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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:29 PM
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WillPitt/matcom: I got TONGUE from hedges. I see no tongue in yr pix.


Hedges was both frenching me AND grabbing my outsized ass. This is a bad angle, so you can't see the tongue, but it's in there, like a muskie hunting for a goldfish.

Sorry, but your tongue-less pics are but a mere aftershock to the hedges-Koolzip make-out tsunami.

Until I see some hot oral-swordfight action in your pics, I will regard Boston as a second-rate city, home to far too much seafood odor and regional accents which bring linguists to garment-rendering paroxysms of rage.

Sorry, guys! Better luck next time.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:30 PM
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1. And you consider this...
a good thing? *confused look* ;)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:32 PM
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3. Sssshhhh... the MEN are talking!
Consider this the wormy underbelly of the "top this" sports-idiot mentality...or just a demented variation of a cock-size contest.

Y'know, men doing manly things, enjoying their manliness.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:33 PM
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5. I'm not complaining...
hell I edit gay porn as a side-job. I'm all good with the boy-on-boy thing. But jeebus man...you can do better than hedges. ;)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:35 PM
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7. No you cannot.
There are other pics from that party that would astound you. Peter North would go home and cry after seeing them.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:40 PM
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11. PM me
:evilgrin:

I promise not to share them...much... ;)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:45 PM
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You really didn't have to say that.
Now I'll be wondering, and I have a very vivid imagination.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:50 PM
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23. For some of us, it's painful, stabbing memories which taunt.
Your imagination is best left to make its own gravy.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:59 PM
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28. I haven't been able to sleep
The horror....the horror.... :scared:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:10 PM
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35. Oh, I sleep good.
Let's just say NyQuil stock has gone through the roof.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:13 PM
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36. My doctor prescribed Ambien for me
Still,

.....the horror...... the horror :scared:
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:30 PM
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2. I say we need a kiss off...may 7th 5pm in Dublin ohio...be there or you're
all pussies.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:33 PM
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4. I'm in....
Pitt and matcom are GOING DOWN!.....


Uh...you know what I mean.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:34 PM
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6. I know *exactly* what you mean.
:bounce:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:36 PM
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9. Good....a man who understands me.
And by "understands," I mean "violates the semi-permeable realm of my puckering rosebud."
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:35 PM
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8. here's the 411, andy stephenson is coming too.
We'll meet at the Houlihan's Restaurant in Dublin Ohio for dinner and drinks, and we'll see where the night takes us.

Houlihan's Pub
3580 W Dublin Granville Rd
Dublin Ohio 43017
614-932-9090

Mr. Andy Stephenson will be there! Take this opportunity to meet greatest advocate for voting rights in the country, and DU's own goodboy (your host with the most)

Here's some nearby hotels:
Extended Stay America
6601 Reflections Dr.,
Dublin, OH, 43017, (614) 764-0159

Cross Country Inn
(614) 764-4545
6364 Frantz Rd
Dublin, OH 43017

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:39 PM
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10. This is what you do for fun in Chicago?
Boston wins.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:41 PM
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12. SNARF!!!
:thumbsup:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:44 PM
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15. If it's so funny....
Why'd you and Pitt have to copy it? :shrug:

Inquiring minds want to know! :evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:45 PM
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18. we do that at EVERY gathering!
armatures :eyes:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:48 PM
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20. Funny, I've never seen a picture until now.
Were you afraid to post it until we posted ours? :scared:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:55 PM
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25. "Armatures?!"
What are those, tongue-fearer?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:46 PM
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19. hehehehe *SNAP*
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:48 PM
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21. Ooooh no you di'n't.....
Susan delivers the beatdown!


And I find it curious that Pitt isn't here, salvaging what remains of his reputation.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:56 PM
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26. Well he does have a new job after all...
he's gotta at least pretend to work for a day or two. :)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:58 PM
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27. This is FAR more important.
Job, shmob....We're talking a FRENCH-OFF here!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:01 PM
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31. Point taken...
I mean hell...I'd abandon my job to mack on any one of you boys. But then again, I'd abandon my job to go get a get a proctological exam at this point. It feels about the same.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:03 PM
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32. Job...proctological exam....job...proctological exam....
A lateral move, I guess.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:05 PM
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33. At least with the proctological exam...
I don't have to pretend to like it.

Funny how we can't have a conversation about hedges or matcom without thinking..."proctological exam". ;)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:43 PM
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13. Boston has SLICE!
The Slicester, Slice-o-rama, Magical Mystery Slice....oh forget it...pull the plug, please - I'm brain dead.

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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:43 PM
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14. There are no pics of us knocking over gas stations, setting puppies
on fire, dousing dolo amber in crisco and stuffing her into the keyhole in my front door, hobo-shivving, or playing in our Foghat cover band, so the evidence on hand is paltry that Chicagoans are superior. But we are.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:45 PM
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17. The sad thing is, I thought you said we were going hobo-SHAVING.
I never would've worn my new shoes had I known the truth. x(
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:49 PM
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22. The blood matched the color of the ceremonial robes....
Which our band "Fools for the City" has to wear 24/7, even in August. Shit, it gets COLD up here!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:40 PM
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37. I have the dolo amber Crisco pics.
And it's not a keyhole...
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:42 PM
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38. It wasn't? Wow.
We were SOOOOO high on that PCP you sold us, dude. Dusted Chicago Angels ridin' the Love Boat!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:00 PM
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30. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
:-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:44 PM
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16. That's so hot.
Soooooo very hot.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:51 PM
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24. And moist.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 12:59 PM
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29. Now, THAT'S a kiss with tongue,
Christ, that kiss with Matcom and Pitt looks like a damn couple of dilettante/amateurs. I just can't bear to look at the sheer ordinariness of it.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-25-05 01:05 PM
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34. I know, right?
Their lips barely touch! No penetration!

Hotter things happen when guys in the mafia greet each other everyday....
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