Anne Coulter mad about her picture in Time

[roguevalley]

Warring Coulter: Attention, Time magazine. Ann Coulter is displeased with that weird-angled cover image of her on this week's cover of your magazine. "Kim Jong Il was treated better," Coulter told N.Y. Daily News gossip Lloyd Grove. "A curved-lens photo on the cover? Just amazing. My feet are the size of the Atlantic Ocean and my head the size of a pea." Coulter has chalked the offending photo up to a liberal conspiracy against conservatives, natch. And despite the fact that John Cloud's cover profile of her is fairly favorable, she says she has no intention of reading it. "If they can't show a picture of me without distorting it, they're not going to quote me without distorting me." (Lloyd Grove's Lowdown)

www.salon.com its in the fix section

[zulchzulu]

1. Maybe she can repose on a frickin' broom

What a wench.

[CO Liberal]

2. Well, Kim Jong Il Is A Nicer Person Than Ann Coulter

:-)

[Hobarticus]

3. Damn, Ann, you got some gunboats for feet

Ann "Gunboat" Coulter...I like it

[neuvocat]

8. Why...her feet are as big as a man's!

[Hobarticus]

9. And you know what they say about a man with big feet?

[chickenscratching]

4. Coulter has chalked the offending photo up to a liberal conspiracy against

wha???
or maybe if you wernt such a slutty whore you wouldn't look like that you fucking troglodyte!

[underpants]

5. Not enough Vaseline on the lens?

:bounce:

[sui generis]

6. they thought they were doing her a favor

if her feet were the size of an ocean and her head was the size of ta pea then her adam's apple was merely the size of a small grapefruit.

They were de-emphasizing her less feminine attributes - and there she goes griping about it. Poor woman. I always wondered what it would be like if I was born a bobcat with no asshole. Now I know.

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. Her brain is the size of a pea

[elperromagico]

10. So she's on the cover and it's a liberal conspiracy?

A Time cover would get her far more attention than she deserves or has ever gotten in the past.

[leftist_rebel1569]

11. Doesn't she have ANTHING better to do?

Seriously. Doesn't she have any hobbies or anything? It's like she spends every living, breathing second of her life insulting liberals and not doing anything constructive. I'd at least give her an ounce of respect if she put her money where her mouth was and actually did something for what she believes in instead of just spewing insults at people with differing opinions in her books. Even if she all of the sudden had a change of heart and started railing against conservatives like she does now with liberals, I still probably wouldn't like her because she's such a fake.

It's people like her to blame for our current lack of bipartisanship in...well, anything in Washington.

[Left Is Write]

12. So sayeth the queen of distortion.

Good grief, Ann. Look in a mirror!

[graywarrior]

13. Didn't someone recently ask her which was bigger

her penis or her Adam's apple?