Post here if you aren't who you say you are.

[Bouncy Ball]

Then get ready to have your ass kicked.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. I am not, and I have never been, a member of the Communist Party. (nt)

[MissB]

2. I'm not really a miss

but I use that user name at another site, and I'm too simple-minded to make up another user name.

So deal.

[matcom]

3. I am really DS1

and for THAT, i am TRULY sorry

[Bouncy Ball]

As well you should be.

:grr:

[roguevalley]

104. I am in love with this dog.

[SOteric]

45. Oh...?

There's a strange little surprise. :7

[asthmaticeog]

4. I don't actually have asthma.

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Are you challenging me to a fight again?

Cool! I'll go put on a singlet! :evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Get the jello ready and someone set up the cage.

I hope you're thirsty, because all your beast mans are mine.

[Beware the Beast Man]

They always were bb, they always were.

:P

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Glad to see you are accepting the reality that is your life.

(Now is that Mrs. Beastman woman still around? Because she might be a problem.)

:D

[redsoxliberal]

6. I'm a freeper

really. I promise.

[sundog]

8. progmom is my sock puppet

and the person everyone met in Boston was a robot

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Whoaaaaaa I slept with a robot.

Cool! :bounce:

[sundog]

14. and you are my sock puppet too

I have 2 computers side by side :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

Really?

Then you should go shamelessly kick all of your (my) threads. :P

[sundog]

24. yes, that's so they don't suspect

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Exactly right.

:7

[sundog]

29. shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. My lips are sealed.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm not really that revolutionary....

:evilfrown:

[yvr girl]

10. You won't find yvr girl

in the Vancouver phone book.

Should I bend over?

[matcom]

12. well DUH

:P

[yvr girl]

26. Are you going to spank me?

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[blondeatlast]

13. Sorry, I'm not really a blond.

No, I WON'T prove it, either.

You'll just have to take me at my word that I'm a fake, got it?

[Bouncy Ball]

15. All you posers should be ashamed of yourselves.

[leftofthedial]

16. I am Jesus Christ

No, really.

I am.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Oh, wow.

Hi Jesus!

[leftofthedial]

25. Yo! Bouncy Ball!

And not to worry.

I forgive you for ... you know. Water under the bridge. No harm no foul.

[Bouncy Ball]

27. Oh

thank Go---goodness!

Hey I've always been a fan of yours. And I'm NOT just blowing smoke up your ass.

Rock on, Jesus.

[GalleryGod]

17. DU= 60's Game Show, "To Tell the Truth"

WHAT is your name please?:crazy:

If you're old enough-you get the allusion...otherwise..
carry on, Kids!:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :headbang:

[Bunny]

18. I am SO not Bunny!

I'm actually a heavy-set, balding middle-aged man who lives in my mom's basement. She's pissed at me cause I haven't paid any rent yet!

[Beaverhausen]

19. I am neither a beaver, nor a hausen

[sundog]

21. I am really Bouncy Ball

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

22. i need a good ass kick'n...

[Longgrain]

31. I'm really just a sock puppet for this guy

Who's really a 26 year old female Librarian from New Hampshire.

All those pics of me I've posted have been photoshoped to make me look like a man,

All those paintings I posted were done by boyfriend, who left them at my apartment when he moved out.

Honest.

[Nikia]

32. Nikia is somewhat differnt from me

In some ways, she is better than me. She is more courageous, but at the same time more polite. She more caring, but can also constructively express her anger. She is emotionally expressive, but doesn't show her darkest feelings because she doesn't want to worry people. She is more spontaneous.
I think that she has shared too much about herself sometimes. I am a more private person than that. I have learned not to pour my heart out so much, but Nikia hasn't. Nikia sometimes doesn't think before she talks.
Nikia is an idealist and hasn't given up. She'll never give up. For that, I admire her. That's why I write about her and from her voice.

(Why did that little exercise really scare me?)

[Bouncy Ball]

34. ...

:rofl:

[belladonna]

33. I'm Sundog's wife

And he never REALLY lusted after sweet Diego. That's the truth, I swear!!!

[MrScorpio]

35. I'm a hell of a lot MORE pervy than I appear to be on DU

It's for YOUR protection

[VelmaD]

38. Hee...me too...and that's scary...

given some of the stuff I admitted to back before the sex thread ban. ;)

[MrScorpio]

40. We're closeted perves

We have to keep our perviness locked up behind closed doors

Oh the shit I've done on the Internets

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

36. I am in actuality NOT Prisoner Number Six

It turns out I'm actually NUMBER ONE!

Can ya beat that with a stick? I think not!

:evilgrin:

[antigone382]

37. I'm not really Antigone...though I've played her on TV

(well OK, not really on TV, but on a stage at least)

[greatauntoftriplets]

39. I really am the great aunt of triplets....

But for certain reasons (and which I bet you can guess), I will not post a photo to prove it.

[Misunderestimator]

41. I never misunderestimate....

sometimes I do underestimate though...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. I'm matcom!

[redsoxliberal]

44. matcom isn't dumb enough to be a yankee fan.

sorry.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

69. So you're calling me dumb?

The rudeness of Red Sox fans will never cease to amaze me.

Maybe try thinking before you speak, eh?

[redsoxliberal]

73. looks like it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

88. what's your deal?

it's a sports team. why don't you chill out?

[name not needed]

101. Small penis, that's why.

[redsoxliberal]

102. isn't putting it in your sig line an invitation for comments?

you need to chill anyhow mate. The comment was made in jest.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

105. I hate to keep dragging this out, but...

There's a difference between teasing me about my choice in baseball teams and calling me dumb.

[Catholic Sensation]

94. amazing how incredible your stupidity and douchebaggery is

keep attacking a high schooler for being a yankees fan big man. 26 championships in the last 85 years to one. The Florida Marlins have more championships than the Red Sox since 1920. And they've been around for 12 of the years in the range.

[redsoxliberal]

103. I'm a highschooler too. And nice parameters we're using

that's sort of like saying the Sox (since 2000,) the sox - yankees score is 1-0.
The world series began in 1903. The score is 26-6.

[name not needed]

98. The fact that you're calling other people dumb is quite ironical.

[Catholic Sensation]

70. and Maggie doesn't possess the degeneracy to be a red sox fan

[JohnKleeb]

97. Yeah and thats why she's smarter than I'll ever be

Why dont you stop being a bastard and pick on people for something other than what sports team they root for.

[Huckebein the Raven]

47. Maggie is matcom ?

I think not

:P

[name not needed]

99. Suddenly, I feel very dirty.

:scared:

[FuzzySlippers]

43. OK, here's my dirty secret..

I'm not really a pair of casual footwear.

Edit: spelling

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

46. I'm a conservative disruptor who only pretends to be pro equal rights

pro environment, pro democratic, pro labor..I really hate you steenkin libruls!

[Misunderestimator]

48. Oh shit...

I forgot to sign out that name first again!!

[MissB]

49. .

:rofl:

You two crack me up.

[Bouncy Ball]

50. How did you change your voice to sound like two different

people on the phone???

:crazy:

Man, you're GOOD. Damn.

[Misunderestimator]

52. Acting!

:) :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

54. I paid a homeless gal to talk to you with me

[Bouncy Ball]

56. Wait, so it wasn't acting?

Your doppelganger is posting too!

I'M CONFOOZLED!!!

:crazy:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

53. OK now I'm signed back in as me

[ScreamingMeemie]

78. I know! Everytime I talk to you...I can hear it in your voice...and that

whole, "I'm lost on a freeway on my way to court" act...sheesh! ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

92. True..I was on my way to a tittie bar in Houston

Hehe..the California area code threw you for a loop! :D

[aeolian]

51. I confess...I'm really Mixolydian.

...sorry...music joke...

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

58. No you're not..you're just a 7th arpeggio with passing tones

YOU FRAUD YOU!

[Lilith Velkor]

55. Um, help me out here.

Who did I say I am again?

[Bouncy Ball]

57. Matcom.

[Lilith Velkor]

59. No wonder my ass is so chilly.

Thanks for the help. :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

60. Sorry, I REALLY AM WHO I SAY I AM! Proof to follow:

[lumberingbear]

61. I don't really lumber....

I just sort of shuffle!!!:-)

[CanuckAmok]

62. I'[m actually Stalin. Did I miss anything?

n/t

[BikeWriter]

63. Shhh!

[frictionlessO]

64. I am not only the head of many cults....

I'm also a member.

[DS1]

65. matcom is not me, I am matcom

And that's the cold, hard, truth.

[Lilith Velkor]

66. we are all matcom

Each and every goddamn one of us.

[crispini]

67. I'm a sockpuppet.

With the little button eyes and all that shit. And blue. A blue sockpuppet. :P

[progmom]

68. i'm sundog's mom

that's why i love him so darn much.

c'mere you little sun doggy you! awe...you're so darn cute!

[sundog]

71. I thought you died mommie

:P

:bounce:

Reunited & it feels so gooooood

[jukes]

72. i might be Agent Mike

but i'm prbly not...

[all.of.me]

74. i am not a gene vat

[Anarcho-Socialist]

75. I'm sorry but...

...I don't look like my avatar.

[Misunderestimator]

76. Now I demand to see a pic... I just assumed that was you...

:silly:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

77. Well...

Here's a South Park portrait of me.



I would take a real picture but it's after midnight and my hair is messy and... I'm camera shy :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

79. You're right. Your eyes are much closer together than in the avatar...

:silly:

[ScreamingMeemie]

80. Welll...look at you, walking around here like you're really a cat or

something. :) :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

84. Ha!

I'm really Anarcho's stalker... shhhhh....

:hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

90. Well, then...

I ammend that to say, "Look at you...stalking around here..."


Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I'm not really the blabbermouth that my post count makes me appear to be...honest. :hi:

[tsilaicoS-ohcranA]

93. !on hO

:bounce: :P !uoy ta kcab 'niklatS

[Anarcho-Socialist]

83. Touché

:P

[wryter2000]

81. All right

I'm not as pretty as Marilyn Monroe and as smart as Albert Einstein, and I'm sorry I told you I was. I meant to say I'm as pretty as Albert Einstein and as smart as...hey, waitaminute.

[Maddy McCall]

82. I'm really Kimberly from Diff'rent Strokes.

Gary Coleman and I have been having an illicit love affair since I was arrested for robbing a washateria. He only ran for governor of California so that I could be First Lady. He loves me that much.

:P

[terrya]

85. I'm actually Henrietta Miller, from Culver City, California

I'm an 82 year old widow, mother of 6, grandmother of 12.

[RandomKoolzip]

86. Apparently, I am Bouncy Ball:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5672

Fools.

[El Fuego]

87. I'm really the Runaway Bride

Feel free to kick my ass! :spank: :spank:

[sharonking21]

89. I'd like to introduce myselves

I AM AN IDIOT WHO ACTUALLY WAS SO USED TO TRANSPARENCY THAT I SIGNED UP UNDER MY REAL NAME, NEVER GUESSING WHY I SHOULDN'T DO SO.

Signed--

Alexander Hamilton

[Xithras]

91. I don't know who I am

youthere hasn't given me my secret club name yet ;)

[Arkana]

95. I'm one of JimmyJazz's other personalities.

[baldguy]

96. I confess.

I'm a small Asian woman with a lot of hair.

And this is my goldfish, Scott:

[name not needed]

100. I wrote "Rock n Roll McDonalds", but Wesley Willis stole it from me!

[scarlet_owl]

106. Okay. My real name isn't scarlet_owl.

It's Ember.

[Elle Woods]

107. I'm not really a blonde.

But that's all I'm going to admit too. :evilgrin: