Wanna Drink? C'Mon in to My Bar!

[MrScorpio]

[wryter2000]

1. I'm the first!

What will I have in honor? How about a glass of bubbly?

[Debi]

2. First one in buys the first round!

:toast:

[wryter2000]

22. Ooops

Put it on George Soros' tab.

[MrScorpio]

10. I don't know about you,

But the bubbles tickle my nose. Tee Hee

[wryter2000]

20. So, tickle me

:yourock:

[blue neen]

3. I'll have a Bloody Mary, please.

Easy on the Tabasco.

[MrScorpio]

13. Bloody but not to hot

[MissB]

4. Something dark, please.

like beer.

[MrScorpio]

14. Nice and dark for ya

[MissB]

31. Ahhhhhh

Thank you, sir. :toast:

[bigwillq]

5. Heineken, please!

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

17. Like my Heinnie?

[bigwillq]

18. LOVE IT!

Thanks!:)

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. A huge Margarita for me good sir

[MrScorpio]

19. Big enough for ya?

[Huckebein the Raven]

23. Perfect. Thanks

:D

[BlondieK143]

7. I'll have a Booty Juice please.

:D
And in case you don't know, that's:
1/2 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/2 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Spiced rum (Bacardi)
1/4 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum

served over ice. :)

[MrScorpio]

24. I hope that this is close enough

[BlondieK143]

26. That'll work!

Thank you kind sir! :hug:

[hickman1937]

8. In honor of my Dad, a dry manhatten with a twist. And a clean

ashtray. Thanks!

[MrScorpio]

25. So be it

[hickman1937]

53. Sweetie, I said a twist, not a grape.

Thanks for trying.:P

[Worst Username Ever]

9. Bloody mary w/ beer chaser would be GREAT! And

get something for yourself, on me.

[MrScorpio]

27. Why, thank you

[UCLA Dem]

11. A glass of wine sounds great!!

[MrScorpio]

29. It sure does

[In_The_Wind]

12. I'm in the mood for a Chocolate Martini

please

[MrScorpio]

30. Right away

[In_The_Wind]

Wow ! Perfect !

Thank you :toast:

[Shopaholic]

15. I want a good screw Mr. Scorpio

heavy on the vodka please!

[MrScorpio]

32. You saucy minx

[Bronco69]

16. I'll have a glass of rum with a splash of coke.

:-) On second thought not too much rum cause I'm gonna be up late tonight and I don't wanna pass out. :-)

[MrScorpio]

34. Party on!

[Longgrain]

21. Actually, I think I'll have a White Russian for a change.

A long as she's female...:7

[MrScorpio]

35. The only kind that I have are in a glass

[Longgrain]

45. Darn, but I'll take it anyways...

*SLURP*

Thanks Mr. S.

[enigmatic]

28. Any moonshine, my friend?

I gots a hankerin'..

[MrScorpio]

37. Fresh from the still out back

[enigmatic]

39. My Man!

thanks; any song you want played on my overnight show? you name it..

[MrScorpio]

43. So what kind of music do you play?

I'll find something good

[enigmatic]

47. Everything from Barry White....

to Motorhead to Hank Williams to Nina Simone to Black Flag, so whatever you want..

[MrScorpio]

50. Doin' Time by Sublime

One of my faves

[enigmatic]

52. You got it!

I think I have that somewhere in my pile of CD's..

[maxpower]

33. Three fingers of Bourbon

In a dirty glass please.

[MrScorpio]

38. I just got finished licking this one

[maxpower]

41. Much obliged

[warrens]

36. Sorry, I'm headed out for the Duke of Perth

90 (count 'em) 90 Scotch whiskys (and yes, that is the correct spelling) and delicious Scots ales on draft and the best all-you-can-eat fish and chips in Chicago. Oh, what the heck, I have a few minutes. Johnnie Green, neat, please.

[MrScorpio]

40. Just opened this box for you

[warrens]

42. Damn, you're good

If I hadn't promised someone Duke of Perth fish and chips and the movie 3-Iron, I'd be tempted to hang around all night.

[calico1]

44. Cosmo for me! n/t

[MrScorpio]

46. Just for you

[Sugar Smack]

48. May I have a Long Island Iced Tea?

With two straws-
One for you & one for me.

:D

[MrScorpio]

49. You such a sweety, Sugar Smack

[Sugar Smack]

56. Woo-hoo!

Now the contest- who's going to drink faster? I'm afraid I may dwarf you & your big arms, Mr Scorpio!

:D

[trof]

51. Scotch 'n soda...

Mud in your eye.
baby do I feel high,
Oh me, oh my...
Love them Kingston Trio.
Thanks.

[MrScorpio]

54. Drink up

[Parche]

55. beverages

Heineken please

And we are having Steaks tonight also!!!

[MrScorpio]

58. Heinnies and steaks

[CubsFan1982]

57. Guinness, if you please.

If it weren't finals week next week, I'd be going to the real bar tonight. :D

[MrScorpio]

60. Here's a little one for you

Now study

[CubsFan1982]

61. Aw, Mr. S, just one more, please?

It helps me study. Yeah, that's the ticket. :D

[MrScorpio]

63. Study this

[CubsFan1982]

64. w00t!

:toast:

[short bus president]

59. Do you have one of those things

that aerosolizes the alcohol so you can inhale it instead of drinking? If so, I'll take several lungfuls of yer finest... everclear.

;-)

[MrScorpio]

62. Oh, you mean the AWOL Machine?

See Misty

[short bus president]

65. Sweet! But

I've already got somebody to "play Misty for me." Can I just have the gizmo, please? ;-)

[progmom]

66. hit me with your lemon drops, baby!

thanks!

[MrScorpio]

67. Sure thing, Honey Bun

[Ophelia Rising]

68. Oooooo! Can I have a black & tan please?

Here's my ID-I always get asked, even though I'm 24....I guess when I'm over 30 I'll think that's flattering, huh?

[joneschick]

70. I'm getting here kinda late

but I could really do with a Rob Roy, olives no fruit and a Coke for Scruffbunny

[MrScorpio]

77. Black and tan

http://web.quiet-chaos.com:9980/photo/mini-black-n-tan01-small.jpg

[Ophelia Rising]

87. Schanks!

Perfect amount of Guiness! A lot of people are too heavy on the Bass, but you've got it just right!

[katinmn]

69. I'd like a beer, please. Surprise me!

[katinmn]

73. This is Happy but Impatient Flower Smurf here

I'm working on the patience thing.:)

[MrScorpio]

78. Beer

[katinmn]

79. Thanks! That hits the spot!

I have been thinking about a beer all day.

[EstimatedProphet]

71. HideyHo MrScorpio!

I'd love a very dry martini with extra olives, and the Prophetess would like a Malibu Bay Breeze.
So how ya been?

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

72. Oy vey, what a long week it's been. How 'bout a tall glass of

Manischewitz wine? White will do fine. Thanks!

[MrScorpio]

88. Up front

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

104. Thank you, Mr. Scorpio. I always look forward to Happy Hour

with you on Friday nights! :)

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

81. I've been fine, thanks for asking. And you?

[EstimatedProphet]

90. I've been good

The Propheress is now addicted to DU too. Nice that she understands it now...

[WMliberal]

74. mint julep please

after all, the Derby is tomorrow (ignore the Nor'Easter we're having...)

[MrScorpio]

82. Sho 'nuff

[iconoclastic cat]

75. Man, do I need a drink! Seriously.

I think I'd like to try something that's...on FIRE!

So how's the job hunt? You can have mine if you want--can you handle having African American fifteen-year-olds who literally cut each other's throats? Yeah, that happened in my school today. I'm so glad I have that MA in literature.

Sorry. Venting.

[MrScorpio]

83. I'll kick their asses, Detroit style

[iconoclastic cat]

95. I simply cannot understand the honor-culture bullshit my students live by.

Well, I understand it, but I cannot fathom why it would seem to be a good idea.

[MrScorpio]

98. I lived it, Growing up in the city

Let's say I survived it

[warrior1]

76. Must have Baileys!

Dude I'm so hook this this stuff. I've talked my brother into trying some.

[MrScorpio]

84. My fave, baby cakes

[warrior1]

93. Thanks Mr. Scorpio

Yum

[InvisibleTouch]

80. Something sweet.

I don't really know the names of the drinks that are out there, so I'll leave it to your expertise. Something sweet. :)

[MrScorpio]

85. Baileys

[joneschick]

86. No rob roy?

[MrScorpio]

89. Yes Rob Roy

[Runcible Spoon]

91. dirty martini please.

grey goose if ya got it.

[MrScorpio]

92. Dirty enough for you?

[Runcible Spoon]

96. mmm garlic stuffed olives

mmmmmmmmm

[Runcible Spoon]

94. WAIT! I changed my mind. I want an Irish car bomb first.

yummers :toast: who's gonna do one with me?

[MrScorpio]

97. Lining them up for you

[Runcible Spoon]

99. now THAT'S a drink!

**drop, chug, slam!** altho you're a cuter bartender than that blond woman ;) diisdd i ervver tell you aboutet this onbe tinme whe n i wasd in calinfpornia ands there wasd thisd basrtendweere...will you holdf my hair whiele i pukeer?

[fluffernutter]

100. i'll have a smith and wesson!

thanks so much, babycakes

[MrScorpio]

101. You got it, Fluffy Bunny

[flvegan]

102. I've got a girl to drink off my mind.

Everclear...straight up, please.

[MrScorpio]

103. Enjoy your coma