White Women Rescue Bush Administration

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WHITE WOMERICA - When your administration is in damage control over unpopular Social Security plans, who you gonna call?
White women!

White woman Laura Bush came to the rescue of her husband's sagging polls this past weekend, cracking funny jokes about being a "Desperate Housewife" while President Bush fondles a male horse. Bush's white wife also put the labia-licking rumors about herself, Condoleezza Rice, Karen Hughes, and Lynne Cheney to rest. If the rumors were true, why would they go to a male strip club, when they could be off somewhere, licking labias?

When the London Times uncovered that the U.S. and Great Britain secretly planned to attack Iraq in 2002 and had "discussed creating pretextual justifications for doing so", who would give the media something else to cover, to spare the Bush administration an even further downslide? White woman and runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, that's who. The media realizes that people are tired of bad news about Iraq. Wilbanks was a real story that people could sink their teeth into, about their favorite subject: white women.

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