Journalist Joke

[Hugin]

Read at your own risk.

One fine day an American Engineer was visiting a far away
island. Happening upon a "Cannibal Butcher Shop" he decides,
"Well, when in Rome..." and enters the shop.

Browsing around he notices a display with three large bins.

In the first bin there is a sign which says, "Engineer
Brains, $0.50/ton"

In the second bin there is a sign which says, "Lawyer
Brains, "$5.00/pound"

In the last bin there is a sign which says, "Journalist
Brains, "$5000.00/ounce"

The Engineer thinks, "Whaaaa?"

He asks the Cannibal Butcher, "Why so much for the Journalist
Brains?"

The Butcher replies, "Do you have any idea how many Journalists
we have to kill to get an ounce of brains?"

Sorry... ;)

[LynzM]

1. Nice

:rofl:

[mark11727]

2. Freeper Brains...

...you couldn't afford it. ;)

[Hugin]

3. LOL... Shhhhh... I'm trying to flush out Peggy Noonan.

Or maybe that GuckGanowhatzizname dude.

;)

[HEyHEY]

4. I'll remeber that next time I'm trying to expose corruption for your sake

:eyes:

;-)

[Hugin]

5. What corruption?

There's corruption?

;)

[Hugin]

6. Another one...

One fine day a study team of Psychologists decided to
study the abilities of three different professions...

They chose A Physicist, An Engineer, and A Journalist.

The test consisted of locking each in an empty room
for one hour with only three large steel balls. After
that time the investigators would return and see what
each subject had achieved.

When the investigators entered the room where the
Physicist had been sequestered they found she had
the globes orbiting each other around the room in
the fashion of a small solar system.

The head investigator said, "Very good."

When the study group entered the room of the Engineer.
He had the three orbs stacked one on top of the other
and each was spinning in alternating directions.

The study lead said, "Very good."

Up until now the tests had yielded amazing results.
The investigators were very excited to see what wonders
lay in the final room.

They entered the room to find the Journalist had lost
one of the balls, broken one, and the last ball was found
in his lunch box.

The study lead said, "Hmm."

Once again... Sorry. ;)