY HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR INSTEAD OF A ARMY ( I GESS USA WILL HAVE 2 BALE THEM OUT AGEN IN WW3) THAT IT IS THE END OF WW2 IN HOLAND NOW. I SAY WAT?! THERE WAS NO WAR IN HOLAND WHO WOOD WANT TO INVADE A CUNTRY FULL OF WOODIN SHOES AND TOOLIP’S? EVEN NATSI’S ARENT THAT DUM. U CANT TAKE WINDMILS BACK TO GERMAN! EVERYBODY WITH HAF A BRANE NO’S THE WAR WAS IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN AND IN YOROP. NOT IN HOLAND! THERE BRAINS MUST BE FROZE UP THERE DUM CANADIAN’S. NO WUNDER THEY EET GRAVY AND CURDELS OF CHEZE ON THERE FREEDOM FRYS I MEEN FRENCH FRYS UP THERE BEECUS THEY ARE ALL NUT’S! 2 MANY PUCKS IN THE HED. LOL!!!!!! MABEY IF THEY LEFT ON THE BLUE TAIL ON THE PUCK LIKE ON FOX THEY WOOD HAVE SEEN IT COMING AT THERE HEDS AND DUCK! LOL!!! BY THE WAY FOR ANY OF U WHO ARE CANADAINS AND I BET THAT IS MOST OF U U WOODNT HAVE TO PAY FOR CBC RADIO IF U SOLD ADS ON IT DUMMYS THAT IS CALLED CAPITOLISIM U SHOOD TRY IT SOME TIME AND MABEY WE WOODNT HAVE TO GIVE U MONY AL THE TIME!

AND SPEEKING OF WORSHIPPING A 3 HEDED MONKEE SUM OF U FALCE IDLE WORSHIPPERS EVEN HEAR IN THE GOOD OLD USA HAVE A NEW POPE IN ROME TO BOW OVER IN FRONT OF. LOL! BETER MAKE SHURE TO NOT HAVE THEM BACKS TO THE NEW POPE COS ALL THEM HOLEY ROMAN TIPES ARE IN TO BUGGERY LOL!!! BUT ANYWAYS I HAVE TO REMBER WHAT THE PASTER SAIS THAT ALL CHRISTIAN’S ARE BROTHER’S EVEN IF THEY ARE PREYING TO A GIRL AND A HOLEY GOST. I GESS HE MEENS THAT WERE ALL BROTHERS AND HES INCLUDING THE LADYS IN THE PARISH TO. I WILL ASK HIM. BUT IT IS ALL ABOUT JOINING HANDS AGENST THE MUSLIN HORES WHO HATE ARE FREEDOMS TO PREY TO A TRUE GOD AND TO WARE ARE SHOES OR IN MY CASE SHOE LOL IN CHURCH AND NOT HAVE MARTIAL RELASHUNS WITH A GOAT BEECOS OF SOME RELIGUS TRACK. U NO I STILL DON’T GET IT THAT EVEN USA LIVING AMERICANS ARE MUSLINS SOME TIME’S DID U NO THAT?! YEA U PROBLY R MUSLIN 2!! ANYWAYS THE FOUNDING FATHERS (RIP BRAVE FOUNDING FATHERS OF AMERICA! NEVER FORGET!) DIDN’T HAVE DIRTY MUSLINS IN MIND WEN THEY INVENTED THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION WE TAKE FOR GRANITE. THEY MENT FREEDOM TO WORSHIP A CHRISTIAN GOD NOT A DANCING MONKEE IN A HAT OR SOME CRAZY ELEFANT WITH 2 MANY ARMS AND HEDS.

BY THE WAY I HERD THAT MUSLIN TRACKS SAY THAT MUHAMID ALI WAS A PEDAFILE. HOW WOOD THEY NO THAT?! MUHAMED ALI IS AMERICAN! THEY ARE JUST JELOS BEECUS NO MUSLINS CAN BOX.

BUT I AM GETTING DISTRACKTED.

WAT I GOT ON HEER 2 SAY IS THAT I TOLD TOM DELAY ON U AL AND HE WILL I AM SURE BE SENDING HIS FBI AGENTS TO YOR HOWS’IS AREST U FOR TREEZONS.

SO ANYWAYS ITS NOT 2 LATE TO GET YOR HOWSS IN ORDER FOR NOT ONLY THE RAPTSHUR BUT ALSO THE FBI. ATLEEST THESE R THE GOOD FBI AND NOT THE HITLERY KKKLINTON FBI WHO CUDNT HIT THE SIDE OF A BARN AT 2 FEET LIKE IN WACKO TEXAS WEN SHE SENT THEM TO MERDUR ALL THOSE DEVOWT CHRISTIAN’S AND TAKE THEIR STASH OF GREEN-AIDS AND AUTOMATIC WEPONS THEY HAD A RITE TO HAVE BEECUS OF CHARLETON HESTON (A REEL AMERICAN! GET IT??)AND THE 2ND COMING OF OUR LORD IN HEAVEN FROM HEAVEN.

SO U WONT HAVE TO WURRY ABOWT BEEING SHOT IN THE HED BY MISTEAK BEECUS A PROPER MAN WHO IS NOT A SEX PREVERT IS IN THE OVLE OFFISE AND HE TELL’S THE FBI TO JUMP AND HOW HI OR GET OUT OF DOGE. OR AT LEEST CRAWFORD LOL!! IF U GET SHOT IN THE HED IT IS BEECUS U DESERVE IT I TELL U WAT!!

AND THEN THEY WILL ROWND UP RODGER MORE AND HE WONT MAKE ANYMORE TREEZONUS MOVIE’S LIKE FARRE FARINHEA FARRAHNITE LIKE THE WON HE MADE MAKING FUN OF THE PRESIDENT AND LEEDER GEORGE W BUSH. HE WAS GOOD WEN HE WAS JAMES BOND BUT ONLY WEN HE WA FITING COMMYS. THEN HE GOT TO FAT. THE NEW JAMES BOND IS A PANSY AND AL THE BAD GUIES ARE TO STOOPID ANYWAY. WHO WOOD BE SCARRED OF SOME SUPERVILLIN WHO OWNS ALL THE TV STASHUNS ON ERTH? LIKE WAT COOD HE DO BUT BOAR U TO DETH WITH XFL?! ANYWAYS…AND THAT LIYER WHO WAS IN THELMA AND LOOEZE AND HATES AMERICA WILL ALSO GET ARESTED AND SENT TO GITMO. MISTY SAYED SHE LIKED THE MOVIE THELMA AND LOOEZE AT FERST BUT A FEW ROWND’S OF THE OLD HIKERY CURED HER OF THAT PROBLEM AND NOW SHE ONLY LIKES THE PIXARS AND LEFT BEHIND WITH KERK CAMREN. AND POKAHONTIS BEECUS IT SHOW’S THE PROWD INDIAN AMERICANS WORKING IN HARMONY WITH THE FIRST AMERICANS WHO WERE BRINGERS OF RELIGION AND MEDISIN AND CLOTHES TO HIDE THERE SHAME. AND STOPED THEM FROM WORSHIPPING PAGAN BERRYS NUTS AND RIVERS.

JUST SO U NO I DON’T CARE FOR THE LEFT BEHINDS BUT ONLY BEECUS THEY LOOK CHEEP AND NOBODY GOSE FULL-OTTO WEN THAT’S WAT U HAVE TO DO TO DEFEET SATAN FULL-OTTO! NOT BEECUS THEY ARE TO PREECHY. OF CORSE I LIKE THE MESSAGE THEY SAY. BEECUS IT IS TRUTH FROM GODS BIG MOUTH IN THE SKY.

AND DID U NO THAT THE INDIAN’S CANT BLUSH BECECUS OF GOD? HE SAYED THEY NEED TO FEEL SHAME TO GET INTO HEAVEN AND THE DARK SKIN PEOPLE CANT GET IN BEECUS THEY CANT BLUSH UNLESS THEY FIND JESUS. NO OF CORSE U WUDDNT NO THAT BEECUS U R STOOPID HEETHENS.

I THINK ANN COOLTER HIT THE NALE ON THE HED WEN SHE SED THAT THAT GUY IN THE RIDER TRUCK IN OKLAHOMA CITY (RIP BRAVE AMERICANS! NEVER FORGET!!) SHOOD HAVE DROVE IT UP 2 THE JEW YORK TIME’S PLACE AND BLOWED THAT UP INSTED OR ASWELL.

NO NOT ASWELL JUST INSTEAD SAIS MISTY AND DYLAN. THAT IS A GOOD POINT.

ANYWAYS HE GOT HIS WITH A MILLION VOLTS IN THE HED (OUCH IT SIZZLES LOL!!) BUT IF HE WAS AROUND 2 DAY HE CUD BE SAVED AND USED AS GODS TOOL TO BLOW UP THE JEW YORK TIME’S. AND DON’T GET ME RONG I DON’T HATE JEW’S AT AL. I DON’T EVEN NO ANY THAT I NO OF. AND I THINK THAT EVEN IF THERE RELIGION IS WEERD AND THEY PREY TO ROLS OF PAPER AND OLD ROCKS AND SPINNING TOPS AND BROKEN GLASES THEY ARE MAKING A BRAVE STAND AGAINST THE INVADER HORES IN THE MIDEL EAST (RIP BRAVE ISRAYLEE SOLDJERS!). PLUS THEY OWN AL MOST EVERY THING SO IT PAYS TO BET ON THE WINING HORSE U NO. PLUS NICE HATS LOL!

I FORGET WATT THIS ALL HAS TO DO WITH ALL U HEETHEN’S HEER ON DEMOCOMMY UNDERHOMOS LOL!!

O YEA MISTY SAID THAT IT IS ALL BEECOS THIS IS THE KIND OF TRUTH’S U DENNY HERE WITH YOR COMINISIM AND YOR SODIMY. SO THERE IT IS ALL THE TRUTH THAT IS FITTED TO PRINT AND NO U NO AS IF U DIDN’T ALL READY. SO REPENT, REMEMBER GEORGE W BUSH IS IN CHARGE BEECUS OF GOD AND TEROR! VOTES FROM REAL AMERICAN’S WHO OUT NUMBER U BY LIKE 50 THOUSIND OR SOMETHING. AND NEVER FORGET 9/11 AND THE SHAME OF MARTY GRAW.

AND MOST IMPORTANT IS TO HAIL JESUS 4 LIFE!

GOTTA RUN THE LIBERY IS CLOSING SOON. I WAS GOWING TO GET THE MAP OF STOOPID CANADA NEXT TO SEERIA BUT NOW THERE IS NO TIME. SEE U SINNERS IN HELL! BUT I WILL BE SEEING U FROM HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN! LOL! UNLES U FIND THE RIGHT WAY AND I SAY GOOD LUCK BEECUS IT IS GOOD TO FORGIVE SINNERS AND HELP THEM GET TO HEAVEN SEE U THERE MABEY.

PS I JUST SAW OPERA WINDFREE IS 50! LOL SHE LOOKS GOOD BUT SOME WUN SHOOD BIE HER A GIRDEL FOR HER BIRTH DAY!! LOL!

[democracyindanger]

1. Somebody get this guy a Molson, stat.

[joeybee12]

2. Oh my dear Lord! If ONLY I were a sodomite these days!

Been kinda slow, you know what I mean?:cry:

[Maven]

3. Holy crap

:spray:

[CanuckAmok]

4. WAT? CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH?

U NO BETER.

[Huckebein the Raven]

5. Please, tell us more

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Blue Gardener]

6. Reading these posts makes my head hurt

But I enjoy them anyway.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Wait a minute...Is this a parody?!

[Pharlo]

8. DANGGIT CANAMUCK,

YER GOING TA HELL FER SHIR NOW!!

DIDNT THE GUDE REVERND SAI JIST LAST SONDAIY IT WAS A SIN TO ASSOSEATE WITH LIBRULS.

JEEZ, YER PAWS SHUR GONNA BE I RATE. ALL THAT GUDE MONIE HE SPINT GITTIN THET HUKT ON FONIX FER YA. N YER WAISTEN IT ON LIBRUL SODIMITES.

TWO MUCH EDJEWKASHIN -- THETS YER PROBLIM

YER MAW, SHE SAW IT A MILE A WAY. SHE ALWEYS SAID

"BUBBA - NO ONE NEEDZ THET MUCH EDUCATIN! LEESTWAIZ THET THER BOY"

YOU BE CAREFUL CANAMUCK THET MISTY DONT LEEVE YOU FOR A GOD FEARIN CHRISTIAN MAN THET DONT ASSOSEATE WITH LIBRULS.

[CanuckAmok]

9. NO WUNCE AGEN U HAVE BIN CONFUSED!!!

HE SED IT WAS OK TO TOK TO THE LIBRULS IF IT WAS TO PUL THEM OVUR TO THE PATH OF RIGHTCHESTNESS SO THAT IS WY I AM HEER AND A BIGER QUESCHUN IS WY R U HEER?????????

[ragin_acadian]

10. too fuckin funny!:

"MISTY LOST THE BET THAT U WERE STILL ON HEAR SPREDDING YOUR LIES AND YOR BUMSEX ADJENDA’S"

misty shoulda' known that we're all about the bumsex ajenda over here. so how much/what was the bet?

[CanuckAmok]

11. IT IS A SIN TO MAKE A SEERIUS WAJER SO MISTY AND ME JUST

BET FOR FUN OR CHORS. SHE LOST SO SHE HAS TO WASH THE DISH THIS WEAK.

EDIT I SPELT SIN RONG.