Okay DU, it's Competition Time!!!!!!1111

[EarlG]

As you may or may not have noticed, we haven't updated our merchandise designs for... well, too long. And we figure it's about time we did.

So it's time for a good old-fashioned slogan competition. What better way to combine OUR desire to update our designs with YOUR desire to make some kind of witty and/or slanderous comment about the Bush administration?

Here's the deal: post your ideas in this thread, and if we think yours is worthy of mass-production, you'll win a free shirt with your idea on it.

Here are the rules: no sex threads. People who make crappy suggestions may be fed to Grovelbot.

Have at it!

EG

[redqueen]

1. Do these have to advertise DU or ... just anything goes?

[EarlG]

7. Randi Rhodes, right?

That might be a bit obscure for most people... the slogans don't have to advertise DU - although they certainly can if you like - but we're looking for stuff that's generally anti-Republican or pro-Democrat. Something we'd all be proud to wear on a shirt.

[redqueen]

14. Oops... you saw that?

:blush:

[unsavedtrash]

227. Front: got free thought? Back: We DU or

Beware I think for myself!

[babylonsister]

2. Sounds great! I have one suggestion. No pics

of the blivet, please? I'd gladly buy a shirt to support DU, but can't fathom wearing anything with the smirk on it. My 2 cents...

[Worst Username Ever]

3. I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.

I'd probably throw the donkey logo in there somwhere.

[bertha katzenengel]

5. Gets my vote. eom

[babylonsister]

33. Ii'd wear this proudly! nt

[Radical Activist]

79. I used to have a shirt that said that.

I always liked wearing it.

[Kipepeo]

86. This one gets my vote also. n/t

[ComerPerro]

98. I like that one

[OhioChick]

155. I'd buy one of those................n/t

[LibraLiz1973]

159. I'd buy that twice! too funny

eom

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. Deliver us from evil: Defeat Republicans

[ms liberty]

223. I Like that!

[MissMillie]

282. I LOVE THIS!!!! (n/t)

.

[Mutley]

6. I've got one based on a thread posted here in the Lounge

FRONT:
A leftist would never dream of

BACK:
SPITTING TOBACCO JUICE IN ANN COULTER'S FACE

______________________

In case you didn't see the thread (sorry I don't have the link to the thread) it was in response to the guy who spit tobacco juice in Jane Fonda's face.

[Debi]

19. Yay!!!

:bounce:

[jpak]

8. "THE GOP WILL GET MY VOTE!"

in Big Bold Letters

and in small letters underneath...

"when they pry the ballot from my cold dead fingers"

[jpak]

41. or better still - just the infamous "Moran" picture

and no text...

[hvn_nbr_2]

112. Small suggestion:

Change that to "when they pry the PAPER ballot from my cold dead fingers."

[Parrcrow]

9. Democratic Underground: Get underground while the gettin's good.

:patriot:

[LibraLiz1973]

160. I like that one- it's cute

"Democratic Underground: Get underground while the gettin's good."

[Parrcrow]

221. Thanks Liz!

:hi:

[EarlG]

10. Oh, one more thing

We're looking for ORIGINALITY. Try to avoid recycling slogans you've heard a million times before.

[Worst Username Ever]

16. But what if we'd like to see it on a DU shirt anyway?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

128. self-delete

[orleans]

263. mine is original -- number 260 i think

[Misunderestimator]

11. Christian not Fristian

also stolen from a recent thread...

[madmom]

12. W- foot print of the American dumb ass

[Mutley]

18. lol

i like that one

:rofl:

[jandrok]

13. Don't DeLay! Get Democratic Undergound NOW! (n/t)

[Beaverhausen]

15. Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking.

someone posted the other day saying they saw it on a bumper sticker.

[Worst Username Ever]

17. Learn a fact, and ruin a Republican's day.

[jdj]

239. LOL

that's a good one!

[dolo amber]

20. Not original or clever

But it was ignored when Skinner went skiing so I'm reposting out of spite. :P

[Solly Mack]

21. "Keep America Secular!"

:) Hey, it ticks right wingers off...

[Bouncy Ball]

125. do they know what secular means?

[Solly Mack]

243. They think it means "ungodly"

and that's enough to piss them off :)

[johnnie]

22. Here's one

Front: Support the War on Terrorism
Back: Vote Democrat
or
Defeat Republicans

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. my suggestion

I vote Democrat: I am the majority

[Debi]

24. We can't beat em - Until we join the Undergound

I've never been good at this stuff :shrug:

[Worst Username Ever]

25. "Vote Democratic. Because I TOLD you this would happen."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. OKAY -- feel free to adjust font sizes better than DU's HTML can

A SUIT, TIE, CLEAN SHAVE, AND A CROSS
WON'T
MAKE THIS ANY BETTER

[Tsiyu]

37. Oh, now that's sweet

:thumbsup:

[FizzFuzz]

207. gets my vote!

:thumbsup: !!!

[blondeatlast]

299. EXCELLENT!

Make sure the reverse is on the back, as well.

[ALago1]

27. "Still Alive? Thank a liberal!"

Well there's my suggestion...

[philosophie_en_rose]

40. That's good.

I also like

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kerry."

[ALago1]

46. They really gotta start making those as bumperstickers...

...although a T-Shirt would be nice too!

[lpbk2713]

164. That's a good one.

Yeah. I like that one.

[philosophie_en_rose]

186. Thanks.

I love the sig line.

[Tsiyu]

28. Annoy a Republican: Tell The Truth

or:

A TRUE PATRIOT LOVES ALL OF THE AMENDMENTS

or:

'TIS MORE BLESSED TO GIVE ARMOR TO THE TROOPS

THAN TO RECEIVE TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH

[Demit]

29. I would like to see enlargements of some of the smilies in the smilie

lookup table. Particularly a nice graphic oversized square blue face:

:scared:

But I also like

:grr:

And this is fun too

:evilgrin:

All accompanied by the DU logo, of course.

[Worst Username Ever]

30. "Because the truth is on our side."

And then a DU logo.

[ewagner]

104. Yes, I like that one! n/t

[HeeBGBz]

178. Love it

Because it's true

[zann725]

248. Excellent!

n/t

[Beer Snob-50]

31. People with a brain vote democrat. NT

edited for spelling

[Parrcrow]

32. No Sex Threads were used in the creation of this shirt.

[chickenscratching]

39. i second this

[matcom]

34. Keep Your Church Out Of My State & I'll Keep My State Out Of Your Church!

wanted one of THOSE for a while now

[BigMcLargehuge]

38. I like the original I saw in GD a couple of weeks ago

don't cram your religion up my ass if you don't want me to shit all over it...

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

150. That's beautiful

in a crass kinda way. Big vote from me on that one!!!

[Debi]

43. I also like separate church and hate n/t

[VelmaD]

35. Dead American Soldiers

Dead Iraqi Civilians
Pro-Life My ASS!

[FizzFuzz]

208. I like this too! n/t

[jdj]

240. Don't abort that child, in case we want to drop a bomb on it later on!

Yay Jesus!

I want one that says "Don't blame me, I voted for Jimmy Carter!" with a picture of a gas pump on it. If we had listened to that wonderful man we wouldn't have been through Reagan and the Bushes and be in the sorry shape we are now.

or how about "If we had only listened to the peanut farmer..."

[CO Liberal]

36. DEMOCRATIC NDERGROUND

The only thing missing is you.

[Zuni]

69. that is awesome!

[cyberpj]

94. I vote for this one.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

149. Very clever.

:thumbsup:

[LibraLiz1973]

161. Also excellent!!!!!!!!

eom

[miss_kitty]

42. Swedish fish

In support of the late great ATA.

[Worst Username Ever]

44. "Not all who fight are soldiers"

and then the DU logo.

[zann725]

250. Another good one!

n/t

[johnnie]

45. Another one

If you can read this shirt
You're not George W. Bush

This HAD to be used before though.

[matcom]

47. "EarlG Kicked My Ass And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!"

:D

[hyphenate]

48. DU unto others

what you would have them DU unto you.*
*As long as it's better than what the Man does to you!




Those who live by the rules of the board
will always understand protocol better than
any of the UN ambassador nominees.




I am, above and foremost,
someone who enjoys intellectual
games and discussions. Obviously,
I'm a Democrat.




Vote for a Democrat,
not an autocrat.




Democrats are smarter
than Republicans: we know
the difference between acting
civilized and BEING civilized.




The RRR makes it difficult
to separate church from state.




Not a sheeple: I think for myself,
not let others think for me.




Picture on shirt with slightly exposed breasts/nipples (NOT pornographic!)
Democrats vs. Republicans:
Two boobs are better than
full frontal stupidity!


You are a Republican?
I didn't know you were THAT stupid!



(Picture of a GOP elephant)
Mama always said if you don't have
anything nice to say, don't say it at all!



"Ignorance is preferable to error,
and he is less remote from the truth
who believes nothing than he who
believes what is wrong." --Thomas Jefferson


When I was a boy I was told that
anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow








Is this enough to start?

[matcom]

49. "Property Of Matcom"

:bounce:

[johnnie]

50. Yet another

This shirt was bought on one of the Internets
At Democratic Underground

[Strawman]

51. We're not Dumb!

[Parrcrow]

52. DU: Patriotism is not a contest!

[goodboy]

53. Front: "MILITANT DEMOCRAT" Back: democraticundergound.com

[terrya]

54. "Republicans Are Assholes"

[johnnie]

57. I like it!

LOL. That one would be great.

[Kipepeo]

85. simple and to the point

i love it. :) This one gets my vote.

Or maybe:

Because Republicans Are Assholes
(du graphic here)

[goodboy]

55. How Many Soldiers Per Gallon?

[curse10]

59. ooh- I like that one

:-)

[illbill]

142. Awesome!

[patricia92243]

175. Boy - that take my breath away. I don't know how many slogans we will

be using - but this one certainy needso be included.

[seventythree]

197. very good

[Endangered Specie]

229. Very good

:)

[matcom]

56. My Box Turtle Can Kick Your Elephant's Ass!

[Strawman]

58. Get DU Morans!

[curse10]

60. Democrats DU it better

:P

[goodboy]

61. TOMBSTONED DU'er

[EFerrari]

62. I nominate Swamp Rat's milk carton but don't have it handy

Impeach Diebold

Privatize the pResident

You can't spread Democracy
with Napalm

Our Taliban is better
than Your Taliban

Abstinence Only?
Welcome to The War on Sex

Save us from Robots from the Future
Re-Elect The Gropenator

I'd Rather be
in The DU Lounge

[vince3]

147. "Impeach Diebold"

Great one.

[ScooterTramp]

297. ~Snark!~

[RagingInMiami]

63. Democratic Underground: Taking the country back through the "internets"

[cyberpj]

95. good one.

[Parrcrow]

64. Democratic Underground: Posting for freedom.

[RagingInMiami]

65. Democratic Underground: The revolution starts here

[LibraLiz1973]

162. Good One Raging

[seventythree]

193. a top choice

[ralps]

66. I made some bumperstickers w/ the phrase "Never vote for Republicans

Again - We Lie" It was from a thread that was in LBN a month or so ago. It was from an article from the Washington Times. It supposedly was a quote from a senior Republican. Here is one of my ideas.


:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[MissB]

67. This is HUGH!!!!1!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it'd be funny.

[Cuban_Liberal]

68. "Friends don't let friends vote Republican"

Not original, but it's what the bumper sticker on my truck says...

:)

[underpants]

70. "Go ahead, be a sucker-Vote Republican"

That's mine

[Cuban_Liberal]

71. Oooooh, I like that one!

:thumbsup:

[underpants]

72. The Weekend End of Fascism GI Bill Highways Man on the Moon.

Brought to you by Democrats

[Parrcrow]

73. Liberals: The side that thinks.

[underpants]

74. "Democrats were in charge during the 'Good Old Days'"

:hi:

[matcom]

75. "FREE JASPER!"

:bounce:

[underpants]

82. If you are scared vote Republican and live in fear

If you are scared for your country vote Democrat

Maybe Jasper can model it.

[cyberpj]

96. Remember the good old days....... DU wants them back!

I liked yours with a tweak so I put it here with you.

[Beware the Beast Man]

172. that get's my vote

on the back of the t-shirt, we should put"don't misunderestimate us!"

[RagingInMiami]

76. Democratic Underground: Where the word liberal means you believe ...

in liberty and justice for all.

[Mrs_Beastman]

173. I like that one!

simple , and takes back the word liberal that the repugs have demonized

[THUNDER HANDS]

77. FUG-B (on front)

F*CK YOU GEORGE BUSH (on back)

[Magrittes Pipe]

78. "Your smartass comment here."

You can't improve on perfection.

[matcom]

80. how about....

whoisalhedges ate my baby! :D

[Duncan Grant]

81. Now serving the dish best served cold.

democraticunderground.com

[matcom]

83. BOSTON ROCKS!! and on back.....

"Chicago" (with a red circle and a line through it) :P

[RagingInMiami]

84. Democratic Underground: For those of us not drinking the Kool-Aid

[LibraLiz1973]

163. or DU: No Kool Aid Allowed

[bear425]

203. Hey you. Good one! n/t

[supernova]

87. Hey EarlG, can you add lapel pins??? Pretty please?

We have regular meetups here in NC and I always wish I had a lapel pin to wear so others could recognize me. :-)

[CrispyQ]

284. I would wear a clever DU lapel pin! ~~eom

[supernova]

289. So would I!

I would love to have a DU logo pin to wear.

It's also valuable when I meet up with other Dems and progressives who don't know about DU.

[derby378]

88. "Pissed Off at the Fristian Right"

Did I win? :silly:



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=82502&item=3971495291&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[ZootSuitGringo]

89. Here's mine

"INSTEAD OF BODY ARMOR, ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY CHINESE MADE WAL-MART T-SHIRT"
--U.S. TROUP IN IRAQ

[cyberpj]

99. good one but only if you're in the service. i want a new one too.......

[ZootSuitGringo]

103. I edited my original

one.

Yep, it's for the troups, but since that damn yellow ribbon is so popular, I thought this would hit a deep cord in wearing it, even if you're not in the service.

[Worst Username Ever]

109. oops wrong post

[cyberpj]

90. Religious Extremists - Wrong There - Wrong Here. eom.

[seventythree]

195. good one

[cyberpj]

274. Thanks. I printed it up and made my own bumper sticker

And these.......

[seventythree]

302. FANTASTIC!

[Burma Jones]

91. Remember Security, Affluence and Victory???

Democratic Underground, trying hard to bring it all back.......

[cyberpj]

92. You can teach religion in my school -If I can teach science in your church

[Beaverhausen]

115. Great one!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

152. Yes!

I LOVE that one. Would be great to wear here in Nashville!

[RandomKoolzip]

93. "DU: Eat Fascist Death, Flaming Media Pigs!"

[HeeBGBz]

145. Ah, subtle, yet spicy

Just a hint of outspokenness. :applause:

[Guaranteed]

290. BRILLIANT!

;)

[RagingInMiami]

97. Democratic Underground: Plotting the liberal uprising

Or

Democratic Underground: Plotting the liberal uprising one post at a time

Or

Democratic Underground: Plotting the liberal uprising through "the internets"

[Kipepeo]

100. Can I suggest a new Tshirt style from cafepress?

If at all possible, they seem to have some cool new women's ringers: http://www.cafepress.com/shop/t-shirts/browse/pp-_N-4013_in~dim~search-1



If they cost more to make I would pay more for them at the DU store.
(edited to make clear I'm talking about the style of shirt - not the pitbull quote. :) )

[Vincardog]

107. The Rapture was last week

Don't tell the Fundies

[Vincardog]

296. DeLay says"they all do it" Note to Tom

show a big steaming pile of BS the caption is
10,000 Flies can't be wrong

[cyberpj]

101. Jesus is a radical liberal pacifist! eom.

[cyberpj]

275. It looks like this on my bumper sticker -

[cyberpj]

277. self deleted

[RagingInMiami]

102. Democraticunderground.com: Check it out before the feds shut us down

[seventythree]

196. like it

[ScreamingMeemie]

105. Do You DU?

:hi: With the www.democraticunderground on the back. or front...whichever.

[ScreamingMeemie]

106. Listen up! The Silent Majority is Screaming.

[UrbScotty]

108. No one died from Clinton's lie!

An oldie but goodie.

[Worst Username Ever]

110. Never mind, too dirty.

[proud patriot]

111. "Bush has never met a crisis he didn't create"

"bush voters can kiss my ass"

"Bush thinks You are Stupid"

"Darnit another republican mess for
Democrats to clean up"

"Do Bush voters Believe everything they are told?"

"Excuses Excuses I'm sick of Republican Excuses"

"How's that SUV treating you at the gas pump?"

"I'm A proud Liberal and I can kick your ass"

"There is only one White house and it's not in Texas"

[dhinojosa]

113. "Tom Delay illegally bought me this shirt"

[ronzo]

171. I like that.

:thumbsup:

[Blue_Roses]

219. LOL!

:rofl:

I like that :D

[RagingInMiami]

114. Democratic Underground: Where right is wrong and left is right

[patricia92243]

184. Very good

[bear425]

205. Oh, that is good. n/t

[Beaverhausen]

116. Facts Kill Republicans Dead

[Wapsie B]

117. What you call a person who's

a military deserter and a rapist? Mr. President!

[Guy Fawkes]

118. Friendly Neighborhood Liberal

[Bouncy Ball]

129. Guy, I LOVE that one.

I'm going to have to get a shirt with that on it.

"Hi! I'm your friendly neighborhood liberal!"

LOL!!!

Maybe a big smiley face on it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

119. We don't hate people of faith - we hate racist, greedy, xenophobic

evil faux-Christian fucks. You know, Republicans.

[Wapsie B]

120. To piss off a Democrat lie to him.

To piss off a republican confront him with the truth.

[Rabrrrrrr]

121. Tired of the Constitution? Vote Republican!

[Kurovski]

216. Rabrrrrrr,

:thumbsup:

[Rabrrrrrr]

122. Can't handle the stress of controlling your own life? Vote Republican!

[Generic Other]

123. Proud to be an EvilDUer!

Yes, we musn't forget that one!

[ClassWarrior]

124. "WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?"

"Find out at (Democratic Underground logo)"

The pithy slogan of choice in the 2004ER&D forum...

NGU.

[seventythree]

199. good one

[Behind the Aegis]

126. here are mine

The 1st Amendment covers liberal speech too! If you don't like it, YOU go to Iran!

HYPOCRITE: defined as one who says one thing and does another. e.g.: "All drug users should spend life in jail." -- Rush Limbaugh

{pic of Shrub and the Saudi prince} Is this the Mandate we've heard so much about?

Keep your Religious Right out of my CIVIL rights!

[dhinojosa]

135. "Impeach 2007" (in very nice graphic)

subtext: Vote democrat in 2006 so we can impeach in 2007

[bear425]

127. The only Bush I trust is my own. n/t

on edit: that's my t-shirt idea, not just commentary.

I know it only really works for the female Du'ers, but I like it anyway.

[dave29]

130. DU.

Don't Underestimate
Democratic Unity.

www.democraticunderground.com

[dxstone]

244. great one, Dave! n/t

[katinmn]

Democratic Underground

Home of the Liberal Elite

[katinmn]

131. duped

[antigone382]

132. Bush: creating democracy abroad, destroying democracy at home.

Or: Because it's "hard work" transforming a crumbling, secular dictatorship into a hotbed of international terrorism."

[Bouncy Ball]

133. I want a black t-shirt with big white letters on the front

that simply says:

DU

That way people will ask me what it stands for. And I'll get to happily tell them!

Or, this is a bit risque, but I've always thought "DU me!" on the front with "democraticunderground.com" on the back would be cute. In certain situations.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

134. Q: What does a triple-digit IQ mean? A: It means you're a Democrat*

* Can be substituted for:
DUer
Liberal
Progressive etc

[understandinglife]

136. "GW Bush legacy: AWOL, Arubsto, 911, Abu Ghraib ..... "

(on the front).

"...Impeached, Convicted and Jailed" (on the back)

DU logo somewhere on the shirt.


www.missionnotaccomplished.us (The.Day.WE.BEGIN..........)

[Catchawave]

137. Mine...

BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
(at least I have a heart)

[Extend a Hand]

183. ooohhh

I like it...I'd buy one of those

[patricia92243]

185. I'd like a coffee cup with that on oneside and on the othe Tree Hugging Li

Liberal

[katinmn]

138. Here are some more

Do You
DU?

------------------------------
Let's kick ass in '06
I'm tired of being underground
------------------------------

Democratic Underground
Democracy's Underground Railroad
--------------------------------

[roseBudd]

139. GWBush = a looted treasury and a stain on my country

with the infamous Abu Ghraib hooded image on the back

check out http://bushcheated04.com and help spread the fun.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

140. Freeper Patrol.

[Bunny]

141. This picture, with this caption:

"Hi. I'm George Bush, leader of the free world. How do you like me so far?"

[katinmn]

148. LOL!! That would get the attention of those with buyer's remorse

[Catchawave]

143. Another....

I DU IT UNDERGROUND*

(DU logo)

*taking back my country!

[sharonking21]

144. Join the American Resistance Movement (Front)

Democratic Underground (Back)

[seventythree]

200. like it

[Catchawave]

146. For inspiration, from a Churchill quote, but tweaked

freedom. justice. honor. duty. mercy. hope. blog.
democratic.underground.
peace.

[Catchawave]

151. A personal DU favorite....

Saw it in a sig line, but not recently (?), the one about:

"Everytime you vote for a republican, God kills a kitten."

Something like that.....I love serious wit!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

153. OMG!?!?!

Is that TRUE?

That's brilliant.

[Catchawave]

156. Yes! And why I wouldn't dare plagarize it from a fellow

DUer. I hope somebody can find the original sig quote and give them full credit too!

[Mrs_Beastman]

174. I printed that one out and put it on my checkbook cover

I mostly get chuckles when I write out a check

[proud patriot]

154. "Piss off Bush Voters , Tell The Truth"

"DU we are the Liberal Media"

"Piss off a republican , work hard and get rich
without cheating or Lying"

"Republicans the party of "It's all Clintons Fault"

[understandinglife]

157. "Being a C student is a lame excuse for war crimes."

www.missionnotaccomplished.us (a day to ponder the vast atrocities committed by a person who stole two national elections)

[jus_the_facts]

158. Front:....I'd Rather Be At Democratic Underground...

...Back....Where Liberals RULE and Freepers only wish they could. :D

[LibraLiz1973]

165. ROFLMAO!!! good one

[jus_the_facts]

168. Thanks!!!

:hi:

[Extend a Hand]

166. paraphrased from a thread about bumper stickers

I'm still wearing my Kerry/Edwards T-shirt
because when the rapture happens...

I want Jesus to know that I didn't vote for the anti-Christ.

[RoyGBiv]

170. I LOVE that...

Simply love it.

I need that for the next family gathering. :-)

[LibraLiz1973]

167. Mine

Scared of what's happening in our country? (front)

Get Underground (back)

with the web address

[jus_the_facts]

169. HEY BUSH....Where's MY tax cut? Halliburton...Bechtel logo?

:shrug:

[ironflange]

176. "Eat at Bill's Falafel Hut"

[Merrick]

187. This gets my vote

its a bit abstract, but I like it.

[proud patriot]

201. LOL

:rofl:

[HeeBGBz]

177. Democratic Underground - Dig deeper

eom

[CornField]

179. When Jesus said love your enemies, I think he meant don't kill them.

Maybe too long for a t-shirt.

"I think, therefore I am a democrat."

"Eat Tainted Meat
Breathe Poison Air
Drink Nasty Water
Help Only Yourself
VOTE REPUBLICAN"

"The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them."

"A: Elections 2000 & 2004
Q: What proves the scientific theory that scum always rises to the top?"

"Republicans gave huge tax breaks to the rich and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"Better a bleeding heart than none at all."

"I'm a gay liberal vegetarian and I want your gun"

"Anyone who claims that God is only on their side is dangerous as hell"

"Poverty is a Weapon of Mass Destruction"

(front) Progressive slogans are no longer enough
(back) DU logo

[Swamp Rat]

180. Does this pic qualify me as a smart ass?

After all, you said "no sex threads," and here I am pushing the envelope... er, the milk carton. :D

[EFerrari]

202. If EarlG doesn't pick this, I'll transfer it to a t-shirt and

zap you $10.

Makes me laugh every time. :)

[Swamp Rat]

206. yer too kind!

I'd prefer that you make the t-shirt for yourself, and then later on, hear your story about what happened when you wore it at the mall. :D

[EFerrari]

211. Wearing them on The Mall. Now, there's an idea.

I'll make 'em and we need some volunteers.

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

217. Bring 'em to the next DU meet up you attend

[neuvocat]

181. We Are Everywhere.

[neuvocat]

182. Dupe

[Merrick]

188. Republicans Pee in the Shower

[frictionlessO]

189. "PNAC butter and oil sandwich" - with Iraq

being the jelly (red) with black oil on either side being smooshed by Syria and Iran looking toaster brown???

[philosophie_en_rose]

190. "W: Stands on Women"

Do we vote on the kind of merchandise?

I'd like the new shirts in women's cut T-shirts with short sleeves. Not only in baby sizes or flat-chested sizes either. I also think a classic "DU" pin would be nice.Also some DU undies. :) Just kidding. Although DU thongs would obviously sell out.


I already suggested "Don't blame me. I voted for Kerry." But there should be something specific to that damned misogynistic pig that women can wear.

[Worst Username Ever]

191. "Better a bleeding heart than none at all."

[CC]

192. Democracy, Not Theocracy!

There are too many theocracies in the world now, it you want one pick one and go there. Leave my democracy alone.

or

Culture of Thought

or

Search, Read, Think, Resist...Don't take their word for it.

Edited to add: We are the people the neocons (rightwing, blivet* PNAC etc)warned you about. We are everywhere.

And can always add what they call some of us here, Flaming Liberal & Proud of it.

[Jokinomx]

194. Don't Blame Me... I didn't vote for the Son of a Bush

[flordehinojos]

198. "I can take TRUTH. LIES just KILL me."

:patriot:

[bear425]

204. Think! It's Patriotic.

With DemocraticUnderground logo underneath.

[Kurovski]

209. " Toto, I don't think we're in America anymore."

or:

George Bush: promoting a culture of strife.

[sharonking21]

210. Neocons: Blood, Sweat, and Fears (Front)

Democratic Underground (Back)

[sharonking21]

212. Front: Clean the House without Delay!

Back: Democratic Underground

[sharonking21]

215. Come Over from the Dark Side

Democratic Underground

[sharonking21]

292. WHAT were you THINKING? (NT)

[hickman1937]

213. Get that elephant out of my living room,

and put some asses in the chairs.
This might not work for anyone that hasn't been thru AA. In AA, the elephant in the livingroom is the outrageous behavior that everyone is ignoring, or tolerating.

another edit for crappy spelling

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

214. Republicans: Better living through denial

Then on the back of the shirt: Democratic Underground: We know the truth

[nuxvomica]

218. Here's mine:

"PRAYER RESISTENCE
IS THE LAST REFUGE OF
SCOUNDRELS PATRIOTS"
DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND

I think it's subliminable.

[Blue_Roses]

220. My all time favorite is

"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot."

[peekaloo]

222. No words just a pic of an elephant eating an American flag while

simultaneously dropping turds that resemble various members of Bu$hCo.

[LoZoccolo]

224. Oh shoot, no way am I gonna enter that - SELF-DELETE!

I don't want to be fed to Grovelbot!

[Skittles]

225. BUSH IS A F***ING ASSHOLE

sorry Earlg, I..............er................lost it for a sec.
Personally I like IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION because that is the bottom-line absolute TRUTH.

[ms liberty]

226. We Pray for a Secular Government

Also, from the Fristian thread - I don't remember who but it wasn't me:
Fight Theocracy With Democracy

All of these are GREAT!

[Endangered Specie]

228. Republican? Then why aren't you in Iraq?

[Endangered Specie]

230. From my cold, DEAD hands!...

[katinmn]

266. I like the sentiment

:thumbsup:

[Endangered Specie]

231. front: Don't care about the environment?...

back: Then DON'T BREATHE!

[CanuckAmok]

232. "My parents voted Republican and all I got was this stupid president"

n/t

[jdj]

241. LOL that is so funny!

that could say my neighbors, my co-workers, my friends, it can be totally tailored for anyone you specifically want to piss off!

Bravo!

[applegrove]

233. Monkey See - Monkey Do ! If you are a Republican n/t

[usregimechange]

234. Thw War on Terror: Where Terrorist Attacks triple and we

Supress the data:

That text with this in the background:



This on the back:

Making the world less safer, even in Poland!

[usregimechange]

235. Perhaps the graphics in whitewash, I can design with photoshop.

[applegrove]

236. Values Are Taught - So Is Hate! n/t

[applegrove]

237. Here Is A New Value: Empathy - learn all about it at the DU n/t

[applegrove]

238. Empathy means you love this person here (arrow) and here (other way)

[KitchenWitch]

242. Here goes for the slogans!

"Freedom isn't Free, but Fascism is Bankrupting us!"

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

245. impeachment: it's not just for lying about sex

[dxstone]

246. Here's mine, w/graphic:

DXS
http://presidentevilonline.com

[dxstone]

247. Here's a text one...

It's the APOCALYPSE, stupid!

DXS
http://presidentevilonline.com

[REP]

249. "Why Vote for the GOP When You Can Just Buy Them?"

Enron, Halliburton etc logos and/or pics of Cheney, DeLay, etc

[dxstone]

251. this one I stole...

this is the name of someone who posts on these very pages; it really is the best name I've seen anywhere...

I MISS AMERICA!

[zann725]

252. "First they laugh at you....then you win." (front of shirt)

(DU logo/website) (back of shirt)

[dxstone]

253. last one, and I'm goin' to sleep...

What Ed Wood was to cinema,
G W Bush is to world politics.

Support Plan 9.
Whatever it is.

[Behind the Aegis]

254. some more

I think, therefore I am...liberal.

on front: (a pic of Johnny Carson as the great Karnak) WMD in Iraq, Compassionate Conservatism, liberal media and an intelligent President

on back: Four things that don't exist!

{for the sick minded} (front) G-d kills kittens when people vote Republican. {back} (in a Raid (tm) style) FRIST...Kills cats dead!

War
Manufactured by
Deceipt

Protect Marriage...BAN DIVORCE!

What part of "liberty and justice for ALL" don't you understand?!

Added to the endangered species list: professional journalists

We don't buy Republican lies...we can't afford them!

[NoSheep]

291. Great ones!!!

:yourock:

[cleofus1]

255. how about....

"I DON'T HATE AMERICA...
i just can't stand republicans...."

or

"Asswipe is a valid pronoun"

[Pert_UK]

256. I DU do u?..........DU: Fighting the Vulture of Life.....Consume.Die.GOP.

[Pert_UK]

257. Vote Republican, because personal responsibility is for other people

[Pert_UK]

258. This chest covered by order of John Ashcroft

[Pert_UK]

259. You don't have to be a corrupt, war-mongering maniac to vote GOP....

but it helps!

[orleans]

260. NO PAPER, NO HAND COUNT, NO VOTE! BAN THE MACHINES!!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

261. A few ideas...

User: George W. Bush

<DU tombstone picture>

Here lies a disruptor. He disrupted... poorly.

----
other ideas:

Picture of Delay with caption "Does not play well with others"

Flightsuit picture of the chip with the caption "War is Not Nice" - Barbara Bush (for real - look it up if you don't trust me)

DU - Kryptonite for Republicans

DU - not just for tank-busting any more!

Picture of shrub falling off the Segway with the tagline "Now watch this drive!" (unfortunately not useful since the only pix of him falling are crappy vidcaps)

[PittLib]

262. Old, but simple ...

"I think therefore I DU"

And "My karma ran over your dogma" makes me pee a little.

[orleans]

264. progressive thought is NOT a crime

[mogster]

265. OK, my 2 c

"Take back the Public Space!"

"REAL foreign policy. REAL domestic policy. REAL people. REAL like YOU! The Democratic Underground."

"A plastic reality picture is painted by Conservative surrealists. No ART in politics"

"This country needs a bloody change, if you pardon my Freedom."

"Stop the whining, Right? This country needs FREE SPEECH!"

"Better to be in love with democracy than flirt with fascism"

"Homeland or Wasteland - YOU decide! The Environment doesn't watch FOX."

"National Security or Lebensraum? Stop the Neocon revolution - we need evolution!"

"Are you a DU'er or a TINKER?"

OK, these are really oldies from before the election, so I've rewritten some of them:
http://www.democrats.us/beta/forum/view_topic.php?id=891&forum_id=9

[Mutley]

267. If Liberalism is a mental disease then bring me my straight jacket.

I'm sure you all know where the liberalism is a mental disease thing came from. (just in case you don't its from michael savage's ugly mouth)

[TyeDye75]

268. The World is on fire but we'll fix it with war.

another one

Rage against the voting machine

[MADem]

269. My lame efforts

Front: Goofy picture of chimp: Squandering Our Future Since 2000
Back: DU logo

Front: Mandate, My :kick:
Back: DU Logo

Front: Where Patriots Gather (colonial print)
(Graphic of Paul Revere at a keyboard)
Back: DU Logo

[underpants]

270. DU-News, Facts, Fun, and Opinions (wise and otherwise)

:bounce:

[sniffa]

271. "deLeted message" - name removed

[LynneSin]

272. I'd just like an update on the Axis of Evil shirt...

I love the tee-shirt but Asscrap isn't there anymore. Can we replace him with Rummy?

[El Fuego]

273. "What about OUR Evil Regime?"

[Not_Giving_Up]

276. How about...

Come learn what THEY won't tell you

[OneBlueSky]

278. here's one for you . . .

all items in small print . . . word "SHAME" big and bold, at the bottom of the list . . .


Fallujah
Abu Gharib
Guantanamo
9/11
Theocracy
Fascism

SHAME!

the idea is to get people thinking . . . to get them to associate things that they may have never associated before . . . obviously, the list could go on and on and on, but I think something nice and concise like this would have the most impact . . .

[cyberpj]

279. Got this one while falling asleep last night -

D.U.
Want Truth?

democraticunderground.com

[MissMillie]

280. I'm not a smart-ass. I'm a bad-ass! Here's mine anyway:

In big letters: FEEL SAFER YET?


and in smaller letters " According to the National Counterterrorism Center 2004 saw more terrorist attacks than any year since 1985"

[GOPBasher]

281. "My Child Supports Bush's $2 trillion deficit; so does yours!" n/t

[EarlG]

283. Thanks for all the great suggestions!

We'll go through these today and pick out some winners.

:hi:

[Endangered Specie]

285. If you had $300,000,000,000, Would you really spend it on a War?

or:

Which job would you prefer a C-average student for?:
- Design your House?
- Perscribe your Drugs?
- Heal your pets?
- Represent you in court?
- Serve as your President?

[Festivito]

286. Silence of the Scams / DemocraticUnderground.com

kinda stolen from sellitman

[NV Whino]

287. See below...

I think.
Therefore I am
a Democrat.

[callous taoboy]

288. Your tax cut is over-crowding my classroom.

[El Fuego]

293. Good Ole USA superiority: WE kill Iraqis better than Saddam ever did!

[north houston dem]

294. I will go to grovelbot with a smile on my face

Front:
aDieU DUbya
Don't let "the internets" hit you on your way out!

Back:
DemocraticUnderground.com

[EC]

295. How about

Join the Resistance, Fight for Freedom
Democratic Underground....




On edit: how about, a picture of the kicking donkey and the word "Kick"

[StopTheMorans]

298. not sure if it's legally permissible or not, but how about the "Get a

brain, morans" guy on the front, and on the back something like "Democraticunderground.com: fighting moranity since 2001"

[blondeatlast]

300. Don'cha just hate your hard earned taxes going to welfare queens?

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Cm139puC4MoJ:untruenews.com/images/dick

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/faculty/sutton/soc172R.htm&h=206&w=169&sz=5&tbnid=NJ0qp6hustgJ:&tbnh=100&tbnw=82&start=14&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dken%2Blay%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http://slate.msn.com/id/2112103/&h=200&w=155&sz=6&tbnid=Y7_jpt1ex1IJ:&tbnh=98&tbnw=76&start=31&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djack%2Bwelch%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Fight back at www.democraticunderground.com

Sorry--don't know what's happening with the images--it's Dickie, Jackie (Welch), and Kenny.

[Carla in Ca]

301. My sig line

Front: Whoever controls the media controls the mind.
Back: DU you want it back? Vote Democratic.

[CO Liberal]

303. "Does This Shirt Make Me Look Republican?"

Actually suggested by The Princess.

[liberalhistorian]

304. Republicans:

Socializing the risk, privatizing the profit!

That about sums up their whole philosophy, I think.