I was working in the lab late one night

[redqueen]

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
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How the Sam Hill did this get in my head?

:banghead:

[Left Is Write]

1. Er, I don't know, but...

now it's in mine.

[sundog]

2. It's not Halloween

just so ya know

[redqueen]

3. I know...

hence my puzzlement at why it suddenly started up in my head.

:crazy:

[sundog]

4. ok, well at least we're on the same page

SPRING

think SPRING

[redqueen]

5. Great...

now it's The Sound of Music...

If I didn't have a horrible cold I swear I'd start singing that one!

[sundog]

6. sick?

probably allergies... hit me a bit last week... but on a bright note, antihistamines can be fun :7

[redqueen]

7. Yes most certainly allergies.

I have a bad habit of calling it a cold anyway. :P

I hate antihistamines... they make my nose hurt. :(

Maybe I'm taking the wrong kind... what's the fun kind?

[hfojvt]

8. psu-psu-psudafed?

Did you have Count Chocula for breakfast?

[redqueen]

10. Actually yes, the generic equivalent.

And no, I didn't... although that was my favorite cereal as a kid. :hi:

[sundog]

9. some generic thing

work wasn't terribly painful that day... it did something to me

[HEyHEY]

11. Dang I thought this was gonna be a racy sex story

[_TJ_]

12. Thank you thank you thank you

for posting that. You made my evening :D

[redqueen]

13. hehe

Cool! :hi: