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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:44 AM
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I must admit the truth, I'm not who I pretend to be
I'm really a nun. I'm not even Canadian.

Bless me, Father. I have sinned.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:47 AM
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1. I KNEW IT!!!!!!
:shrug:
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:48 AM
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2. " "Bless me, Father. I have sinned."
Especially for that line that follows that one!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:55 AM
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5. There's more?
I'm not a very good nun...
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:56 AM
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6. "I touched matcom's ass, ask me anything."
:o
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:57 AM
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8. A nun's gotta have some fun
:shrug:
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:48 AM
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3. So you're not really yivver girl?
:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:50 AM
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4. There is no yivver gurl
She only exists in the mind of certain DUers
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 10:56 AM
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7. sorry, my mistake
:whistling innocently:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:03 AM
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9. Now THAT is an elaborate ruse!
Consider me fooled. :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:05 AM
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11. I worked really hard at fooling you
:-)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:05 AM
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13. You were successful.
:applause:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:06 AM
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14. Don't tell the Reverend Mother
She may not approve.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:08 AM
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15. You'll be sure to go to confession, right?
I wonder what your absolution will be.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:09 AM
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16. I think the priest will be too shocked to say anything
;-)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:11 AM
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19. That's always a bad sign.
I never was able to shock a priest like that. Of course my sins as a child were minor.

Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been YEARS since my last confession. I'm not really sure if I remember how to do everything anymore.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:12 AM
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21. I've never been to confession
Is that bad for a nun?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:19 AM
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22. Er, yeah...confession is considered a good thing for Catholics.
Beyond good...necessary in fact.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:20 AM
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24. I wasn't paying attention in nun school
I may have missed that part. :shrug:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:03 AM
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10. Well now, let's see.....
There are some people here who have seen you, and I'll bet they can vouch for your reality! So what do you say to that, my dear yvr girl?

And a very good morning to you, too!

BTW, the line goes, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." (As a fallen-away former Catholic, I know these things, lol)

I haven't had my breakfast yet; And I'm STARVING! I'll check in later and see if you've responded, whoever you are...(Just kidding!)


:loveya:


:pals:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:05 AM
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12. I never claimed to be a good nun
I've never actually been to confession.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:10 AM
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17. oh, so you really don't need that personality transplant after all?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:11 AM
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18. shut up
schmoopie
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:12 AM
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20. Well, if you've sinned
then you're at least partially who you pretend to be.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:20 AM
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23. Are you really a girl? Do you really ever yivver?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:21 AM
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25. I am a girl
No comment
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-04-05 11:23 AM
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26. heh heh heh
:evilgrin:
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