Drunk Monkeys Attack Humans!

[reprehensor]

Drunk monkeys attack humans

IANS< SUNDAY, APRIL 17, 2005 11:32:41 AM >

BHUBANESWAR: A group of monkeys descended on an Orissa village, quaffed down pots of an intoxicating brew lying in the open and then set upon the villagers, injuring three of them.

The incident occurred in Baralapokhari village near Bhadrak town, 142 km from here.

Irate villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. The injured have been hospitalised.

The intoxicating 'pana' drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods on the occasion of the Oriya new year Friday. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts to ferment, an official said.

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I'm pretty sure that this is a sign of the Apocalypse. Jig's up, guys.

[havocmom]

1. Why not? We have a drunk monkey in the WH

and he is makeing a shambles of everything!

[CottonBear]

2. Hmmm...maybe I'll convert to Hinduism.

That pana drink sounds good!

[reprehensor]

4. No doubt!

"I'll have some curry chicken and a pint of 'pana' please."

[CottonBear]

5. I knew I liked Hindus!

I'll have to ask my friendly, local quickie mart clerk (Mr. Patel - what else? :)) about pana. He's from Gugerat (sp?) state in India.

[reprehensor]

6. Hot Damn! Put me down for a case!

Then it's time to watch Harold and Kumar!!

[CottonBear]

7. Just think, with pana, you can get drunk and high

at the same time!

:crazy: :eyes: :crazy: :eyes:

[underpants]

3. Dope monkeys

Fetch me the bowl dope monkey