So a blonde's house is on fire...

[BlondieK143]

she calls the fire department and they as her how to get there. She says...

Wait for it....

"DUH! A BIG RED TRUCK!"

(oh come on, I need a little amusement while I'm at work!)

[In_The_Wind]

1. Oh No ...save everything

[BlondieK143]

2. I think I need saving myself.

Obviously. :silly:

[In_The_Wind]

3. that bad ?

:hug:

[BlondieK143]

4. Eh, it could always be worse.

I'm lucky to have what I do, it's just been a rough week. :hug: Thanks for being there.

[In_The_Wind]

5. it's not always roses

but sadly that's when you find out who your friends are

[BlondieK143]

8. You're exactly right!

Thank goodness for the ones that I have that are genuine!

[In_The_Wind]

11. and you shouldn't worry about the rest of them

there called acquaintances - not friends

[BlondieK143]

14. Exactly!

:hug: Thank you.

[In_The_Wind]

16. always here for you BlondieK

[Mrs. Venation]

6. Hi, Blondie!

Bertha and I are going to be in east Tennessee in July!

[BlondieK143]

7. Are you serious???

I would love to meet up with ya'll!!

[Mrs. Venation]

9. Yes, I'm Serious!

Maybe we can meet for dinner one evening? I sent you a pm -- check your inbox.

[BlondieK143]

10. Will do! I don't know how I missed it!

That totally rocks! :)

[radfringe]

12. a blonde walks into a hair salon

wearing a set of headphones

she wants a haircut - but tells the hairdresser that he has to cut her hair while she is wearing the headphones

ok - there are alot of strange people out there - so the hairdresser cuts her hair and the blonde leaves

a month later the blonde returns -- again wants a haircut and can't remove the headphones

a month later - it happens again -- this time the blonde falls asleep while getting her haircut and the hairdresser can't removing the blonde's headphones

almost immediately - the blonde starts gasping, turns blue and falls on the floor. The hairdresser calls 9-11 - emergency crew arrives and rushes the blonde to the hospital

the hairdresser realizes that he still has the headphones in his hand - so he puts them up to his ears and hears a tape repeating over and over again "Breath in - breath out. Breath in - breath out"

[BlondieK143]

13. OMG!!

That's great!! :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

15. yep

good one