I'm having Freeper withdrawl - Lurker Freeps, Help me out

[MrScorpio]

I alerted on some fuckhead three times yesterday and had such a great time doing it that I'm missing the little turdpiles today.

Hey Freepshits and CUmstains, if you're around, post up in this thread, I'll show you some love.

[purr]

1. Can you go give my

freeper in-laws some love? :)

[MrScorpio]

2. Have 'em sign up

I'm all ready for them

[brainshrub]

3. You sir, are a Lib-rul commie!

Now excuse me while I go vote against my own best interests.

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Did that make you feel better?

BTW: How are you doing? Are you going to the FreePress conference?
http://www.freepress.net/conference/

[MrScorpio]

5. You know that I can't alert on you, Buddy

I'd rather send in a rescue mission to save you from the dark side.

[brainshrub]

9. This will cheer you up then:

A highly accurate portrayal of Bush-voters:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232590

(Goto the page and click "Watch this movie.")

[BOSSHOG]

6. Fuck a bunch of you fucking liberals

who think that just because hundreds of thousands of Americans died supporting and defending the constitution that its not alright for religious zealots to make a woosy effort to replace it with the bible. Tombstone this bitch ...

Is that not better than Viagra??

[brainshrub]

8. Lib-ruls suck!

Just today I was trying to bomb a murder-factory (That's an abortion-clinic to you pro-death folks.) when some LIBRUL policeman stopped me.

The LIBRUL-activist judge sentanced me to three weeks probation!

[mike_c]

4. W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W...

...W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W oh! be still my heart....

[iconoclastic cat]

7. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

[lala_rawraw]

10. yeah, well

they called DU "dildos" in the comments at Raw, lol.

[iconoclastic cat]

15. Not there aren't a few dildos around DU, but I have them on "ignore."

[OldLeftieLawyer]

11. YOU ARE ALL SUCH TOTAL FAILURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not one of you can misspell as badly as the lowliest freeper. That's just pathetic.

You make me ashamed to be a dildo.................

[RetroLounge]

12. DUmmies, you must be french

RL

[solinvictus]

13. YOU ARE AN ANBOMIDATION BEFORE GOD!!!

IF YOU SUPPORT THE LIEBERAL/HOMESEXAL/COMMUNIST/SECKULAR HUMANISM AGENDA,YOU HATE OUR GODCHOSEN PRESIDENT FOR LIFE EMPEROR GEROGE W BUSH!!!!!! HE BELIEVES THAT WE SHOULDN'T TEACH ANTICRHISTIAN DARWINS MONKEY THEORY BECAUSE I DIDN'T COME FROM NO MONKEY!! AND IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE YOU GODLESS ATHIST SECKULAR HUMINIST SUPPORTERS! I'LL BET YOU ALL LVOE SADDAM BIN LADEN AND HIS AL KYDA TERRIRSTS!! WHY DON'T YOU ALL MOVE TO SOMME LIBERASL SOCIALIST COUNNTRY LIKE CANADA OR RUSSIA OR MASACHEWSETTS OR SOMETHING!!?!?!?!?!

[hickman1937]

14. gorge bush is god! If you dont like this cuntry, get out!

Brought to you today from a fellow Mich.:P

[Meowser]

16. Can you kick my neighbor's ass for me?

He just moved in last year, and has a Bush-Cheney sticker on his Tahoe. He sticks out like a sore thumb in my liberal neighborhood.