Ok...I'm hammered...who wants to step outside and throw down?

[VelmaD]

:)

[chicagojoe]

1. Don't be hatin' now, VelmaD !

[VelmaD]

4. I'm not hating...

just have a little too much pent up energy and agression. :evilgrin: I promise not to hurt anybody...much.

[Steel City Slim]

2. When I Get Hammered....

....I usually step outside to throw up.

[VelmaD]

6. We can do both

:shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

3. I'll send the crazy, redneck phone-calling woman up your way.

[VelmaD]

5. Excellent...

I'll get the shovel and the tarp ready.

[chicagojoe]

8. How did THAT whole thing work out for you?

[Maddy McCall]

21. Here's the update thread.

Actually, it worked out better than I ever would have imagined.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3107214

Thanks for asking. :hi:

[sundog]

7. I'm hammered too

but I get all luvvy & shit :hug:

:P

[derby378]

10. Same here

Whaddaya say we grab VelmaD and make a Velma Sandwich? :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

17. Well, I've always said...

keeping up with me was more than a 1 man job. :)

[VelmaD]

12. I was all luvvy and shit...

about 3 margaritas ago. Now I just want to throw something up against a wall. :evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

9. hammered?

it took you all day to get "unbored"

[VelmaD]

15. Oh I'm still bored...

why do you think I'm looking for a fight? :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

11. Come on

I dare you.

You ain't tough enough.

[VelmaD]

13. I could kick your butt...

and make you like it. ;)

[texas1928]

16. Man I could kick your ass so hard.

It would make GOPisEvil cry.

[VelmaD]

18. Yeah but he's a big wussy...

I could hit you so hard and so fast you'd holler "y'all stop".

[texas1928]

19. I'd be like

Is that all Y'all got?

I could take care of you with this one pinky finger. PUHLEEZE.

[VelmaD]

20. Not if I flash my boobies at ya...

then hit you upside the head while you're stunned. :P

I'm a girl...we don't fight fair.

[texas1928]

22. Just boobs.

What I am not that gullible. Come on try harder.

I'd be like TWEAK!!!
and then it would be over.

[VelmaD]

24. I guatantee you if you TWEAK...

you will get thrown up against the wall...but you won't complain. :)

[texas1928]

26. It would be over if you threw me against the wall.

cause then it would be ON!!!

I would have to go Crouching Tiger, Hidden dragon on you.

[VelmaD]

27. Mmm...Chow Yun Fat

*drooooool*

Sorry. Got distracted. What were we talking about again? :)

[texas1928]

28. Me kicking your ass.

See I already knocked you senseless.

[VelmaD]

29. No I'm just easily distra...

look, something shiny. :)

[texas1928]

30. Here you go.

[VelmaD]

33. that seriously fucks...

my head up...owie

[texas1928]

34. Yes

Now for the headlock and Noogie maneuver.

[VelmaD]

35. I cannot guarantee...

that if you put me in a headlock I won't hurl on your shoes.

[texas1928]

36. No hurling

Cause if you do, then with the headlock maneuver I would hurl in your hair.

[VelmaD]

37. Then you just have to make sure...

my head stays above my waist.

I don't feel so good. I actually am getting a wee bit sick. Maybe the vodka on top of the tequila was not the brightest idea in the world. *urp*

[texas1928]

39. Everyone look out

Velma is going to hurl.

This should be a new thread.

[VelmaD]

41. Nah...I'm good for the moment

I don't hurl very often. I'm just probably gonna head to bed soon.

[texas1928]

44. Check out the new thread.

:P

[derby378]

42. That's it, VelmaD. No more La Familia for you tonight.

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

43. Hee...

actually it was blue margaritas followed by Skyy Berry mixed with lemonade. Yummmmm...but ultimately urp.

[derby378]

45. Mmmmmmm...blue margaritas!!

Now you're making me want to haul you and ginbarn down to the Blue Mesa for some of those. But not tonight, considering all that is transpiring. :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

47. I've heard good things...

about Blue Mesa. Never been there though. :shrug:

[derby378]

48. They've got sweet potato chips

Almost worth the trip all by their delicious selves.

[VelmaD]

49. Oh yumm...

I used to go to this cajun place in Dallas (since closed) that did sweet potatoes done like french fries.

[derby378]

50. Oh yum, indeed

How can such a place ever shut down?

Then again, remember Mariano's, home of the frozen margarita? They lost their lease because the landlord wanted to build a friggin' Petsmart where they were located. Typical Dallas landlord - no respect for history.

BTW, Blue Mesa has some semi-sweet corn cakes they call Adobe Cakes. Major yummage factor there.

[VelmaD]

51. Mariano's is GONE?

*blink* When did that happen?

[derby378]

52. Last year, I think

Mariano's is looking for new digs, but I don't think they're settled in yet. I still can't believe they got chased out, either.

[derby378]

38. I'm gonna listen to techno and stare at it all night long

So there.

[VelmaD]

40. You obviously...

have a stronger stomach than I do.

[derby378]

46. DARK SIDE OF THE MOON will also work just fine (n/t)

[fishwax]

14. Somebody just called my house the "warm up"

and they were leaving to the "main event."

So I'm kind of in a throw down mood ...

Those left here certainly consider it the main event, and I know they'll be back though ...

[miss_kitty]

23. If you're hammered

I just might have a fightin' chance in a throw down!

[VelmaD]

25. Hee...good thing GOPisEvil isn't around...

to talk about my extreme lack of motor skills after a certain amount of alcohol. :)

[miss_kitty]

32. Since legally, I am a gimp

that oughtta make us fairly evenly matched.

[mykpart]

31. Certainly not me! I'm a big ol' chicken!