After Tom Cruise dumps Katie Holmes, or she wises up, who's next?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"Dearest Tom,

You make me wanna la la in your kitchen on the floor. I'll be your French maid when I greet you at the door. I'm like an alley cat. Drink the milk up I want more.

Love,

Ashlee"

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

1. you only have females listed

you never heard any of the rumors about Tom?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Yes, I've hear the rumors...

...I've heard them about Travolta, too. That's one of the many ways they're "helped" by the good folks at the L.A. Celebrity Center...deflection of the rumors. High-profile trophy wives and girlfriends. Lots and lots and lots of smiling Tom & smiling Katie photos, followed by Frenching Tom & Frenching Katie photos, followed by the breakup, followed by whoever on my list is next.

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

2. Tom Cruise and Liza Minnelli

What a marriage THAT will be! :-)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I look forward to the inevitable tabloid headlines...

Tom: "Liza Beat Me Mercilessly"

"Top Gun" star reveals his night of terror cowering on the bathroom floor while drug-crazed Minelli screamed obscenities from the other room

"I just want to be loved...is that so WRONG?" asks Cruise

Mimi Rogers: "Thank CHRIST I'm away from that little crybaby"

Nicole: "Hung Like A Hamster"

Penelope: "Un qué idiota"

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[NewJeffCT]

3. Isn't Katie Holmes pretty tall?

Nicole Kidman is tall, too... Is Mimi Rogers a tall woman?

so, I imagine it will be another tall woman. Maybe it's a short guy thing he has?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

8. No, I read today that she's something like an inch taller...

...saying little Tom will no longer be intimidated by women like Nicole who "towered over" his diminutive little Hollywood frame...

:evilgrin:

[NewJeffCT]

9. Holmes is 5'9"

I think Kidman is like 5'11", and I looked up first wife Mimi Rogers and she was 5'8 1/2" according to IMDB. So, all women who are above average in height.

I also looked up a few on the list - Jessica Simpson is out, as she is like 5'3", as is 5'2" Nicole Ritchie. Maybe 5'8" Paris Hilton?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

10. You know, REGARDLESS of I'd like to see him with Paris...

...just because I think that he deserves that relationship.

Her too.

:evilgrin:

[sui generis]

4. Tom Cruise and Lionel Ritchie

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

7. now that's just nasty

Tom Cruise and Matt Damon

now that's hot