The 2nd Annual "Date My [Skanky]Sister Project"

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Remember that heartwarming scene in the first "Rocky" film when Adrian's brother Paulie wanted his sister to have a date with Rocky so badly, he threw the Thanksgiving turkey out the window and practically threw her ass out of the apartment?

Well, in the spirit of Paulie, the editors of Bob From Accounting would like to help YOU get your sister's fat, as-yet unlovable ass off the couch and into the wonderful world of online dating.



IF YOU HAVE A SISTER WHO NEEDS A DATE:

Email us with your sister's name, age and a few sentences about why she needs a date. If you want to ask her permission first, go ahead. If not, umm...don't worry, it's for her own good. Add a picture and you will automatically move to the front of the line.

IF YOU ARE A GUY WHO WANTS A DATE:


Keep in mind, we will not post entries. Not at first anyway. When we have enough candidates, will will match you based on mutual interests and geography and the objective judgments of our mostly single, male dominated staff. Once the dating begins, we'll expect a short diary of your romance so our readers can follow along online. So how much does this amazing opportunity cost? It's free. We may even pay for your dinner. We might even throw in some t-shirts. Still intrigued?

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/skankysisterproject.html