I keep reading in articles about "card-carrying liberals"...

[dolo amber]

I don't have a card...do you?

I want my damn card! :cry:

[terrya]

1. Yes! And a laminated one, of course.

BTW: I actually used to be a card carrying member of the ACLU. I haven't renewed my membership, though. My bad, I know.

[dolo amber]

23. Me too...and me either, as it turns out

:D

[Bridget Burke]

2. I have my ACLU card!

Plus more museum membership cards than credit cards.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. you don't have a card??

My my my.. I will contact Vast Left Wing Conspiracy HQ and find out why yours wasn't issued.

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. Soon we will all have one

:P

but at the moment, I do not.

[BOSSHOG]

5. I do have a card which I will show to any conservative

who wants to see it. Its a military retiree ID Card. I share with my fellow Americans that swearing to support and defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic is the most liberal thing an American can do. I'm a proud card carrying military veteran. It don't get more liberal than that.

[EstimatedProphet]

25. I took that oath as a federal employee too

So I guess my work ID could count as a liberal card, in a way.

[trogdor]

32. I stand in solidarity.

I also post at military.com, taking the freeper hordes head-on. You should, too.

[progmom]

6. If you find out where to get 'em, will you grab me one too?

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I'll give you a card, sweetie:

The Ace of Spades!!!



The Ace of Spades!!!

[Jara sang]

13. LMAO! Lemmy!

Yeah here is a card for ya:

[dolo amber]

14. Y'know what would suck for you?

If you were like dating someone who really, really hated Lemmy, and they decided never to speak to you (or do anything ELSE with you) again because you posted such a vile photo.

Yep, that'd sure be a drag.

:mad:

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. But he's so CUTE!

:loveya:

[Gothic Sponge]

8. If you own a library card it counts as a Liberal card.

Right-wingers can't read. :silly:

[ernstbass]

27. Good one!!

:D

[matcom]

9. i don't have a toaster either

:cry:

[dolo amber]

15. Even after this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3192390

Damn dude...you must be doin' it wrong. :P

[youthere]

20. I think we should hand out cards AND small appliances.

[deutsey]

10. I'm a card-carrying Democratic Socialist.

Which, I'm sure, has been duly noted in a file somewhere in the Justice Department.

[NewJeffCT]

11. Hmmm, no card?

I think we might have unearthed a Freeper here folks...

(ACK! Edited for spelling! my spelling sucks now that I'm old.)

[dolo amber]

16. Can't spell, eh?

NOW who's the Freeper? :7

;)

[ProfessorGAC]

12. Me Too!

Where's my bloody card?!?!? I didn't know we were issues cards. Did i miss that conspiracy meeting or something?
The Professor

[hyphenate]

17. Nope

Maybe we should make some up and sell them through Cafe Press!

[mcscajun]

18. I have my ACLU card, which I'll show to any freeper or wingnut who asks.

Or doesn't. I'll stick it proudly in their face at the slightest provocation.

Of course, what they're really alluding to is our supposed Communist Party membership cards. Morans.

[GreenPartyVoter]

21. No, no card here either. *pouting*

[blindpig]

22. Jack of Hearts n/t

[Mutley]

24. I want one too!

If someone knows where to find 'em let me know!

[movie_girl99]

26. i've often wondered about that too

how does one go about obtaining one?

[GOPBasher]

28. Me neither and me too. n/t

[dolo amber]

29. Hrm...interesting...

I Googled "card carrying liberal" and found a place that carries liberal cards... :D

http://www.cardcarryingliberal.com/

[Done]

30. Print your own card

[Burma Jones]

31. A Maryland Driver's License?

New York before that

[Brewman_Jax]

33. I want my liberal card!

I've been called one enough, I want to prove it. Here's a possible exchange (I really do know some neo-conservative assholes.)---

"You know, you're a liberal!" says a neo-conservative asshole.

"You know, that's the 1st true thing you've said all night. Here's my liberal card. I'm a veteran, too. Here's my DD-214. Here's an enlistment form. Since you're so much for the Iraq war and too old too much of a chickenhawk to have signed up yourself, you can sign up your kids once they're old enough. That's about another 4 years, eh?"

That would be worth the price of admission.

[miss_kitty]

34. I am a card carrying lefty

The ACLU has proven it beyond a reasonable doubt by sending me a card!
If you give them $35, they'll send you one, too!
:hi:

[bobthedrummer]

35. It's a public library card, or so I've heard since 1965.

:smoke: