New Rule:

[DS1]

People that change the specs of a website that's being built for them, after signoff and expect the changes for free because "they don't seem like much" and preface the changes with "I hope this makes sense" will be subject to "The Pear". One twist per written sentence. Two if the sentence is particularly ignorant. Three if I already don't like you.



http://www.houseofdesade.org/torture/pear.htm

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Agreed and nominated.

:P

[DS1]

6. I see no nomination.

Liar!

*twist* *twist* *twist*

[sniffa]

2. and a 2nd-degree tittie twister

[RagingInMiami]

3. you build websites?

[DS1]

5. I do it all

I'm just in a shitty mood because, as usual, actually getting paid is an excrutiating process.

[RagingInMiami]

7. I might contact you in the future to do a website for me

I'm currently building one with a program called Website Complete, but it really isn't that complete because it doesn't allow me to add a slide show for my photos, and I'm pretty restricted to certain templates.
It's for a media business I'm starting where I would write articles and take photos for magazines and corporations. I need to get this website up and running and establish myself, but I intend to get someone to do a much more professional website sometime down the line.

[DS1]

8. Cool!

PM

[Aiptasia]

4. NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition...

Cardinal Biggles, bring in the comfy chair..