Tell me how to instill fear in my yard

[Misunderestimator]

I have a huge monster, parked right in the center of my lawn. I purchased several tarps to cover it up. But it keeps popping up again. I plan to try and scare it away when I get home from work this evening. I'd really appreciate some tips.

:bounce:

[progmom]

1. You mean like a Zomby?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

2. No, I've never met ZombyWoof.

:)

[demnan]

3. You need a good hunter

I submit Lily, she is still working my yard but will put you on the waiting list.

[Misunderestimator]

4. Gee.... I wonder why she's hanging around under the bird feeders.

:)

[Chico Man]

5. look more like squirrel feeders to me

[miss_kitty]

6. I'll bet she's developed a taste for birdseed

or is a vegan. :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. um, honey.....is this a copycat?

I don't get it :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

8. Yeah, sorry.... I should have mentioned that...

:P