One two three four, I delare a flame war.

[CanuckAmok]

HEyHEY: you suck, and your mom works for the Department of Fisheries and Oceans as a harp seal impersonator.

Dookus: no, you shut up!

Progmom: kids are optional.

jimmyjazz: the Damned had a record deal before the Clash, and you drive a minivan.

arwalden: "Are You Being Served?" is mediocre.

DS1: no, you kiss my butt!

Robb: you are a dingbatt.

yvr girl: speaking of the Cook Islands, shouldn't you be whipping up a nice, hearty meal for some men?

chavezspeaksthetruth: I know you're talking about Caesar Chavez. Admit it.

Commie Pinko Dirtbag: Brazil has the most awkward Spanish slang I've ever heard. How the heck can ayone in Chile or Argentina understand a word you're saying?! Good thing you guys have all those transsexual porn stars, or you'd have no tourism at all!

NSMA: your name is too long.

Kleeb: your name is too short.

Lozoccoliolo: what the hell is that, some sort of pasta?

Tuvor: get off my island.



on edit: no, you shut up.

[bobthedrummer]

1. These lyrics can piss off people-Hey, you, get off of my cloud.

Two's a crowd on my cloud, baby...
O8)

Or

My lucky number's one, I'm having so much fun...

:smoke:

[CanuckAmok]

2. Lene Lovich! I...I...I-I-I-I!!!

[bobthedrummer]

3. She was a favorite of mine in the 80's when I wasn't listening to The

Clash! An amazing artist.

[HEyHEY]

4. I do suck, ask you Mom!

[Jamastiene]

5. LOL

Good one, HEyHEY.

[Jamastiene]

6. How rude!

You forgot to tell me my feet stink...

[CanuckAmok]

7. It's implied.

nyeah.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. LOL! Funny.

:rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

9. go fuck yourself you fuck hahaha

[CanuckAmok]

10. Touche!

n/t

[JohnKleeb]

12. ahh fuck ya and the fucking fucking fuck horse ya fucking rode on

in on ya fuck, I love ya, ya crazy fuck.

[BlondieK143]

11. You call this a flame war?

Fucking pathetic man! :P

[CanuckAmok]

13. Patrhetic like your studio apartment, or pathetic like...

something not that pathetic?

[JohnKleeb]

14. Patrhetic?

Thats a new word for me.

[CanuckAmok]

16. here's another couple of unfamiliar ones for you...

prom date.

[JohnKleeb]

19. hahahaha

Thats a good one, if I were an emo, you really would have hurt my feelings. Oh and there's another reason why I am not going to prom, its a fuckin rip.

[FuzzySlippers]

28. More of that crazy Canadian spelling.

Wish those people would get a clue. Colour? Realise? :wtf: is up with that?

[JohnKleeb]

29. or honour or labour

jeez y'all its honor and labor.

[BlondieK143]

15. Okay, first of all, it's a two bedroom apartment.

And second of all, I'm sure it's better than what you bought to compensate for you lack of manliness.

[CanuckAmok]

20. I dunno, considering my vast lack of manliness,

you must know I have a kick-ass place.

Your mom thought it was nice, anyway...even though she mostly just saw the ceiling.

[BlondieK143]

21. Really? Because she told me to tell you

it's NOT that common and it DOESN'T happen to every man.

[JohnKleeb]

23. you mean that he can't you know

:D.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. You never pick fights with me, asshole!

:grr:

[Misunderestimator]

18. What is this? A popularity contest? :)

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

31. ROFL....

:spray:

[RandomKoolzip]

22. I alerted.

You smell like three-day old cock-pus from a speared dick-canker.

And Canada is home to more incest than I'd care to bring up in THIS thread.

[JimmyJazz]

24. Canuck Amock: Longevity counts!

Besides, I love the Damned, the Buzzcocks, the Specials, the Sex Pistols and the Slits. So there. :P

Oh - and my minivan is fully loaded, complete with DVD player. My kids NEVER ask "are we almost there." That, in and of itself, is worth the price of looking like a dork. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. You're on ignore now, asshole.

[woofless]

26. I have heard that all the divorced men in Nanaimo

get together each Saturday night, smear their naked bodies with mineral oil and huddle together in one pathetic pile. Or have you stopped that?

[CanuckAmok]

27. Well I don't live in Nanaimo, for starters....

...and there are a few inconsistencies in what you've heard.

I mock your information-gathering technique.

[progmom]

30. you are so right

kids are totally optional.
glad i chose the option package i got, though.

:P