Who wants to be the Antichrist?

[Bossy Monkey]

C'mon. You know the Dominionists are going to come up with one anyway, so why not one of us? We're going to be demonised regardless, so why let some other schmoe get all the cash, girls (boys, box turtles-- whatever! We're LIBERALS; who knows what kind of perverted stuff we get up to!)

Act now, before Fox gets their American Antichrist contest show up and running. (I can SO see this: Adrian Pasdar is the host. Judges-- aaaaaaah, Pat Robertson, ummmmm P. Diddy, and Mel Gibson probably won't slum to do TV without at least getting an executive producer hat-- do you think Jim Cavaziel's busy?)

Whoops! Sidetracked myself! So who's going to step up for that nice Mark of the Beast tattoo?

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. That job's been taken already

George(6)
Walker(6)
BushJr(6)

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Ronald Wilson Reagan fits that formulation a little better

What if the antichrist already came and went and the Dominionists worshipped him? Can't say I'd be surprised...

[Guy Fawkes]

2. My teachers already think I'm the Antichrist...

Ms. A., (a former stripper) says she'll join my cult once I get it up and running.

Hey, who wants to join my cult?

[chelsea0011]

10. Oh yea.....I love a good cult.

I've been courted by Moonies, Scientologists, Elizabeth Claire Prophet( a complete kook), and the man known as the Supreme Being of Enlightenment. But hold the Kool Aide, please.

[Guy Fawkes]

12. I don't like Kool Aide...

or death.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Not me. But I could nominate a few.

;)

[saltpoint]

4. My 7th grade math teacher was in fact The Antichrist.

We were 13 and didn't know our theology, mind you, but we FELT the presence of an ultimate evil in her classroom.

There's no question about it. She was The Beast.

[Mojambo]

5. Seems like an awful lot of work

I'll pass.

[terrya]

6. I was thinking the same thing. Plus, who needs that kind of stress?

Nah. :-)

[Spinzonner]

7. What Benefits does it come with ?

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Eventually you'll have a beachfront condo....

....at the Lake of Fire :evilfrown:

[autorank]

9. Sorry, the job's already taken!

Scott Biao is the AntiChrist (so sayeth BobCat)

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. I thought he was the AntiElvis?

Oh wait, that's Michael J. Fox.

[autorank]

14. That's Fox. I heard this direct from BobCat Goldwaith (on stage)

Must be true!

[Bossy Monkey]

15. And NOBODY knows the Antichrist like Bobcat Goldthwait! nt

[autorank]

16. LOL (those were the daze!)

[El Fuego]

17. I don't know, what are the hours?

And is there a dental plan?

[Bossy Monkey]

19. All of 'em, far as I can tell

But of course there's a dental plan. All the best fake villains got great teeth!

[cajones_II]

18. Job's already taken

it's * according to the dead pope and this guy:
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/geocities.com/george-bush-antichrist/