HEY! You were elected pope! What would your name be?

[dhinojosa]

Alright, you just got elected pope, and now you get to choose your Roman Catholic Papal name. What would it be?

Mine would be: Pope Chocula the Tasty.

[autorank]

1. Pope Guido the Magnificent

[northzax]

2. you don't get to pick your honorific

you have to EARN "the tasty" by your acts.

I was gonna go with Benedict XVI, but some shmuck already took it. :)

But I think Louie is underregarded in the list of popes.

[dhinojosa]

16. Whew that's good, cause I was considering Pope Vaginus the Moist

Yowsers. But I actually have all the wrong parts for that.

[havocmom]

3. Pope You Old White Guys Are History I

Or Pope Bali Bras I

[da_chimperor]

4. Pope Dude

[underpants]

5. Pope Hasslehoff

in the fine German tradition

[dhinojosa]

31. I can't wait to see your popemobile.....

[ReadTomPaine]

63. Hey I called the racing Popemobile II already...

;) It should really be a Ferrari even if the Pope is German!

Link- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3076033&mesg_id=3076354

[TheMightyFavog]

6. Pope Hilarius

Just so that I could make the English speaking newsreaders giggle.

[codebuster11]

62. Theres already been...

There has already been a Pope Hilarious. Look er up

[Longgrain]

7. Pope JohnKleeb the first.

Because someone had to say it sooner or later.

[XNASA]

8. Pope Hilarius II

[ohiosmith]

9. Pope John, Paul, George, Ringo I

[Allenberg]

10. I'd sell out.

Pope Bluto presented by Ford Motor Company.

[crispini]

54. LOL! nt

[GreenInNC]

11. Pope Bewbees

[BurtWorm]

12. Pope Spongebob I

You can call me Pope Bob.

[7th_Sephiroth]

13. Pope Doggy Dog II

[johnnie]

14. Pope Ulation I

Or Pope Purri

[Tummler]

15. Pope Don Magic Juan I

My first ex cathedra pronouncement: pimpin' ain't easy!

Alternatively, "Pope Mix-a-Lot" has a nice ring to it.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

67. What about

"Popin' ain't easy?"

[Burma Jones]

17. Pope Biggus Dickus.......

[edbermac]

27. People of Jewusalem...

Wome is your fwiend...

[Javaman]

30. Pope Incontinentia Buttocks

[Eric Chamberlain]

18. Pope on a Rope

Yep. Fitting for Pope Jewzinger.

[masshole]

19. Pope Alicious

[MnFats]

Pope Mick & Keith I

or

Pope Jimi

[Mojambo]

20. Pope Locutus of the Borg

You will be assimilat- I mean converted.

[progmom]

21. Ohshit Weelected Aprotestantwoman the 1st

:D

[4_Legs_Good]

22. Pope Francis I

I don't think there's been a Francis.

Sorry didn't mean to be serious on a funny thread...

david

[rockymountaindem]

23. Pope Snoopy the First

My Papacy would be cool and easygoing, and I'd sleep on the Vatican roof.

[elperromagico]

24. Pope John Paul Leo Benedict Pius Boniface I.

In honor of all mah dead papal homies.

[edbermac]

25. Pope Poupon

Why not? I'd be the biggest hot dog in the world...:rofl:

[Javaman]

26. Pope John Paul George Ringo

[Spinzonner]

28. JackAss I

[ET Awful]

29. Diddy of course. I wanna be Pope Diddy the first :)

[UrbScotty]

32. Pope Ron Paul II

:evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

33. Pope-O-Matic (tm)

n/t

[maveric]

34. Pope Bonaduce I

[KyndCulture]

35. Pope Kynd the 420th nt

[JohnKleeb]

36. JohnXXIV

simple and bland but indicates that I do like JohnXXIII and in fact my lucky number is 24.

[Hardrada]

37. Pope Citibank

and then Pope General Electric (each year a different corporate sponsor)

[Robeson]

38. Pope Tull

[arkie dem]

39. Pope Poontang

[Speck Tater]

40. Pope Peter Piper the Pickled Pepper Picker.

You only get into heaven if you can say that real fast 10 times in a row.

[sakabatou]

41. Popey the Pontiff Man

Pope Soap on a Rope
Pope Izzle
Pope Natas

[aeolian]

42. Pope Ra

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. Pope Accapin Yerass.

[dhinojosa]

45. A gangsta pope? nt

[Borgnine]

44. Pope Pope John Paul II I

Let the history books deal with that.

[RummyTheDummy]

46. Pope Spanky McFluffy

[Ilsa]

47. Pope Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS

[RPM]

48. Pope Obnoxious I

I have already been called such

[The Whiskey Priest]

49. Long D*** Silver the XXX

maybe

[barackmyworld]

50. Pope on a Rope

[aeolian]

51. Popity-Pope-Pope

[bobthedrummer]

52. Pope Madonna

;-)

[aeolian]

53. Pope Judas.

:evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

55. Pope Abbadon Torch DCCCLXXXVIII

[Liberalynn]

56. Pope Emily Latella

in the words of the great Gilda, I would say of all the past intolerant doctrine, "Never Mind"

[FuzzySlippers]

57. Pope-il Vegematic. nt

[last_texas_dem]

58. Pope Derwin I

It's one of my names and, though I'm not a major fan of it, it seems like it would work well as a pope name.

[Parrcrow]

59. Pope Apalooza the Only

or Pope Caligula.

[Parrcrow]

60. Pope Peel the Pocket Fisherman.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

64. My favorite!

:spray:

:applause:

[Parrcrow]

65. Then bless you, my child

B-)

[codebuster11]

61. Pope Jesus II

[MrScorpio]

66. Pope EasyLikeSundayMorning I

[Orsino]

68. Pope Prius I n/t

[dhinojosa]

74. The Hybrid pope? nt

[TheCentepedeShoes]

69. Popa Dope

I wouldn't be a very good Pope - don't like to dress up.

[warrens]

70. Iggy Pope

[NoSheep]

71. Popie-Doodle-Doo

[Glenda]

72. Pope Dot Com n/t

[Cush]

73. Pope Lahoma

[demnan]

75. Pope Woman the First

n/t

[the Princess]

76. Pope She'sa Brick House.

:)

[lumberingbear]

77. Pope RuPaul