Oh god, I'm so drunk right now

[Longgrain]

Any advise/ questions you can give me?

[emulatorloo]

1. Step away from the keyboard and go lay down

You'll stay out of trouble that way.

[Longgrain]

6. Good advise...

I intend to stick to it.

[roguevalley]

2. don't eat any mayonnaise. trust me.

[boilerbabe]

23. What does mayonnaise do to people?? n/t

[BlueManDude]

3. lots of H2O

[boilerbabe]

24. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!! n/t

[demnan]

4. What advice do you need?

After Bush spoke do you think any of us are sober?

Eat something and go to bed.

[redsoxliberal]

5. stop drinking on thursday nights.

[boilerbabe]

27. Aw, come on..drink whenever you have a night off!!....

HOw did you manage to keep your Howard Dean icon?? I was a Deanie Weanie and worked on his campaign...have been working a lot starting up a new power plant, so have missed pretty much everything so please when you get the chance, opportunity, time or inclination, do send me an update as to what's going on...would love to hear more!!

XXXOOO
the artist formerly known as boilerbabe~

[redsoxliberal]

47. I haven't done anything over there in a long time...

but you can join the DFA group here at DU!

[Elidor]

7. Scan your butt and post a pic!

I promise you won't regret it later.

[Longgrain]

25. But that would get me tombstoned?

Right?

[boilerbabe]

35. I don't think you will get tombstoned XXXOOO n/t

[Longgrain]

38. What does XXXOOO mean?

And you're from Uncasville Conn?

I've been there, drunken casino night.

Good town, near Mystic.

:hi:

[boilerbabe]

30. Unless Your Butt is Unforgivingly Hairy, that is...n/t

[mcscajun]

8. Have a big glass of water, two aspirin and go to sleep.

And hydrate like crazy come the morn'

[SOteric]

9. Drink a lot of water

and go lay down for a while.

[Longgrain]

12. Good going to do that....

I just thought posting drunk would make me popular...

Hasn't worked yet?

[SOteric]

16. Nah. There's still lots of us that would rather

see some posts with intelligence, wit and sensitivity than with a snoot full o booze. Not that watching the inebriated self-destruct can't be fun. :7

[progmom]

18. so does that mean that you did

...or did not enjoy our ridiculous posts over the weekend? ;)

[SOteric]

21. Yes.

But I love the drunken phone calls best of all!

[progmom]

26. did we call you???

:wow:

[SOteric]

28. No, ghod dammit.

But you're about the only ones.

[progmom]

29. next time

you'll be in the room with us! :hug:

[DS1]

32. I don't drink, so STOP SAYING THAT!

Never touch the stuff. :eyes:

[SOteric]

34. next time

you'll be in the room with me. :hug:

And with any luck it won't be spinning.

[DS1]

37. Agreed

Yes


No

[JimmyJazz]

42. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

:rofl:

[Longgrain]

31. It doesn't matter either way...

I got a new pic of Sugah, and more plans for more paintings.

I ain't going to screw you guys up.

My muse is back and she's heading at me with full force.

Somebody.

[ewagner]

10. Depending on how far along you are

1. Don't drive....anything, car, scooter, rollerblade

2. Lie Down.....or at least sit on something that is only as tall as you are willing to fall.

3. Not a good idea to call your boss right now....

4. Try to remember: Did you order stain-resistant carpeting?

[asthmaticeog]

11. That only gets you laid if you're a woman, Longgrain.

:silly:

[Longgrain]

13. I don't thinkI'm a woman...at least last time I showered I wasn,t.

[boilerbabe]

40. You take much better pics than I..

So whatever!! You will be ok, just make sure you have your "color-o-ramics" thingy nearby! Fuck em Feed em beans...Do what you want, be where you want, I am going through this sort of thing at my work where I have to assert myself all over again. Do you want a piece of me, is pretty much where I'm at...(I'm so out of shape, I hope they don't take me up on it) I am starting up a new power plant, with some very BEIGE personalities, long story, just keep in mind that you can overcome people that want to hold you back, it's just a balancing act pretty much. (I am the only female where I work, and also the only totally STRANGE female, ..so double strike!!) So who will wind up on top of this?? <<Eventuallly ME.

XXXOOO
The Boilerbabe

(Don't feel bad about getting drunk, the only reason I haven't gotten drunk in front of a lot of people lately is because of my work schedule...believe me, I could make you look like Pollyannna!!!

XXXOOO

[Redstone]

14. Jesus Christ, that's funny!

Thanks for the laugh.

Redstone

[ScooterTramp]

19. I have heard those words described as the mating call of a blonde.

:)

[fudge stripe cookays]

33. No...mating call of a sorority girl.

Get it right!

:D
FSC

[boilerbabe]

36. You don't leave us a lot of choices here...gaaaacccckkkk n/t

[ScooterTramp]

15. Worship your porcelain God now. It saves time later.

[progmom]

17. stop posting

you tend to say things you regret later when you're drunk.



or, at least, I tend to regret that you said them. ;)

[Longgrain]

20. Yeah or regret things you think you've said

Or thought you said...

Or wished you'd said...

Or planned you'd said, but forgot...

DAMNED communicating with people sucks!

[boilerbabe]

22. Dont' stop until you either don't remember or throw up!!

Been there and done that, and will probably still keep doing it. Bet I'm old enough to be your mom, too!! So don't ever feel bad about stuff you don't remember, just hope everyone else forgets it, too!!

This is unsolicited advice free of charge from the old alkie!!

Always smile, have fun, @#$% those who can't!!

XXXOOO

p.s. if your house isn't burning down, your friends are still speaking to you, and you still have a job, just remember, you have just SKATED past a potential disaster!!

:) & wheeeeee

[Ophelia Rising]

39. Ahhhhh.....

that explains why you offered to sell your painting to me for 100 bucks! I refuse to take advantage of a drunk person, even if it would be a steal!

[Longgrain]

43. A steal PHHHHT!

Alright then 200 bucks...

Final offer.

[DS1]

44. I wish my business was like that

:D

[Longgrain]

45. That's it mister, the price has been raised to 250!

Do I hear 300?

[Ophelia Rising]

46. Dude.....

I'm an artist-I know how much work (and soul) goes into a painting.....how can we put a price on art such as that?.....and I may be calling you out here, but if you didn't value it a little bit, you wouldn't have posted it here for all of us to enjoy, right?......however, I could be totally wrong, it's been known to happen......either way, I'm still not taking advantage of your drunken state. :)

[Longgrain]

48. I said in another thread that

art is free!

it's for all to enjoy.

It's the other stuff you got to pay for.

Like paint,

Like canvas'

Like stretchers,

Like brushes,

Like Turps,

Like ...I could go on but won't...

[Ophelia Rising]

50. Like Gesso

Like Demar Varnish

Like Beeswax (for Encaustic)

Like Aluminum sheeting

Like India Ink

I hear you! That's why I often stick to pen and ink, watercolor, oil pastels, Crayola changable markers.....stuff like that....cheaper, but sometimes it just doesn't feel as polished, you know? Ahhhhhh....a neverending supply of art materials, that is what I would use one of my 3 wishes for....

[Longgrain]

52. AHHHHH!!! Nirvana!!!

Anything I can use to create art!

Cost free.

Would be fine with me.

[Ophelia Rising]

55. It's greatly unfair of the universe....

to make creating something so amazing so expensive.....I guess it's the Tao of things, huh?

[Longgrain]

56. Not my fault, I'm just the artist...

I'm just the tool of the universe...

(albeit a feisty one.)

[Ophelia Rising]

58. So I noticed!

:)

[Sugar Smack]

53. hahehehehehehe!

pppppppppttttthhhhhhhhht!



that's the answer to everything, baby!!!!!

[Longgrain]

54. Like I said, art doesn't cost anything....

Now? Do you have the funds to pay for it?

Cause I sure don't! :grr:

[Sugar Smack]

57. Stop Being so mad, Darling.

Where'd it get me?

:D

[Longgrain]

59. NO! STOP POSTING YOUR PICS!!!

It brought you home, into my arms...

But only in my dreams.

Us eating dough naughts together, under a willow tree.

*buys Sugah another beer*

[KamaAina]

41. You played the Bush** press conference drinking game, didn't ya?

The one where you drink a shot every time he says "nucular", and if he says "peninshula", you have to finish the bottle?

Ouch.

Next time, stick to the George Foreman Grill infomercial on Channel 73, or perhaps the Crabgrass Acres Neighborhood Board meeting on Ch. 86. :-)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

49. Put the bottle down and go to bed

before you regret something.

[Longgrain]

51. Done...one more post shortly,

Need to step out for a little while. Then I'm in bed...