squeeksqueeksqueek (pulls giant Goathead replica offering into the Lounge)

[underpants]

I send it as an offering showing my appreciation for the Lounge. I wouldn't go poking around it or anything it's just a statue really just leave it there for while.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Are you sure it's a statue...*poke* it feels and looks kind of fluffy...

*poke*

[Zuni]

2. dude, it smells like cat urine. Get that thing outta here!

[Fridays Child]

3. Is there something crawling in that fur?

:scared:

[Misunderestimator]

4. Wasn't he on some TV series in the 80s based in Central Park?

Or was that the 90s?

[Misunderestimator]

5. Hakuna Matata!

[crispini]

6. All hail the Goathead!

Mighty mighty Goathead!!!!

[giant_robot]

7. Erm....shouldn't we worship it or something?

OK,

[underpants]

8. Yes and DON'T TOUCH IT

It's just a statue ...er.... your god, nothing else to see there.

[giant_robot]

10. OK, any excuse for bonfires and lusty pagan nekkidity is good enough

for me.

[underpants]

11. No no fires you don't want to hurt this offering...your God do you?

Just leave it alone and don't mind it.

[giant_robot]

13. Ooookaaay, just as long as you're cool with the lusty pagan nekkidity.

I suppose we can substitute the dancing around the bonfire with the...dancing around the....smelly...goat..er..thingy.

[underpants]

15. I minored in lusty pagan nekkidity

:toast:

[Zuni]

25. hmmmmmm

[MuseRider]

9. It smells

and it is going to shed all over the place. Don't think I didn't warn you. YOU get to clean up all that hair all by yourself if you insist on keeping him.

[Longgrain]

12. Is this thing supposed to come to life and devour all none believers

It looks too to cuddly for that sort of thing.

[underpants]

14. No it is completely harmless

So just leave it be. It won't harm you in anyway.

[Longgrain]

17. If you insist, I still can help but feel it's possessed by something.

And that you brought that thing in here in order to preform some ancient cleansing ritual.

And...are those flames I see in it's eyes? :scared:

[short bus president]

16. I offer unto our hoary lord and savior this gift:

[ScooterTramp]

18. Is this a rerun of Helen of Troy?

[underpants]

19. Welcome to DU

:hi:

No of course not whatever gave you that idea? Don't answer that.

[ScooterTramp]

20. Thank you! Erm, okay.

:hi:

[ScooterTramp]

22. Has the erm, "party" started yet?

[the Princess]

21. Why thank you Underpants...........

We love that you thought of the Princess and brought her something.

Now -

Go get some nice shrubbery!

[yellowdogintexas]

23. It is the DU mixed breed animal from the uncle in the (*see link inside)

woods....


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

now we know what it looked like

[Goathead]

24. That is really thoughtful...

But I am nihilist, so that means I don't... er... believe in anything. I often question the existence of even myself. Just for kicks... you know.

[RetroLounge]

26. Worship the gods, then kill them...

RL

[Historic NY]

27. Okay who brought the goat in...he smells.

get him dry cleaned or give him a bath.

[ScooterTramp]

28. That's what goats do.

[aeolian]

29. Wow. The Virgin Mary is lookin' a little hairy these days.

But, whatever...Gives me a good reason to get out from this underpass and get some fresh, woodland air.

*lights candles*

*holds vigil*

[warrens]

30. Have him washed down and brought to my tent...