How Smart Are You? Take This 11-Question Quiz --

[Radio_Lady]

and then report back to the lounge with your score!

Remember to think "outside the box" -- and just to be sure, peek inside the box, too. The questions are a little tricky, but YOU can do it! Good luck!

http://risingstarkaraoke.com/monday_test.html

[Ron Green]

1. I got 9 out of 11.

I guess I'm moderately smart.

[Radio_Lady]

4. Good going, Ron_Green!

Which ones tripped you up? (Without revealing answers, please.)

[Floogeldy]

10. I also got 9 out of 11, but I disagree with the test results.

I'll explain tomorrow.

B-)

[Radio_Lady]

12. Superiority -- killed a cat! I didn't expect you to give away the answers

[Floogeldy]

14. The pills and marriage questions are all fucked up

Don't feel bad if you miss them. The test said I was wrong, but I wasn't.

}(

[Radio_Lady]

44. Well, I see your point -- but they are "weasel worded" -- no fault

of the weasel, of course.

[seriousstan]

2. Your Score: 11 out of 11

Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon


I can't wait to tell my wife.

[Arkana]

5. I got 11 of 11 too

And the love life part is good--I'm single!

[Radio_Lady]

6. EXCELLENT! Bloom together, or you shall surely bloom --

separately!

I'm THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED!

[Radio_Lady]

9. LOOK UP -- THAT'S MY 888th POST! And YOU ARE THERE!

Or at least I think you are...

[sakabatou]

81. I got 11/11 too.

[SarahB]

3. 9 out of 10.

It did say my love life is expected to bloom soon. :eyes:

[Radio_Lady]

7. Good score! SarahBelle, remember to keep your bloomers on!

Which ones did you miss? (Without revealing the answers, please!)

[ahem]

8. Your Score: 10 out of 11

If I knew the first thing about baseball, I would have had all 11.

[Radio_Lady]

11. Yeah, I missed that one, too. I think I've been to three baseball

games in my life. (But I know the rules and watched the Red Sox in playoff games as well as the disappointing World Series in the past and the winning series last year.)

The lady who ironed for us in the late 1940's and who took care of me during the afternoons after school -- listened to the games on the radio. So I know a lot of the old-time baseball players (at least that's a start).

I should have gotten that question.

[Ratty]

90. Yeah, I hate sports questions

That I would miss that one was a no brainer. Missed the apple one, but I think my answer was possibly correct. Very pissed about missing the ark one. Very pissed.

8/11

[progmom]

13. 10 out of 11

I can't believe I missed the baseball one!

[Radio_Lady]

17. Sympathy, sympathy -- my heart goes out to you --

But congrats on the 10 out of 11.

My husband just reported that he missed the Biblical question and the sports question, too. 9 out of eleven.

My cousin got 8 out of 11.

My friend from high school only got 2 out of 11. He's in finance, too.

I got six out of 11 -- missed 5 questions: the baseball question and the Biblical question and the pill question -- and the two simple math questions about division and stamps.

OK. All done? Anyone else want to try?

[Bok_Tukalo]

120. 10 For 11 ... the Moses one got me

Hell, I thought he did everything.

[IntravenousDemilo]

123. Same here

And worst of all, that's an old one that I'd heard befoe, so I shoulda known better

[MisterP]

15. the days of the month question annoys me:

it's like saying everyone has $10 in their bank account

[Radio_Lady]

19. They are all "trick" questions designed to trip you up.

Don't feel badly.

[MisterP]

63. no, I've experienced it before and got it "right," but it makes no

logical sense

[Dukkha]

16. 11 out of 11

I was given this test in High School

[Radio_Lady]

18. OK. You have a good memory if you've been out of HS very long.

If it was last June, then you cheated!!!! (Just kiddin'!)

Did they give it to you in a class?

[Dukkha]

29. yes and the scenario was

You had only 60 seconds to take it. It was to prove you don't think clearly when you are rushed and make obvious mistakes. Everyone failed it big time.

[mark414]

20. Your Score: 11 out of 11

not bad...i didn't cheat i swear!

[Radio_Lady]

24. Don't swear! I believe you! I believe you!

[Left Is Write]

21. 11/11.

:D

[Radio_Lady]

26. Left Is Write, you're just too smart for my own good!

Hey, I'm a lefty, too. (Is that the left side of a mouth or a right side? Is it your smile or someone else's?)

[Left Is Write]

88. It's my smile.

It's the right side of my mouth.

[mermaid]

22. I Got 9 Out Of 11

Missed the one about the Ark, they fooled me, too...and I missed the one about the pills.

[Radio_Lady]

27. My husband argued with me about the pill question, but

eventually, he missed it.

[Gelliebeans]

23. 10 out of 11 n/t

[Radio_Lady]

28. Which question did you miss? (Describe WITHOUT revealing the answer.)

[Gelliebeans]

32. the ark

Im an atheist :rofl:

[Radio_Lady]

34. Hey, I was born Jewish. I should have known that one, but got it wrong.

[Gelliebeans]

39. thanks for posting the fun test

:hi:

[Radio_Lady]

48. You're welcome, Gellie -- it was fun for me, too.

[DS1]

72. me too

doh!

[yellowdogintexas]

105. I missed the ark, too, and I grew up on all those stories, and

even studied Old Testament in college.

Moses, Sheesh

[serryjw]

38. 10 of 11

missed that damn basball question...Funny I still don't understand the answer!

[Hand]

80. Heh... it's tricky.

Both teams have a turn at bat in an inning. Each one gets three outs. Total: six.

I missed the Moses/Noah one, btw. :dunce:

[serryjw]

98. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

n't

[Kenneth ken]

25. 11

Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon
Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.

0-4 People: We know you have no friends, don't look for anything good in your life
5-10: Your life will take a sudden turn for good in the next 2 weeks
11-20: Your love life now multiplied by your score
20 or more: Your life is guaranteed to get much better in the next week or less!

** My question: How does one score 20 on an 11 question quiz? **

:P

[Radio_Lady]

31. Let's see -- if we back up to the original URL, maybe we can --

get an answer to THAT question.

http://risingstarkaraoke.com/
Now that's one BRIGHT SPLASH PAGE for a Karaoke and DJ outfit in Georgia.

No -- what they ask you to do is send it to at least 5 people. If you can only come up with 0 - 4 PEOPLE to send it to, etc. then you get the result.

I'm trying to get my 20 people through DU. Maybe that's cheating?

[Kenneth ken]

43. makes perfect sense

thanks!

and I had such good reading comprehension while testing; how did it fall off so much in results reading? :crazy:


hmm, how many people do I know to whom I can send this?

[Radio_Lady]

45. kenneth ken, i think i'm being mesmerized by your avatar --

that's best animated "ying and yang making love thingee" i have ever seen --- i'm sitting here -- staring at it ---

Hey, send the friggin' test to your enemies if you must -- it'll drive them bananas.

[Kenneth ken]

53. thanks

I don't have enemies; at least not any whose eddresses I have.

The yin-yang gif is not my creation, but I really like it. Someone here used to have it; then recently Dem2theMax found it and gave it to me, so I put it in my sigline, since it's too big for an avatar.

[BigMcLargehuge]

30. 9 out of 11

Your Score: 9 out of 11
Your Rating: Honor Student

[Radio_Lady]

33. BigMcLargehuge, that's excellent! Missed ones were which?

[BigMcLargehuge]

36. dividing 30 by half

and the ark question

[Radio_Lady]

40. Could you please not reveal the exact answers??? That's part of the fun!

Please edit if you're still with us. Thanks.

[BlueStateGirl]

35. 10/11 :)

[Radio_Lady]

41. You DUers are just too smart. Congratulations!

[xmas74]

37. 11/11

My dad used to give me tests like this all the time.

[Radio_Lady]

42. To help sharpen your mind, I hope. Good job!

[xmas74]

47. No. He just liked being an ass and laughing

when we got the wrong answer.

[Radio_Lady]

51. Oh, THAT kind of a Dad. Is he deceased now, or alive --

and still giving you shit? Why do fathers do this to their sons? I think it's an in-born rivalry.

My father had only me to kick around (his only child, a girl), but he helped me with lots of interesting stuff to think about. He was a lawyer, amateur painter, sculptor, and inventor.

[xmas74]

59. He's still alive.

With my brother he always wrestled around and told him dirty jokes. His daughter, OTOH(me), he gave a bit of a hard time. He used to quote me as a joke-and I was the family joke (was-change that to still am). He also used to get excited whenever I got the newest Lincoln-Douglas debate topic and would argue w/ me over any point that I would take. He loves to play devil's advocate.
Also, he used to promise to teach me how to play chess the entire time I was growing up. I used to beg him all the time to please teach me how since I always wanted to play w/ the chess board (beautiful handcarved figures). He never did but he taught my younger brother at a very early age. One of my aunts swears that he wouldn't teach me because he realized that I was very good at logic and strategy.

[Wilber_Stool]

46. Moses

WTF.
10 out of 11.

[fleabert]

49. Your Score: 9 out of 11

the two I missed were stupid. I rushed the test. poo.

[Radio_Lady]

52. Hey, fleabert, it's just a "tricky" test. I got 6 out of 11 --

forget about it.

Send it to other people. I emailed it to my family and friends address book. They'll probably think it's spam.

[fleabert]

56. I'd be comforted except I've done those type of logic questions before!

I was just lazy. And I am a perfectionist, I like to get 100% on tests. :-) If I'd never seen the q's before, I'd be pretty proud of myself...but...

[Radio_Lady]

58. The same here. The problem is you forget this kind of fluffy stuff!

I had a daily radio show for years with all kinds of trivia tests and questions when the news got too bad and people wanted to talk about light-hearted things.

I had seen most of these questions, too, along the way. But I only got 6 out of 11. These trick questions survive because they set you up to fail. Don't sweat this VERY small stuff.

As the Japanese general said in "Bridge on the River Kwai" -- BE HAPPY IN YOUR WORK.

(Slightly paraphrased for sexuality and season)

"She sprang to her sleigh
To her team, gave a whistle
And away they all flew
Like the down of a thistle.

And I heard her exclaim, as she drove out of sight
Happy springtime to all, and to all
A good night."

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[fleabert]

60. great perspective, I'll try and remember it the next time my OCD kicks in!

eom

[CaliforniaPeggy]

50. It says that I have normal intelligence; I got 7 out of 11 right... nt

[Radio_Lady]

54. So, you're a "normalpath" -- better than a "psychopath," right?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

55. Oh, yes, Radio_Lady!

Way better than a psychopath! I'll take "normalpath" any day over that one! lololol


:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

57. 10

[Spacemom]

61. Your Score: 10 out of 11

Your Score: 10 out of 11
Your Rating: Wow! Come to work for us!

[BreweryYardRat]

62. I got 10...

And I haven't slept all night.

[Shell Beau]

64. I got 10 out of 11. The Moses one got me, D'oh!

[kick-ass-bob]

68. me too. 10/11

damned bible stuff!
:P

[Shell Beau]

76. And I should know better. I actually do know better, those damned

tricky questions :silly:

[GregW]

95. Me too - 10/11

Moses got me

[dolo amber]

65. I got 9 out of 11

And the 2 I missed make me feel even dumber than if I'd missed some of the harder ones... :dunce:

(The apples one and the Moses one...Moses, ffs...D'OH! x()

[nini]

66. Your Score: 11 out of 11

Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

This is the part I like:

````````````````````
Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon
Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.

````````````````````````


Wow! I'll pass this on so me and my friends will have blooming love lifes!

The Noah/Moses one almost got me but it finallly hit me.

[Mutley]

67. 10 out of 11!

Your Score: 10 out of 11
Your Rating: Wow! Come to work for us!

Ugh! I got the Moses one wrong! D'OH!

[Hand]

99. Same here...

That was a really cute one... NOT. :grr:

[Midlodemocrat]

69. 11 out of 11.

[ProfessorGAC]

70. All 11 Correct

The Monday Morning Test Results
(better than any IQ test)


Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon


The Professor

[Burma Jones]

71. 11 of 11

[LynneSin]

73. I got em all right - but I've seen this quiz before

and even then I had like 10/11 (that widow one gets me every time)

[Radio_Lady]

107. No fair!!!

If I live with you, am I living LynneSin?

[Worst Username Ever]

74. 9 out of 11

[Magrittes Pipe]

75. I got 11! And my love life may bloom soon!

:bounce:


Well, it'd be about time. :eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

78. And You Believe That?

Get Serious!
The Professor

[bertha katzenengel]

77. I only got eight right. Sigh.

Not perfect after all. Where are my kimono & hari kari sword?

[Misunderestimator]

79. " A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour."

How many minutes would the pills last? The answer they give is 60, but technically, the pills would actually LAST 90 minutes, assuming that since you have to take one every half hour, the pill itself lasts 30 minutes. Ergo, at 0 minutes, take 1 pill, lasts until 30 minutes, take 2nd pill, lasts until 60 minutes, take 3rd pill, lasts until 90 minutes.

Not fair... I would have had them all right. :P

[Hand]

100. Me too...

If Moses had only built the ark. And hey, it was long time ago--who says they didn't get them mixed up? Huh? HUH? Okay, I'm reaching here... :dunce:

[SW FL Dem]

82. 11 out of 11 n/t

[yvr girl]

83. 11 out of 11

What do I get.

I want a prize.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

84. That was fun

Got 10 right. Missed the "Moses" one, ha ha. Guess I won't be welcome in church.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

85. I got 11 out of 11

The hint about the questions being tricky was helpful.

[Debbi801]

86. OK I am officially the lounge dunce...

I only got 6 out of 11. Can I blame it on not getting enough coffee this morning?

:dunce:

Debbi

[Radio_Lady]

108. Hello? I started this thread and I only got 6 out of 11!

[Debbi801]

110. I'm sorry...

I must have missed your score...

:hug:

We can share the dunce crown.

:dunce: :dunce:

deb

[Radio_Lady]

113. Don't we two look cute in our dunce caps?

[Blue-Jay]

87. 10, but I disagree with an answer.

I believe that it is indeed illegal to marry a dead person in the US.

[Left Is Write]

93. Well -

The question is "Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?" and the correct answer is No.

So it doesn't sound like you disagree with the answer.

[ProfessorGAC]

103. Nope

Sorry, but think about it. Marriage is a contract. Both parties have to be willing to enter into the contract. The dead person can't be willing. Hence no contract, no marriage. If you didn't actually marry the dead person, no law is broken.

So there!
The Professor

BTW: How about the end of June at my place?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

89. 10 out of 11.. I got the Moses and the ark question wrong...

Moses... Noah... whatever.

[youthere]

91. Your Score: 11 out of 11

[LynzM]

92. 11 of 11

But I've seen this kind of thing before ;)

Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

[Dervill Crow]

94. I got 10 out of 11.

Missed the biblical question. And I used to teach Sunday School.

So I'm really smart but I have a mediocre love life? What is up with THAT?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

96. I got 10/11. I can't believe which one I missed! It was the one ....

with the apples!!! :wtf: In college I had three years of Math, three years of Physics and am an IT Consultant. :blush:

[SkipNewarkDE]

97. 10/11

nt

[Gemini Cat]

101. 9 out of 11.

Pills and 30.

[EstimatedProphet]

102. I got 10 out of 11

Missed the Ark question

[Crazy Guggenheim]

104. Some of the questions are badly worded for the answer. You ..

know what I mean.

[skygazer]

106. 11 out of 11

Elementary, my dear Radio_Lady.

[Kingshakabobo]

109. 9 out of 11 (ark and pills).

I'd love to see the average freeper score.

They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.
They hate us for our freedoms.

[FunkyLeprechaun]

111. 5/11

It tricked me (the Divide 30 by 1/2 really confused me).

Anyway... why this:

 Your Score: 5 out of 11
      Your Rating: Normal Intelligence

       Now Here's the Twist;
      Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
      but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

      Your Projected Love Life: Wow! Your love life is bitchin


I wonder what will happen if I got every one of them wrong... (goes back to see)

I made sure that I got every one of them wrong but I still get one point.

      Your Score: 1 out of 11
      Your Rating: um...no comment

       Now Here's the Twist;
      Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
      but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

      Your Projected Love Life: still no comment

[Radio_Lady]

114. The one point is just for trying? They're not that smart at that site,

anyway. They misspelled the word "forecast" --

[KitSileya]

112. 9 out of 11 -

but honestly, the inning question is biased towards non-Norwegians - I'm sure we don't play any game with innings in Norway. (I don't know which game has innings - cricket? Baseball? American Football?)

Other than that one, I missed the 30 divided by 1/2 plus 10. Gah!

[XNASA]

115. I'm eleben for eleben.

[Maestro]

116. Well on the bright side

I am good at sports and a super stud!

[baldguy]

117. 11 out of 11

Sign me up for Mensa.

[name not needed]

118. 11/11

[deadparrot]

119. 11/11.

Your Score: 11 out of 11
Your Rating: Only 3 people have ever scored this high

Now Here's the Twist;
Your answers not only can tell your current intelligence,
but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your Love Life may bloom soon
Remember you must pass this page on to at least 5 people.

[usedtobesick]

121. 10/11

Missed the window one... my of answered that one while I was taking a drink of my beer. Wait it is 9:55 am you didn't read that....

[Fifth of Five]

122. 10 out of 11

Embarrassed that I missed one of those.

[pscot]

124. Moses didn't have an ark?

Who knew?