Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant (funny)

[ChoralScholar]

Miss Georgia Sex Offender 2004:

Deena Jo Brighum
Age:33
Crime: Statutory Rape



Honorable Mentions:

Most likely to be mistaken for Jabba the Hutt

Angela Darlene Leister
Age: 39
Weight: 245
Crime: Enticing child for indecent purpose



More at http://www.porkdisco.com/so.html including:

Most likely to be mistaken for a transvestite
Most likely to be mistaken for a burn victim/skeleton
Gloria Bunker Stivic Award
Most likely to have served you pancakes

[petronius]

1. There is something so wrong

about wearing an IHOP uniform in a sex-offender registry photo. I'm not sure what, exactly, but SO wrong!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Whew! That blond is a hottie!

[ChoralScholar]

3. She is a cutie... and lives up to her title.... EOM

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Ain't that the truth!

rowr!

All I can figure is that she might not have done any actual abuse, but probably had sex with a boyfriend who happened to be under 18. Not implausible, by any means.

But, who knows. She might, beautiful and normal looking though she is, be the type to rape young boys with carrots and cans of WD40 while hitting her breasts with a ball peen hammer and wearing a soiled diaper.

[Maestro]

6. She's beautiful but something ain't right

She's probably one of those teachers having sex with a student. It rarely happens given all the students and teachers out there, but you never know. She's definitely got something wrong with her looking like that and thinking she has to go for boys.

[Vektor]

11. Self Delete

Didn't mean to reply here...

[short bus president]

5. Omigawd that's fuggin HILARIOUS!

"Most likely to be looking around corners at all times." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Maestro]

7. Most likely to be mistaken for an obese man

winner is just plain scary. God how fugly can you get?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

8. Yeah.. that one was pretty scary. n/t

[NickB79]

9. I am in love with Miss "Best for taking home to mother award"

Then I see this:

"Crime: 3rd Degree Rape and 3rd Degree Sodomy"

Christ. What the fuck is wrong with some people? She's young, adorable, look at those puppy-dog eyes, yet she rapes and sodomizes someone? WHY?!?!?!?!

I also have to say that Miss "Most likely to be seen pressing her breasts on a public window" shouldn't be on there. Public indecency/flashing is a sex offense now? If that's the case, I think about half the people I went to college with should be arrested.

[Pert_UK]

10. Well without bothering to actually do any research.......

IIRC isn't "third degree rape" likely to be having sex with someone under 18, and doesn't "third degree sodomy" cover things like giving someone oral sex?

Hey, I might be wrong but I can't be bothered to look it up.

[SKKY]

12. When I first saw that picture, I thought to myself.

"That looks like Mary Kay LeTourneau. AGAIN???!!!!???"