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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 02:18 PM
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People, instead of beating your breasts about Christianity
Or the Pope, or the Catholic Church, we should recognize that the vast majority of Americans, perhaps the majority of people here, practice the one, true American Faith------

American Materialism

Our holiest of Days, when we eagerly await our new spiritual messages, is Super Bowl Sunday.

Our most overtly religious holiday is Christmas, when businessmen, manufacturers, retailers and other clergy all over the world await the white incense of billions of dollars as they are frittered away - it is an odor pleasing to the Lord.......

On what do people spend more time and thought - Commercials and Catalogs or the Bible?

You know, the slam we get from Islamic Extremists as well as the Last Pope - that we are an entirely materialistic culture - is right on. But do not despair, but embrace our knowledge that what counts is right here on earth, and that with Tax Cuts, we shall be healed.

Marketing is a greater force than grace........
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 02:22 PM
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1. phew
my breasts were getting sore.

:P
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 02:25 PM
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2. Ummmm, no, I won't respond....
My wife would disapprove.....
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 02:29 PM
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4. Mine too...
hormones and all. ;) :hi:
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sexybomber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 02:28 PM
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3. Yes, by all means, stop beating your breasts!
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours!" - Wesley, from "The Princess Bride"
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