I tried to order a pizza, but called the State Police instead.

[blue neen]

I only had 2 beers while playing cards this afternoon!

I dialed the phone, it rang twice before someone answered. I expected to hear "Primetime Pizza!" But noooo, the voice says, "Pennsylvania State Police, Kiski Valley Station, Officer So and So speaking." I very meekly said, "Oh, I'M SORRY, I HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!" Like a total dumbf*ck. Like your phone number doesn't come up at the barracks or anything.

I'm so embarrassed. :dunce:

On the other hand, I hear that they deliver (and very quickly).

[Spinzonner]

1. Yeah, but the tips are really high

[blue neen]

4. Definitely more than your standard 15%.

What would you recommend? :silly:

[Robeson]

2. They know who you are, and they know where you live....

....hide the stash!! :silly:

[blue neen]

3. And don't ya know, Iggy and The Stooges was playing on the stereo.

"No Fun". Could this be any more obvious?

[6000eliot]

5. Did you get an ass-kicking

with extra cheese and pepperoni?

[blue neen]

7. It was more of a befuddled

with anchovies.

[Bunny]

6. Well, at least you didn't call 911.

THAT could have been a problem! :hi:

[blue neen]

8. Bunny,

I'm so humiliated. My brain has left me for good! ;)

[Bunny]

9. Oh, I haven't had a cell left for years now!

You eventually get past the embarrassment. :D

[Poiuyt]

10. You should have ordered some donuts

[Robeson]

11. LOL....

...:rofl:

[blue neen]

13. ROFL!

And some coffee! :donut:

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. That'll teach Primetime Pizza.

They never shoulda picked 811 for their number in the first place. :eyes:

[blue neen]

14. Damn them anyhow!

And their stromboli's suck, too! :+

[WHAT]

17. That really happened to me...

The telephone co., here, can be reached at 811. I called 911 by mistake because my brain skipped a beat or something and I automatically dialed the most prominent number. I hung-up right away when I realized my mistake and they called me right back. I then had to spend 5 minutes convincing them I was that stupid.

In retrospect, I think it was probably a bad idea on the part of the phone co. to use that number. Anyway, you're (original poster) not the only one who has made a naturally stupid mistake...

[blue neen]

18. LOL!

"I then had to spend 5 minutes convincing them I was that stupid."

:)

[warrior1]

15. I heard that the taser

really smarts.

[blue neen]

16. I will try to force myself to drink some more beer,

so that I won't feel the pain from the taser! :toast: