What off-the-wall business would you say you'd start, as a joke?

[qnr]

I think I'd rent out tornado shelters.

[DS1]

1. Grass Replacement Expert

In case your lawnmower cuts too low

[qnr]

3. Wow. I'd sign up. Um.. If I owned a lawn mower n/t

[hippiepunk]

2. Cheese shop!

duh.

[qnr]

4. Nummy! Now I want to watch Wallace & Gromit :) n/t

[mongo]

5. A lingerie and Erotic Boutique

Oh wait. I already did that. Damn!

[qnr]

6. Ah, thought you were going to compete with yourself for a moment :) n/t

[tjwash]

7. Squeegee sharpening

[qnr]

8. damn.... why didn't I think of that???? n/t

[illini]

9. Start a service where I come to your house and dial the phone for you.

I stole this one from a local ad.

[qnr]

10. Wow... how would I call you to tell you I needed your service? n/t

[Snap]

11. Fecal-Gram

I heard about this service, sort of like FTD wiring flowers.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Flaming asphalt catapulting

[two gun sid]

13. Meth Lab.

hahahaha.