I Heard There Was A LAME Attempt At A Lounge Coup Last Night

[matcom]

well, i'm back to tell you that it has failed. you will all REPENT and pledge your lives to ME!!

you will each have to send one of your daughters to me to live in my harem as punishment and pledge your alliegence to:

Matcom: Lord Of HELLFIRE!!

now, be gone! :P

[zippy890]

1. ok but only if you change the nonstop climbing fanny smiley

on your sig gif.

together with the forever-slapping purple barney gif its too much, because I can't take my eyes of of that silly smiley with the crack, always climbing, up and dow, up and down, fanny crack when he turns around..... there it is, down he goes.

I'm exhausted after your posts, from all that fanny smiley climbing slapping fun.

O Lord of Hellfire. see.. doesn't quite cut it with that, those, oh never mind,

:+ :P

[billyskank]

5. I remember when his sig was even more disturbing

it was just smilies with arses.....everywhere. It's quite restrained these days.

[supernova]

2. SNARF!!

And you're already up posting?! You should be properly hungover, dammit!

[matcom]

3. the damned dog woke me up (stupid peeing monster)

and i see pink wild turkeys in my neighbors yard

*sigh*

[BikeWriter]

4. It is to laugh! Bwaw ha ha! My troops await my orders!

[matcom]

6. i will accept daughter #3

as your pennance

[BikeWriter]

8. We will consider your unconditional surrender.

[two gun sid]

7. We will march on a road of bones.

[BikeWriter]

9. Hee hee hee! What did you post the first time, Bro?

;)

[two gun sid]

11. raod....

too much medicine last night.

[BikeWriter]

14. Ruh roh, I drank a few myself.

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. Again, I'm more than willing to join in their fight for freedom

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

16. Cool, we may have to take over this joint ourselves.

[underpants]

10. You will now refer to me as Generalismo Francisco Maximillian

BwAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[matcom]

13. give me 2 daughters for my Harem

and i'll call you Underpants: Lord of Tofu if you like

[underpants]

15. Generalismo Francisco Maximillian prefers....

Lord of the Two Drink minimum

[matcom]

19. ok. i can live with that

but i want a monkey in addition to your 2 daughters

[BikeWriter]

21. Uh oh! Whatcha want the monkey for?

[matcom]

22. haven't you always wanted a MONKEY?

:D

[BikeWriter]

25. Hell no! Those things are nasty.

[two gun sid]

26. Yes, they are....

but it explains a lot about the old regimes personal habits.

[BikeWriter]

27. That's true, Sid. They seem to be a primitive lot...

We will soon set things right.

[matcom]

28. never

your feeble attempts to modernize the lounge will fail. you are corporate shills who will NOT look out for the Lizards.

we will and shall prevail!

[BikeWriter]

29. LOL! Wait until you see the benefit plan...

we offer our loyal minions. You are doomed!

[matcom]

30. private accounts right?

:eyes:

[BikeWriter]

31. Benefits? We got benefits!

[Zuni]

40. our private retirement accounts pay much better than the old

Lounge socialist plan

[BikeWriter]

55. I am living a life of luxury on the old plan!

Kibbles and Bits anyone?

[Zuni]

56. No thanks. I ate some Fancy Feast and a half bag of grass seeds

[DistressedAmerican]

17. SORRY! BUT, KLEEB LORD OF HELLFIRE!!!!!!1111

REPENT BEFORE I BURN YOU WITH MY LASER EYES!

[matcom]

18. no. i am the original

Kleeb was deputized last night as Kleeb: Lord of Visine

[DistressedAmerican]

20. I Have Pics! You Have NO Laser Eyes With Which To Enforce YOUR Iron Will!

[curse10]

23. I bow down before the Lord of Hellfire

yeah. whatever. I'm hungover.

[matcom]

24. that's a good Serf

:hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

35. matcom, Paging matcom! Zuni has offered GOLD! What you got?

I want where to know who here has the REAL juice!

[Zuni]

38. SOLID GOLD oldies

[Zuni]

32. There was no 'lame' attempt. Welcome to the New Lounge Order

you can report to work camp #243567. Or be devoured by wild dingoes.


a message brought to you by President For Life Zuni

[edbermac]

33. I fragged a few Lounge upstarts yesterday, mat...

I just LOVE getting hand grenades for my birthday!

[Redstone]

34. So THAT's why you bailed early. We thought

you were just being a weenie, and here you were mounting a counter-revolution, all on your own, one against the many, strout of heart and damn the torpedoes, not even calling for reinforcements.

What a guy. They didn't know who they were dealing with here, did they?

Redstone

[Zuni]

36. Sorry. Matcom died accidentally last night. *sob*

condolences from Lounge President for Life, Zuni

[Tsiyu]

37. We're sick of War and Hell

here's the new Lounge:

[Zuni]

39. Nooooooooooo

not SITARS!

[Tsiyu]

41. yes, and:

Tie Dye



and hula hoops

[DistressedAmerican]

42. Dammit! Pot Brownies For ALL!

[Tsiyu]

53. The New Decree!

And there was peace in the Lounge forever more...

[Swamp Rat]

57. Amen!

[Tsiyu]

62. And That Peace Sign

Is the New DU Lounge Symbol, with Swamp Rat the official Symbol Master



Yeah!!!!!!!!!:headbang:

[Swamp Rat]

63. That's cool...

We swamp rats dig lounge lizards, but not ALIEN lizards! :scared:

[Tsiyu]

64. The Commune has a special way of dealing with

alien lizards.

[Swamp Rat]

66. Far out!

I'm cool as long as none of the outer space reptiles show up to the party. Otherwise, I'm heading back to the swamp.

[Tsiyu]

67. They don't get to stick around.

We expand their minds, get them to pick up all the Commune's trash and sort it into recyclables, give Will Pitt and Velma D foot rubs and then we send them into space with a bunch of your graphics to paste all over the Universe.

We don't put up with their shit on the Commune....

[two gun sid]

54. To hell with brownies....

I need some good strong crank. It heightens my senses and keeps me alert for the counter-revolutionaries.

[Zuni]

59. The lounge meth lab has been cranking out some grade A product

I have lost 8 pounds in 2 days and my dead grandmother told me to write this! :P

[two gun sid]

65. That ought a do the trick....

but, I'll probably need a lot of it.

[Zuni]

43. In the name of everything that is good in the world

please stop.......

[DistressedAmerican]

45. You Haven't Bought Me Yet Zuni!

[Zuni]

47. I'll send Trent Lott onto BET again!

[Tsiyu]

50. it's too late

to stop us now.

Now that we have these giant Grateful Dead Bobbleheads

[Zuni]

51. How could people take so much acid

and be around something so disturbing?

[Tsiyu]

52. You will soon find out, Grasshopper

Introducing:

the Timothy Leary Mini Brownie.

have one:

[Swamp Rat]

61. Deus meu!

Yeah, I'm FREE!!!

[Ekirh]

44. Regardless of who...

The leader of the lounge is... my Communist Dog requests to be the official symbol/animal :)

[Zuni]

48. Lounge President for Life Zuni

(former Defense Minister) says the Dog can stay

[two gun sid]

49. I hope the pup hates cats....

no more cat threads!

[Tsiyu]

58. Wrinkly-faced pups are allowed

on the Commune, but they can't eat the brownies.

*because chocolate isn't good for dogs.

[Zuni]

60. good call

bad for their kidneys.

[El Fuego]

46. Wrong! THERE HAS BEEN A REGIME CHANGE!!!

With only one rule:

FLAME AT WILL.

We have also issued an Imperial Edict legalizing sex threads. The Fun will be over no more!!

You will salute!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: