BREAKING: CNN scoops Fox News Channel!!!!!

[burythehatchet]

Amerika - In a dramatic reversal of fortunes, CNN slyly scooped Fox News on a new angle on the fake kidnapped fiance story. When it was announced that the kidnapping was a hoax, Fox, just as many other news operations, decided that there wasn't a story any more. However, CNN, having come under new management revently, was able to develop a unique angle on the story. CNN spent much of Saturday analysing what gave the reluctant bride cold feet. Exhibiting all the characteristics of a well oiled newsroom, CNN was able to line up marriage experts, psychologists, family members, and even the womans first boyfriend from 4th grade within a matter of minutes. As Fox reverted to covering the UN oil for food program and Kofi Annan's incompetence, CNN was able to flex its media muscle and give its audience coverage they could not get at Fox.......film at 11

[tridim]

1. Why are they still covering it?

The story is over, and it's a non-story. Yet it's still the full time story on CNN. Why?

[XanaDUer]

3. Now they are covering the fact that

she was "abducted". :eyes:

[XanaDUer]

2. Lol! She booked to Las Vegas

...

[valis]

4. I'm teling you all. If you have guts, cancel your Cable subscription.

I did. They will not get any money from me.

[Quakerfriend]

5. CNN's begun the push to supersede FOX as the

most 'popular' conservative new outlet.

:puke: :eyes: :silly: :thumbsdown: