Lifesavers Candy

[arwalden]

A teacher doing grad studies was doing a study testing the senses of first graders by using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

Red................cherry,
Yellow.............lemon,
Green.............lime,
Orange.............orange.

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well",he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may call your father at times."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!! They're assholes!"

[terrya]

1. Hahahahaha!

Nice joke. :-)

[ahem]

2. LOL!

That was funny!