Didn't anyone vote for bush???

[orleans]

mike malloy is trying to get "freepers" to call in on his show and he's gotten several dud calls--people saying they're republicans but didn't vote for bush--they agree with his calling the administration the "bush crime family", etc.

malloy keeps trying to get a rise out of these callers--finally malloy shouts out: "didn't anyone vote for bush???"

OMG!

i'm still laughing.
...wait a minute...
if i didn't vote for him
and they didn't vote for him...
who the FUCK voted for him???

[yardwork]

1. This has been my contention all along - not that many voted for him!

Seriously! I know some who did, but I guarantee that fewer than 50% of the voters casting votes cast them for W.

[orleans]

2. finally....he gets a caller who is about to speak clear and articulate

sentences...

and he breaks for commercial!

[maveric]

3. The cowards wont even fess up to voting for the chimp.

Just goes to show that they are ashamed and realize they fucked up badly, voting against their own interests. Their lame attempts to make it all look like all is well are failing miserably.
This is SOOOOO funny!

[orleans]

4. the articulate caller says he didn't vote for kerry

because of the second amendment.

cough cough

mike tells him kerry didn't want the guy's gun

and asks the caller if he needs an automatic weapon to go bunny hunting! the guy says no. (so what was the problem?)

another one calls & complains everything sucks since 9/11 and mike said "who was president???"

wow--

[Huckebein the Raven]

5. The last caller blamed Heavy Metal music

:rofl:

[orleans]

6. oooooh yeah---

i know black sabbath warped me years ago

(thank you ozzy!)


and now this guy is whining because that horrible social security system makes him pay a few pennies a day. boo hoo!

and like mike said--how terrible to have a financial net for the elderly--including for us when we get there, and for a kid with no parents, or a child with learning/mental disabilities.....

(i wonder if barbara & poppy ever collected social security for the little shrub and his mental illness)

??

[vince3]

7. Bush lost the last election...

and the one before that. He is a two-time loser.

[Cadence]

8. This is what I hear people asking all the time.

Do you know ANYONE that voted for Bush? Honestly- I don't know anyone that did. They're harder to find than the media would have us believe... that's for sure.

[AntiCoup2K4]

9. Nixon won by a landslide in 1972

But how many would admit to voting for him in 1975?

The chimp "won" with 50.8% of the vote, so the chances of finding someone who would admit it are already proportionally less.

Of course the corporate whore of Babylon media would have you believe he was the most popular president since Washington, but it's funny that all of his support seems to come from the same whore media or groups of anonymous wackos like the Freepers, who can never seem to materialize more than a dozen members at any given rally on even their best days.

[coloradodem2005]

12. I wonder how people will feel about him in a couple of years.

I hope he will be more revilled than Nixon.

[elperromagico]

14. Sometimes one has to repeat a mistake several times

before realizing it's a mistake.

[elperromagico]

13. 44% approval rating six months after the election.

That should tell you something.

Bush was a bit like a defense attorney; he didn't have to prove that he was a good President. He only had to plant doubt about the other guy.

Assume at least some vote rigging and voila.

[norml]

10. I vote for bush.

I hate that shaving thing.

[elperromagico]

11. Apparently about 60 million voted for him.

Maybe they're just the strong, silent types. :eyes:

[orleans]

15. that's what they want us to believe.....

("the sky is falling, the sky is falling"--didn't people believe that too?)

[Vektor]

16. Wally O'Dell voted for him.

And his trusty little machines made sure that Wally's vote was the ONLY one that got counted.

[dxstone]

17. Five Supreme Court "Justices"...

And that's about it.
This last time W TRIED to vote for himself, but he fucked up the butterfly ballot and ended up casting a vote for Robertson.
But the machines fixed it.
Diebold's new slogan:
"WHATEVER button you push, it's a vote for Bush!"

[Borgnine]

18. I noticed several people stuck "W" stickers on their vehicles...

...AFTER the election, and have since removed them. As long as Bush isn't perceived as popular, nobody's going to fess up voting for the clown.