so, PBS is going neocon - what wiLL it Look Like

[sniffa]

my prediction(s) for sesame street -

eLmo Learns the error and sin of his gay LifestyLe choice, and repents.

bert & ernie spLit up.

no more aduLts hanging on the stoop or at mr. hooper's since they're too busy working.

maria - deported.

biLinguaL education - so gone!

and my favorite change:

today's episode has been brought to you by the books of job, and Leviticus.

[Abelman]

1. The hell?

What are you talking about?

[sniffa]

4. this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x122936

[fertilizeonarbusto]

16. Conservatism is dead

The second PBS gets with the program on something, it goes out of fashion. You heard it here first!

[ewagner]

2. Not another dime!

ever to public broadcasting.....


let's see if they can support themselves selling tapes of "doo-wop" shows to blue-haired Republican ladies.....

[bleedingheart]

3. And today's letter is W...

:puke:

[sniffa]

5. doh!

that was so obvious

[bleedingheart]

8. well you got the first part of the pronunciation correct...

Doh! Bee Yah

:evilgrin:

[gollygee]

26. ROFL

*EVERY* day's letter is W !

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

6. NOVA replaced by the 700 club

classical music out for gospel

tel-a-thons replaced by pray-a-thons

"in the life" is so gone

and of course, no more live broadcasts of presidential debates, and other political events, unless it is a bush-infomerical

[sniffa]

7. *snicker*

true about the presidentiaL debates - can't have anyone seeing the secret-backpack-ear piece.

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. or being able to see the president

when it is a non-scripted real life event.

:hi: sniffa, how you doing?

[sniffa]

10. i'm ok

i'm tired though - i worked both days this weekend, and that's usuaLLy when i repay my sLeep debt.
it's spring outside now though, and that's nice. :D

how you doing? :loveya:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

15. working on the weekend?

i hate having to do that. it makes me feel like im in an endless loop of work for 2 weeks straight.

Im doing ok, in a bit of a funk this afternoon...this morning it was beautiful and sunny out and I was so happy...now its dark and cloudy and it looks like its gonna pour. I also got an e-mail from "an old flame" (i guess that is the best way to put it) and it kinda brought me down a bit. Not that he said anything bad, he just gave me a link to his blog and (hes an art student) there are a few pieces that struck a cord, just kinda capturing us and me...

alas...

I need a day off really...wanna catch a game of putt-putt? I have never played real golf other then at the driving range ;)

[sniffa]

17. i'd do putt-putt

i Love putt-putt. it's cheaper too. :o

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

18. score!

:woohoo:

I call the green ball

[Richardo]

11. "Nightly Business Report" becomes "Nightly Business Revival"

Allelujia!

[KamaAina]

12. Halliburton drills for oil underneath Oscar's trash can

"But Oscar, all those people in that fancy new condo they're building across the street need the oil so they can put it in their SUVs!"

[KamaAina]

13. Big Bird: extinct

let's see them explain their way out of that one without resorting to evolution!!!

[deutsey]

24. Ted Nugent will be a guest on Sesame Street

He will hunt, kill, and eat Big Bird as a lesson in survivalism and how animals were put here by God for us to consume.

[Richardo]

14. "Bill Moyers' Now" becomes "Bill Moyers Being Eviscerated Now"

[BurtWorm]

29. Bill Buckley's Then

[Richardo]

30. Touche!

Pardon my French :)

[BurtWorm]

31. There'll be no more of that! The Freedom Chef is more like it.

:patriot:

[Ganja Ninja]

19. I expect Sesame St. to become a lot whiter.

Look for Cookie Monster to develop an addiction to Oxycontin and the associated hearing loss.

Big Bird will be killed off during hunting season.

Also expect those songs about numbers and letters to sound a lot like new country.

[KurtNYC]

20. Tucker Carlson and Robert Novak will get shows on PBS

oh wait, that already happened :eyes:

[KamaAina]

21. The NewsMinute with Jim Lehrer

followed by a fifty-nine-minute optional* prayer service.

[deutsey]

22. "Wall $treet Week" will become "Wall $treet 24/7"

[MissB]

23. I'm laughing. And I feel guilty.

:rofl:

[deutsey]

25. Maturbate Theatre, with your host, Jeff Gannon

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. PBS... neocon?

Does not... COMPUTE! AHHHHHHH. :o

[crispini]

28. The Car Talk guys talk exclusively about Hummers.

Garrison Keillor moves his show to Podunk, Georgia.

Terri Gross interviews Ann Coulter, just because.

Ira Glass has to get a job. And he makes a self-deprecating radio show about it. :evilgrin:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. PBS NewsHour replaced with Tucker Carlson & liberal whipping boy

NOW will continue as NOW with Michael Savage.