Gay DUers: any funny tales about dates as "straight?" (NOT a sex thread)

[bertha katzenengel]

In 1979 I went to see "Alien" with Gregg Burgess. Afterward we made out in the back seat of his Riviera. When I got home I had to call Ralph on the big white telephone. I'm not sure if it was because of the gross movie (I loathe horror flicks) or because I made out with a guy after watching Sigourney Weaver for two hours.

I didn't come out 'til I was 23 (and I made it through: I am a gold medal dyke! :woohoo:), but barfing after making out with a guy should've been a clue.

How about you? Got any tales to tell about dates with members of the opposite sex?

[bertha katzenengel]

1. I don't like to kick my own threads much, but there have to be some tales

out there. ??? :kick:

[chickenscratching]

2. my aunt

in her 20's was dating this guy for quite a long while, and they had finally set the date for their marriage.
everything was perfect! they wre in love, yada yada yada.
then as the date came closer they both realized that their inner feelings were nothing of the sort.
they both agreed on cancelling the marriage and both came out of the closet after that!

i don't think she's friends with the guy anymore, but my aunt now lives happily with her partner,

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Wow. That's got to be rare.

What a story!

Heh heh... in my family, I am the gay aunt! :bounce:

[Not Me]

3. HS Senior Prom

There was this this girl that had the hots for me all throughout HS. I never responded to her--or any other girl, but for the prom I decided that I would ask her "as a friend". She had other ideas, and was *quite* agressive in the car afterward.

That was my one and only straight bj.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. yikes!

:wow:

[Misunderestimator]

4. I have funny tales about whole relationships as "straight"...

But I ain't spilling here. :D :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Oh, all right.

I don't blame you, really. I'm bored again. Maybe I should stick to cat stuff. :shrug:

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

8. Nah...

I've just decided I've shared enough of my personal life... ;) But cats are ALWAYS welcome!

[bertha katzenengel]

9. b-b-b-but . . . Why?!

;)

[sundog]

10. yeah...

when I was about 20... ran into a guy i dated a few months earlier while on a date with a girlfriend :blush:

er... ummm... 'hi' :blush:

wasn't my last date with a female... just my last closeted one ;)