Who are you REALLY? (Be creative)

[Bossy Monkey]

I'm Tom DeLay. Anybody have a bug problem?

[Sanity Claws]

1. I'm Carmen Maria Lopez

I was born in a small town in Argentina but now live in Seville, Spain. I'm a professional flamenco dancer and travel throughout the Spanish-speaking and English-speaking worlds. I have lovers everywhere and a string of broken hearts in my past. Sorry, senors.
Ole!!

[Maine-ah]

2. I am Sexy Sadie

and I have made a fool of everyone.

[MrScorpio]

3. I'm Jack Kirby, The King!

[Abelman]

4. I am Lindsey Lohan's favorite bra

And life is good.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. I am the walrus....

but I still have to bum rides from Cameron.

[Debi]

7. They're fake

:eyes:

[Abelman]

43. No they aren't!

They WERE fake. She got them removed!

(why must you all persecute my precious Lindsey?!)

[Debi]

45. Because she's barely 18

and you're a lecherous old man~!

Okay, I don't know that...but it sounded REALLY GOOD!

[Abelman]

50. She is 19

and I am 22.

SO there!

[Debi]

54. Oh, well then...ooogle away

:eyes:

[Abelman]

64. My mind has changed

She has big ugly lips now. Collagen? More like no-a-gen!

[RandomKoolzip]

5. I....AM.....KIROK!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

8. I am Spartacus.

[ahem]

10. I am Spartacus.

[Shell Beau]

9. I'm the fly on the wall that you've been trying to swat!!

:popcorn: I didn't know you were so interesting!

[johnnie]

11. Sam I am

And I do not like green eggs and ham.

[Liberalynn]

12. I'm Lava Luscious

and I am ready to be Julian Mcmahon's Bond girl whether he gets picked as Bond or not! ;)

Either that or I am Nancy Nimble, Dr. Troy's (Nip/Tuck) Scrub Nurse. :headbang:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. I am a poor, freezingly cold soul

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

[xmas74]

63. now that is stuck in my mind!

[SOteric]

14. Version 1.1 - I am

a pro-bono stripper who performs at hospices across the country. I specialize in giving lap dances to the terminally ill. I don't care if it's a woman or a man. I do whatever I can to make a patient's last days on this earth pleasurable. I am currently organizing a Lapdance-a-thon to raise funds for Children with Learning Disorders and/or Bad Acne here in the Pacific Northwest. CwLDa/oBA is an organization I founded three years ago in response to the staggering number of children with learning disorders and/or bad acne I encountered stripping at local hospices.

I guess I just care a lot about people.

[DS1]

21. I am an 80 yr old invalid

with every terminal disease known to man, and some they haven't yet provided a name for.

[SOteric]

15. Version 1.2 - I am

ZombyWoof's runaway Yak-bride.

[DS1]

24. I deliver yak-milk

and I always ring twice

[SOteric]

16. Version 1.3 - I am

Will Pitt. And so are you. And you. And you. And yes, you too.

[DS1]

25. I am masturbating

[GOPisEvil]

30. I am vomiting.

:P

[Gildor Inglorion]

17. I'm Henry VIII, I am. Henry VIII I am, I am...

off with their heads!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

18. Version 1.1

I'm 'enery the 8th I am
'enery the 8th I am, I am

[SOteric]

19. Version 1.4 - I am

a long time stealth Freeper from the foothills of the Ozark mountains. I have a 4th grade education and the family recipe for moonshine. I'm married to my cousin Earlene and we have 4 childen, two of which don't even have a tail or that weird chin thing.

[DS1]

26. I am your brother

:D

[SOteric]

36. I'm detecting a trend, here.

:7

:loveya:

[DS1]

41. Hey! That's my line!

:hug:

[SOteric]

58. Heee!

:hug:

[hippiechick]

32. LOLOL !!

:applause: 'a tail or that wierd chin thing' :applause:

[Burma Jones]

20. I AM that I AM

I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

Anybody got a light????????

[CubsFan1982]

22. I am...

My Cuban grandmother. :D

[Richard Steele]

23. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[Burma Jones]

27. I am Cuban18

and a Liberal
and a Roamin' Catholic
and a Fuller Brush Salesman
and I was Beethoven AND Newton in past lives
and I am the Pope's driver
and I am Camilla's Tampon
and I am an amalgamation of all six Stooges
and I have a PhD, MD, JD, LSD and RDRR in Smartness

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

28. I am Montana, King of the Killer Kats

Submit or DIE!!!!!!

[Sanity Claws]

35. Wow -- I started to feel like a mouse!

Scary

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

40. He's really a love

Or should I say, I am really a love!

[hippiechick]

29. I am Boudicca, Celtic Queen of Iceni ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudicca

"Boudicca was tall, terrible to look on and gifted with a powerful voice. A flood of bright red hair ran down to her knees; she wore a golden necklet made up of ornate pieces, a multi-coloured robe and over it a thick cloak held together by a brooch. She took up a long spear to cause dread in all who set eyes on her."


... Red hair and all ... :evilgrin:

[TlalocW]

31. Nobody walks out on me!

I'M CHARLES FOSTER KANE!

TlalocW

[deutsey]

33. I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first I gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock

[Debi]

47. Ahhh Sugar Hill Gang

Those were the days! :woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. I am a priest in Nepal, thousands of years ago;

I have written sacred texts in Sanscrit that have yet to be discovered. I'm watching the turning of the planet, and am wondering what the millenia will bring to my people...

[Red State Rebel]

37. I am the Ghost of Marilyn Monroe

MMMMMwwwwaaaahhhh!

[tk2kewl]

38. I'm a space-cowboy

I bet you weren't ready for that

[Midnight Rambler]

39. I am Jack's wasted life

[FuzzySlippers]

42. I am the sockpuppet of progmom

who is the sockpuppet of sundog who is the sockpuppet of.......:eyes:

[Red State Rebel]

44. Hmmm, can fuzzy slippers be a sock puppet?

Do we have an enigma here? Or is it a conundrum? I'm so confused!

[Bossy Monkey]

51. FuzzySlipperPuppet

I think FuzzySlippers is now required to get a sockpuppet ID as FuzzySlipperPuppet! :P

[Hugin]

46. I'm the guy your mother always warned you about, baby.

Ouch... I'm gonna pay dearly for that one. ;)

[bertha katzenengel]

48. I am Grovelbot.

[rockymountaindem]

49. I am Blackbeard!

And make anyone who posts under a fake identity walk the plank!

I'll hang the lubbers from the yardarm, yarrrrr!

[NorthernSpy]

52. I am a contender!

Well, I coulda been...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

53. I yam what I yam, an' tha's all what I yam, I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Toot toot.

[sharonking21]

55. I am the bastard child of

Mamie Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson.

[Writer]

56. I am merely Star Stuff. n/t

[skygazer]

57. I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans

I'll be gone 500 miles when the day is done.

[Dukkha]

59. I...AM...IRON...MAN!

Da, Da, Da Da Da
Da-Da Da-Da Da-Da Da
Da, Da Da!

[alarimer]

60. I am a figment of my own imagination

[TexasLady]

61. im thinkin im pickles bush

and this is all just a nightmare, and johnny depp is REally who is comin to bed, and that lil incident in the middle east was just some really interesting play i attended one night when georgie was out playin one of his really important golf games.

someone wake me from my nightmare and tell me that its ok to smoke and have a stiff one before i go to bed and the stiff one isnt that scary man with the enunciation problems...

help/.....me?

[SarahB]

62. Phyllis Shafley