How to piss off a republican...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

My mother is a Republican. She's one of those ignorant sheep type people who worships Bill O'Reilly. Anyway, our local NBC affiliate just reported about a black man who was developmentally challenged, and he died after his group home was closed and he was forced to get a new place to live. She did her usual, "Oh that's awful" routine. I said, "Well, just goes to show you what happens when you put Republicans in power." She screamed at me, and then went into the kitchen. She started throwing shit around and mumbling to herself. God I love doing that shit. :rofl:
Duckie

[Aristus]

1. Good on you!

RubberDuckie, you're the one................ B-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Her anger at that one makes me think that she knows how right you are

[nini]

5. Exactly what I was going to say

The truth hurts.

She knew there was nothing she could say to prove she was right so she threw a tantrum instead.

[mzmolly]

3. And, I love you for it!

:toast:

[mark414]

4. you mean Tom DeLay didn't intervene on his behalf?

what is this world coming to?

[Bouncy Ball]

6. This also makes them mad:

when they are talking about how crazy and scary liberals are, slowly, melodramatically start moving up to them and get really, really close to them, dramatic pause, big scary eyes and then say "BOO!"

Then laugh really hard and say you've got to go, there's babies to kill, demons to give sacrifices to, flags to burn and women to have hot lesbian sex with, not enough hours in the day, dont'cha know, ha ha!

Make fun of their misconceptions.

[hfojvt]

13. yes, but

what if I really am having hot lesbian sex?
Do I need a sex change for that, or can I just watch it on the internets?
You know that you really do not have to do those things to be part of the dark side. You just have to be an enabler. They follow the "if you are not part of the solution ..." motto as well.
You are only fulfilling their misconceptions. I like to give them the experience of a liberal who is actually a decent person. So I introduce them to my sister.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. I wasn't being serious when I wrote that

but I do think there is some value in showing how ludicrous their misperceptions and myths are to some of the more intelligent ones (who can GET that I'm making fun of it).

[shesemsmom]

7. WTG

I love it:rofl:

[BillZBubb]

8. She still loves "Falafel" O'Reilly?????

Man, those wingnuts are in a strange, nebulous zone.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Or you could have said, "Too bad he didn't need life support -

then the republicans would have found plenty of money to keep him alive."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

10. He was black...they wouldn't have bothered...

[MissB]

11. And he couldn't pay

(I'm just guessing here).

[Merlot]

12. Why bother...they're always pissed off at something anyhow